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Facepalm I'm out of vodka.

Guess who!

FUCK I'm sober and it's midnight. I wasted 3 hours in hospital just with the shrink assessing if I'm likely to kill people. I passed. lol.

I have therefore taken benzos and will search for some wine, hopefully the benzos will help me get fucked up with a small amount of liquor...

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Old 05-24-2012, 02:20 PM
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Guess who!

FUCK I'm sober and it's midnight. I wasted 3 hours in hospital just with the shrink assessing if I'm likely to kill people. I passed. lol.

I have therefore taken benzos and will search for some wine, hopefully the benzos will help me get fucked up with a small amount of liquor...

moar details here:
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hmmm quite a bit of content you have there

do you mind if I use it to make a graphic novel?
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Old 05-24-2012, 02:30 PM
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hmmm quite a bit of content you have there

do you mind if I use it to make a graphic novel?
go for you life son, just make sure you stick a link to my site in there somewhere <3
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you're such a fucking pussy, bragging about how much voddy you down every night.

guess what, it's vodka! you can drink it like water and mix it with all sorts, and not be sick. well done! how about you drink the same amount of whiskey (proper whiskey, not JD), and then come and tell us about it? you'd be out on your ass and it'd be good for you because you'd realise you're not so hardcore.
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go for you life son, just make sure you stick a link to my site in there somewhere <3
yes i will indeed give all rep to you

it'll just be a non profit webcomic
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you're such a fucking pussy, bragging about how much voddy you down every night.

guess what, it's vodka! you can drink it like water and mix it with all sorts, and not be sick. well done! how about you drink the same amount of whiskey (proper whiskey, not JD), and then come and tell us about it? you'd be out on your ass and it'd be good for you because you'd realise you're not so hardcore.
I'm not bragging, just stating it like it is.
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Send me some benzos, I'm out of my valium.
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you're such a fucking pussy, bragging about how much voddy you down every night.

guess what, it's vodka! you can drink it like water and mix it with all sorts, and not be sick. well done! how about you drink the same amount of whiskey (proper whiskey, not JD), and then come and tell us about it? you'd be out on your ass and it'd be good for you because you'd realise you're not so hardcore.
Like what? What is a cheap proper whiskey? Evan Williams?

@STD why are you being evaluated?
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Old 05-24-2012, 03:00 PM
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Why do like alcohol so much?
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All those antidepressants and crap you take are probably the source of your problems, and drinking doesn't help either.

You're a fuck up.
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Why do like alcohol so much?
It's awesome?
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Ezra Brooks ninety proof bourbon yo

STDs threads are making me want to drink less somehow, and THAT is why they piss me off

Although I am one pilsner in after waking up ten minutes ago yeeehoooow
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i read your blog and this will do nicely

i hope you keep writing more
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i read your blog and this will do nicely

i hope you keep writing more
no problems there sir <3
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damn bro, what did you cut yourself with ?
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Whenever they give you a test like that just tell them you don't have time to finish it though, as you have some video tapes to return.
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Check your PMs STD.
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Like what? What is a cheap proper whiskey? Evan Williams?
any blended scottish brand on special offer? right now i'm on Clan McGregor because it was £11 for 3/4 a litre.
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Evan Williams?
I recommend this to most for drinkability and affordability but as I'm sure you know it is far from top shelf.

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any blended scottish brand on special offer?
American and Irish whiskeys are my forte from my experience.

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STD man... stop
This. Seriously. You are either going to poison yourself with the alcohol and the pills or accidentally slice an artery open with your self-mutilation and bleed out, assisted by your liquor thinned blood.

Dude, this is in no way healthy at all. You need to spend some time in a ward under constant supervision and attend a lot of therapy to get your head on straight.

This is just sad to witness, dude.
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This. Seriously. You are either going to poison yourself with the alcohol and the pills or accidentally slice an artery open with your self-mutilation and bleed out, assisted by your liquor thinned blood.

Dude, this is in no way healthy at all. You need to spend some time in a ward under constant supervision and attend a lot of therapy to get your head on straight.

This is just sad to witness, dude.
A person has to want to help themselves and the only thing he's doing is helping himself to our attention, negative or otherwise. He'll hit rock bottom and finally wake up or die trying.
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A person has to want to help themselves and the only thing he's doing is helping himself to our attention, negative or otherwise. He'll hit rock bottom and finally wake up or die trying.
True, but I can't not try to reach out to him, you know?

Though he has to admit to himself that he needs help, us making him aware of that fact doesn't hurt.

This downward spiral he's on is just sad.
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True, but I can't not try to reach out to him, you know?

Though he has to admit to himself that he needs help, us making him aware of that fact doesn't hurt.

This downward spiral he's on is just sad.
I agree.
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would you rather be watching jersey shore?
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I'd rather you shut the fuck up and get the fuck out.
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oh im sorry for making u mad
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That's alright. I'm feeling better now.
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yip! ^_^
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Nothing in particular, but more cash is always welcome.
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This nigga cut a hole into his arm !
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I drink a fuckload -- I'd be considered an alcoholic by any and every definition -- but I don't cut myself or take weird excessive pill combos

Real talk: you need help

Also why do you have a website to advertise how mentally ill you are

Seriously what the fuck are you doing
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I drink a fuckload -- I'd be considered an alcoholic by any and every definition -- but I don't cut myself or take weird excessive pill combos

Real talk: you need help

Also why do you have a website to advertise how mentally ill you are

Seriously what the fuck are you doing
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I drink a fuckload -- I'd be considered an alcoholic by any and every definition -- but I don't cut myself or take weird excessive pill combos

Real talk: you need help

Also why do you have a website to advertise how mentally ill you are

Seriously what the fuck are you doing
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