Not the actual Retarded Thraed

[mr.blunt]

Originally Posted by muffins

went out for a bike ride with my roommate some night this weekend and we passed a football field where he yelled "lets smoke a joint on the 50 yard line!" as we were passing a couple girls who couldnt have been older than 16. one started asking if we were smoking a joint and the other freaked out and told her to shut up. my buddy started yelling back at them, i just pictured wooderson and got him the fuck out of there haha

then we watched dazed and confused when we got home at like 3AM

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by muffins

I cant wait to make some fried green tomatoes.

^ this nig knows the business


"oh no i picked my maters too early"


fry them bitches

[reject]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Lol, that seems to be a running theme with you and benzos, watch yourself

I was stone cold sober, my benzos turn up today.

[reject]

Why does post you have to sign for ALWAYS come when you're taking a shit?

Now I have to wait 5 hours to collect it.

[Midnight Sun]

payday payday payday payday WOOT

[Midnight Sun]

mang, not much beats cruising home blasting AC/DC, no one on the roads & not a single worry in the world

Life is so good these days

[Erorr]

lol nothing sounds worse to me than listening to ac/dc

[Piles of Crack]

I'm getting really tired of paying for USPS Express mail when their shitty service usually means I wind up getting it in as much time as I would if I paid for Priority.

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by Erorr

lol nothing sounds worse to me than listening to ac/dc

clearly you have no taste, so shut up and go suck a cock for a 40

[Piles of Crack]

I thought ignoring Error's taste in music was standard protocol at this point

[Midnight Sun]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

I thought ignoring Error's taste in music was standard protocol at this point

I honestly haven't paid too much attention

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

I honestly haven't paid too much attention

It's usually some punk crap

[reject]

It's been over a year since LSD's coffee incident. That's been a fast year.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by reject

It's been over a year since LSD's coffee incident. That's been a fast year.

Not for him I bet.

[Erorr]

Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

clearly you have no taste, so shut up and go suck a cock for a 40

......says the defensive ac/dc fan.

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

I thought ignoring Error's taste in music was standard protocol at this point

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UP THE PUNX

[reject]

I really wish I saw myself faint/KO myself yesterday, I hit the floor pretty hard.

Both knees are bruised and a little swollen, my stomach is tender and bruised, my right elbow is badly bruised, my left armpit hurts and yea my chin has a big gouge in it which required that medical tape to shut up.

And my hips hurt.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by reject

I really wish I saw myself faint/KO myself yesterday, I hit the floor pretty hard.

Both knees are bruised and a little swollen, my stomach is tender and bruised, my right elbow is badly bruised, my left armpit hurts and yea my chin has a big gouge in it which required that medical tape to shut up.

I'm guessing the solution is moar etizolam?

[reject]

That's the answer tomorrow, the answer today is codeine and zopiclone.

[Piles of Crack]

These Juicy Drops seem inferior to Tasty Puff but it's the only thing the headshop had.

[reject]

I completely forgot they existed, ages ago I had a blueberry Tasty Puff and that was nice.

[Piles of Crack]

I got blueberry and mango, just tested out the blueberry one and it's decent but I remember Tasty Puff being better for some reason.

Used to get blends from a certain someone here and when I'd open my mailbox I would immediately be smacked in the face with the smell of blueberries and apples through the packaging, good times

[mr.blunt]

those are those little spritzer flavour things eh? do they actually do anything?

[Erorr]

what are they?

[Erorr]

I remember once i got this bud when I was fourteen off this shady dude. It smelled and tasted EXACTLY like cotton candy. I refused to believe it was a natural occurrence....probably whatever the funk you guys are talkng about I assume?

[Piles of Crack]

"Tobacco flavoring", either comes as a spray or as a little dropper, marketed to add flavor to tobacco but it's also how people flavor/scent herbal incense, makes it smell and taste like whatever flavor you use. Keeps your cut up leaves from tasting like cut up leaves.

And yes, some retards will put it on weed but it's not common.

[Piles of Crack]

I smoked some crack once that made my mouth taste like strawberries for like twenty minutes afterwards, weird shit

[Piles of Crack]

Reminds me of that Dave Chappelle skit when Tyrone is telling the guy how to make rock and goes "It's so simple to make! All you need is some cocaine and baking soda, and I think I tasted egg and cinnamon."

[Piles of Crack]

Hot damn, looks like I have a good chance of receiving my package today, guaranteed time was pushed all the way back to noon tomorrow and the shitty USPS tracking said it was still in a sorting facility in Florida, then just now it updates all at once to show it left the sorting facility in Cleveland at 7:30 this morning. Holy SHIT, if USPS gets something to me a full day before a "guaranteed time" I might have a heart attack.

[reject]

I still have to wait 2 hours til I can collect my fucking zopiclone.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by reject

I still have to wait 2 hours til I can collect my fucking zopiclone.

Zopiclone is Lunesta, right? Doctor scripted me that once for occasional insomnia, never got much out of it but then again the most I took was like 6 mg I think (comes in 1-2 mg pills right?)

[reject]

Zopiclone is pretty much the same as ambien I think, comes in 7.5mg pills. Fairly similar to benzo's.

Had to buy it though, my mum went on holiday so I necked all hers, was just guna tell her but I decided it's preferable to replace them, then I get 14 myself.

[Piles of Crack]

Holy shit, I almost had a fucking heart attack, my USPS tracking updated to "Arrival at Unit" which has always meant it actually arrived, I check my mailbox and it's empty. Call local PO like a crazy person, turns out it had actually arrived at the post office and is en route.

[reject]

Lol, I just got my zop's.

And they wouldn't sell me codeine for a head injury They probably recognise me by now anyway as the codeine guy, so I should shave my hair off.

[reject]

Lol they came from fubi's town, that's pretty funny.

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by reject

Lol, I just got my zop's.

And they wouldn't sell me codeine for a head injury They probably recognise me by now anyway as the codeine guy, so I should shave my hair off.

hell yes, go incognito. buy a new wardrobe and shit. or wear a costume. fake mustache +dark sunglasses+sombrero.

[reject]

Lol I did it before when they sold dihydrocodeine, went in wearing different hats and all sorts.

[Piles of Crack]

Speak to them in Spanish like "Por favor mi amigo, de donde el diacetylmorphine?"

[CountBlah]

[reject]

It's only diamorphine here, one of the words which we shortened, surprisingly.

They sell fuck all here now otc dhc has gone. Those were fuckin good days.

They do still sell kaolin and morphine and shit tho.

UK pharmacies > US pharmacies.

And they'd ask me follow up questions which I would only be able to reply in Spanish.

[Miley Highrus]

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