If you had to choose how to die...

[tweakmode]

well, either in an explosion (cuz its tha most masculine way to die), or death by cop when tha DEA sends their thugs to raid my crackhouse & i return fire w/ my potato cannon RPG (lol), or falling asleep in tha snow & slipping away into a hypothermic cryostasis til my heart stops, or realistically i would like to be outside, in a beautiful place, tripping balls, laying on tha grass and looking at tha clouds & thinkin to myself 'wut a fuckin blast'

[&Zenith]

Firing squad.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

[dephdiddy]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

to the dick.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

to the dick.

Precisely.

[southernsun]

I don't mind how I die aslong as its not a pointless death, like in an accident or getting murdered for nothing, besides I came into this world with nothing and I intend to go out with nothing, theres no point being the richest man in the graveyard.

[Carbonbased]

In a gunfight while Ave Maria blasted in the background.

[Daily]

Snipered, so everybody thinks I was into some deep government/mafia shit.

[slicknickns]

Mob hit.

Blown away while foolishly not having my back towards a wall in a restaurant, dining with people or may or may not have had knowledge of the hit.

Shot multiple times while sitting in a parked car.

Shot while mocking or saying "fuck you" towards my killer, but with a grin on my face because I know the rules of the organization I play in. Check out John "Johnny Keys" Simone

[Proots]

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

i never understood the painless thing. once your dead it would be like the pain never happened. people confuse me.

I have no idea if that's true or not, since I've never died.

It's not so much pain - as it is being drawn out. I don't want it to be drawn out. I just want it to be over fast. He asked how I would want to die. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, BADURR! Tortured to death!"

Of course not. If I had a choice, it'd be quick. I don't want to be able to think about it.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

I sure don't. I'd rather go with dignity and honor than slowly draining away, hooked up to a bunch of machines with my loved ones watching helplessly as my life fades.

Fuck yeah, cocaine overdose at the age of 85

[reject]

In a big ass infantry war, ala WW1 or 2.

[Number13]

Originally Posted by Daily

Snipered, so everybody thinks I was into some deep government/mafia shit.

But you are though. :3

[STEROS]

radio in the bath tub.

[is all mememememe with me]

Originally Posted by Daily

Snipered, so everybody thinks I was into some deep government/mafia shit.

give us a call. i'm sure we could arrange something.

[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

Mob hit.

Blown away while foolishly not having my back towards a wall in a restaurant, dining with people or may or may not have had knowledge of the hit.

Shot multiple times while sitting in a parked car.

Shot while mocking or saying "fuck you" towards my killer, but with a grin on my face because I know the rules of the organization I play in. Check out John "Johnny Keys" Simone

Mob history has always fascinated me. They dont make guys like that anymore. Reading about Kid Twist scared me. Crazy Joe Gallo was a cool dude too.

[Struwwelpeter]

How'd you like to die like this? Bet you wouldn't be grinning in that instance, would you?

[FrY]

Infected paper cut.

[sexually vulnerable CPR dummy]

Originally Posted by Carbonbased

In a gunfight while Ave Maria blasted in the background.

Alright Agent 47

[1983]

Originally Posted by Alpheus

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

to the dick.

In the ass.

Al

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Tachosomoza

Mob history has always fascinated me. They dont make guys like that anymore. Reading about Kid Twist scared me. Crazy Joe Gallo was a cool dude too.

I like to call myself "The Joey Gallo..." of things. Mostly due to his penchant for using blacks in his ranks

[Struwwelpeter]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

I like to call myself "The Joey Gallo..." of things. Mostly due to his penchant for sucking black cock

Interesting... Do tell more...

[Struwwelpeter]

I think you could more accurately call yourself the "John Gotti..." of things. Mostly due to your penchant for going getting beaten up by African-Americans behind bars, a trait that a great deal of Zokletians seem to have in common.

[slicknickns]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I think you could more accurately call yourself the "John Gotti..." of things. Mostly due to your penchant for going getting beaten up by African-Americans behind bars, a trait that a great deal of Zokletians seem to have in common.

Shut the fuck you stupid ass motherfucker

[p6867]

Man parachutes from 102, 800 feet - YouTube

Man parachutes from 102, 800 feet - YouTube
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[Tachosomoza]

Originally Posted by slicknickns

I like to call myself "The Joey Gallo..." of things. Mostly due to his penchant for using blacks in his ranks

Lol I think one capo called him "Nigger Joe" and "The Criminal" because he tried to integrate everything and hung out with blacks in prison. They hated that dude.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Jim "fuck latinos" Carrey

I think you could more accurately call yourself the "John Gotti..." of things. Mostly due to your penchant for going getting beaten up by African-Americans behind bars, a trait that a great deal of Zokletians seem to have in common.

Joke on you; I haven't served time.

[Duke Zion]

Are you threatening me? I will never die

[STEROS]

i'd pop 100 2mg of xanax, down an entire 5th of gin and then go jump on my trampoline butt-naked.

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Duke Zion

Are you threatening me? I will never die

Live forever or die trying.

[delysid]

Originally Posted by p6867

Man parachutes from 102, 800 feet - YouTube

This, but from the international space station, dressed as a fire proof giant cock and balls. I could fuck the atmosphere on re-entry, and when I eventually hit the ground I'd penetrate a mile deep into mother earth.

Then archaeologists would discover my body hundreds of years later and realise that all life on earth evolved from man sized cocks.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by STEROS

i'd pop 100 2mg of xanax, down an entire 5th of gin and then go jump on my trampoline butt-naked.

Don't think you'd quite make it to the trampoline there buddy.

[Carbonbased]

Originally Posted by sexually vulnerable CPR dummy

Alright Agent 47

Ok for the record I've never played hitman.

How bout in a gunfight to Ode to joy

[Psychotogen]

Originally Posted by dephdiddy

i never understood the painless thing. once your dead it would be like the pain never happened. people confuse me.

Good point. If it was long and drawn out and super-painful, you'd look forward to it. Hurry up and die, kinda. Makes sense.