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Old 05-23-2012, 09:00 PM
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Okay, so hypothetically, Person #1 Gathers many expensave items in walmart/target like ipods games dvds etc not careing about security or cameras. They then go into the bathroom and untag the items then pass them under the stall to person #2 Then person number one will exit the store then may or may not be apprehended but with nothing on them and wait for person #2 with all the merchandise!

This could deffianatly work!

Let me know any suggestions to make this idea better.
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:00 AM
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Could work - IF
#1. THere are no gates at the bathroom.
#2. LP doesn't see what just happened
#3. I have seen a plain clothes LP follow a suspect into the bathroom. The altercation did not go over well..
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:07 AM
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This is a pretty classic trick. Like Sky said, they'd probably follow you in and watch the stalls.
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:44 AM
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At the Wal-Mart nearby, the bathroom is set up to prevent carts from entering. I suppose your idea could be executed with a few canvas bags in lieu of a cart. There is also the issue of being able to detach items quickly enough before LP notifies the police.
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Old 05-24-2012, 03:37 AM
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I saw a girl get stop by a plain cloth LP, and I heard him say, "you went into the bathroom with the merchandise, came out without it, and I had someone go in to look for the merchandise, it wasn't there. It's in your backpack." She then admitted to it.

LP will follow certain merchandise.
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Old 05-24-2012, 04:04 AM
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They profile people with backpacks.
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Old 05-24-2012, 04:20 AM
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They profile people with backpacks.
Definantly. When I saw that girl walking out with a bagpack, I wondered if she was out lifting for the day...

Everytime I see someone with a bagpack in a retail store, I wonder if they are lifting.
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:38 AM
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You're better off getting a few things and putting them in your pants in a blinde spot and switching them to a friend in the bathroom. Literally no proof you took it. Just say you put the stuff down in the isle and somebody else must of picked it up. They can't prove it ;D
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:48 AM
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better way, 1st person goes in looking like a blatent lifter, looks over his shoulder a lot, picks up high priced goods, fiddles with tags. so lp are all watching/following him.

then you go in looking smart and like ur genuinely shooping and slip a few things away.

after uv left the other leaves without a thing.

its just a case of the 1st guy doing it enough to get noticed, but not so much that its an obvious distraction.
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Hopefully your genus idea is to no longer post on zoklet
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Old 05-25-2012, 08:51 AM
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Just get a retarded friend of yours to run around walmart screaming, preferably naked, while you quickly put shit in your bag. Pay him or her accordingly.
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Old 05-25-2012, 02:24 PM
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AlliCat did something like this years back looking back it was stupid but oh well.

What she would do it take items (mostly video games from the discount bin) and then hide them in a jacket she was carrying. She would then walk into the bathroom and cut off all packaging and flush it then hide it and walk out. This did work however they placed the layaway counter right beside the bathrooms when they remodeled but i assume its still possible.

She never got caught however she did have 1 fuck up with about a $100 in neon lights for a car and almost got caught but she was on her bike when the LP came out of the store.

So for you plan person 1 should indeed try to hide items on them when they walk in. (just so no one stops you when you walk into the bathroom) take off the packaging and hand it to person 2. Person 2 should also already be in the bathroom and they should never be seen together. However as stated before there are a lot of things that could go wrong.
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