Fuck University

[Marsh]

I'm leaving this university for good soon, and I like to fantasize about a little non-violent revenge for all the ridiculous "processing fees" and hundreds of other various scams of stealing my money they have been pulling. Can't do anything in my room, because then they'd just charge me more money (already have to pay 50$ to move out how fucking stupid). What should I fantasize about doing to this place next time I am daydreaming?

[Ihaveafatcock]

thank all of your professors for their support and service to society. Donate some money to the school once you get a decent career. Maybe attend a student research conference and see if you can get any students similar to yourself and set them on a career path. Maybe attend a student government meeting to voice your thoughts of your university experience to see if theres room for improvement.

[The Pat-Man]

Kazcinsky

[Ihaveafatcock]

and for fucks sake volunteer. Its your work at the concession stand that keeps this place running kid

[Oct]

Do a rape, preferably the pinciple and fuck paying $50 just to move out i would be like, "yeah, whatever", then take a shit right outside the doorway.

[Rodrat]

Originally Posted by Ihaveafatcock

thank all of your professors for their support and service to society. Donate some money to the school once you get a decent career. Maybe attend a student research conference and see if you can get any students similar to yourself and set them on a career path. Maybe attend a student government meeting to voice your thoughts of your university experience to see if theres room for improvement.

this

[Marsh]

[Zok Jr.]

Stop raping children, that'll show em.

[King of the world]

Round up some dumbo university art, media or other mickey mouse course cunts who are having difficulty paying fees and pimp them out. This is one reason I wish I'd have gone to university instead of just doing my A-Levels in college and going self employed only. In times of economic struggle, in a place crammed full to the brim with silly women who in the real world don't actually have a clue outside of their entertaining, catering and maternal instincts, in a place full of horny students, in a place with residences and often time apartments nearby, you'd be daft to miss out on the opportunity to become a pimp.

[Fenrisulfr]

Originally Posted by King of the world

Round up some dumbo university art, media or other mickey mouse course cunts who are having difficulty paying fees and pimp them out. This is one reason I wish I'd have gone to university instead of just doing my A-Levels in college and going self employed only. In times of economic struggle, in a place crammed full to the brim with silly women who in the real world don't actually have a clue outside of their entertaining, catering and maternal instincts, in a place full of horny students, in a place with residences and often time apartments nearby, you'd be daft to miss out on the opportunity to become a pimp.

That is a very splendid idea.

Ihaveafatcock - if you must troll, at least be amusing.

[The Pat-Man]

get drunk and eat chicken wings

[shopping cart for brains]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

get drunk and eat chicken wings

fffffffffff beat me to it

edit: good thing the entire episode is on youtube

[Actor]

I'm probably speaking for tacho as well... Stop bitching about it on a message board and get back the money they stole from you, by stealing stuff from the university and selling it.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by shopping cart for brains

fffffffffff beat me to it

edit: good thing the entire episode is on youtube

i cant believe i didnt think of it in my first post ITT.

[Daily]

University is a great experience if you're not a loserish person who stays shut in their dorm all day. Mentally, I usually divide people on Earth into smart people and retards. There is no inbetween for me. University is full of retards you can take advantage of, and full of smart people you can network with and set up relationships with in order to benefit you in the future. It's fun.

[Actor]

Originally Posted by Daily

University is a great experience if you're not a loserish person who stays shut in their dorm all day. Mentally, I usually divide people on Earth into smart people and retards. There is no inbetween for me. University is full of retards you can take advantage of, and full of smart people you can network with and set up relationships with in order to benefit you in the future. It's fun.

One of these days, some1 even smarter than you will put you in their "retard" list, and pwn you.

[Daily]

Originally Posted by Actor

One of these days, some1 even smarter than you will put you in their "retard" list, and pwn you.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Incite a riot. I want to see this shit on the news.

[SBTlauien]

Call in bomb threats and have it shut down, constantly.

A girl did this at the community college and it was evacuated each time.

[SBTlauien]

Originally Posted by Daily

University is a great experience if you're not a loserish person who stays shut in their dorm all day. Mentally, I usually divide people on Earth into smart people and retards. There is no inbetween for me. University is full of retards you can take advantage of, and full of smart people you can network with and set up relationships with in order to benefit you in the future. It's fun.

Are you from a wealthy family?

I've come in contact with a lot of rich kids who think they are the shit, and then they adventually get their shit handed to them.

[Daily]

Originally Posted by SBTlauien

Are you from a wealthy family?

I've come in contact with a lot of rich kids who think they are the shit, and then they adventually get their shit handed to them.

no, i'm from a brokeass russian immigrant family who still live in a shithole

[SBTlauien]

Originally Posted by Daily

no, i'm from a brokeass russian immigrant family who still live in a shithole

My apologies.

How did you make it to college?

[Bradley]

Originally Posted by SBTlauien

My apologies.

How did you make it to college?

Well KoC wasn't the only one with that great idea, so I kinda employed
Daily through the rough of it.

[ysr2096]

Originally Posted by Daily

Mentally, I usually divide people on Earth into smart people and retards. There is no inbetween for me.

Putting you squarely in the latter camp, right?

[Communicate]

You could spraypaint feel good messages all over the place.

People will walk past them and smile, and if you're looking to cost them money,the labour charge for sending somebody to clean off a message is going to add up if it's repetitive.

[The Pat-Man]

Originally Posted by Daily

no, i'm your average welfare leeching paki immigrant

tru tru

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

get drunk and eat chicken wings

that actually sounds like a really good idea right now...

[King of the world]

Originally Posted by Communicate

You could spraypaint feel good messages all over the place.

People will walk past them and smile, and if you're looking to cost them money,the labour charge for sending somebody to clean off a message is going to add up if it's repetitive.

Only you could come up with the tamest and lamest idea for this thread. This is exactly the kind of thing you'd do, thinking you're making an impact and thinking you're clever. That is not going to do shit you fucking irritating little dipshit.

University is full of retards you can take advantage of, and full of smart people you can network with and set up relationships with in order to benefit you in the future. It's fun.

It's the same if you have your own trade/business. I seriously fucking hated education; the socializing there wasn't worth the boredom of being stuck in a room with pen and paper infront of me being told what to do by some jobsworth cunt with no similar and solely selfish interests. I got to socialize outside of the classroom and a hell of a lot more when working anyway. The world's a much bigger place than the classroom.





Other than pimping, all you can do is make your professor's life miserable by outsmarting them and making them look stupid infront of everyone.