There is no greater evil in this world than objects that are made out of ceramic and metal. It is no coincidence that these objects arose out of the worst period of Earth's history: the past 100,000 years. These demonic creations are capable of producing sounds so distasteful that they rattle me to the bone and shake the very foundation upon which my nervous system lies.
It is impossible to even break these horrid things without being hurt by the sounds that they make. They can only be carefully buried and hopefully never dug up again.
The only thing that even approaches this evil are homes made out of wood and carpeted floors. These are the only things that are nearly as distasteful and undesirable as objects made out of metal and ceramic.