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05-13-2012, 10:33 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Yeah I'm the skinny one and you got me pegged. Born loser, no redeeming qualities, truth is, I'm on the verge of a total butthole meltdown at all times but I just try to ride the wave. Don't worry, partying and nailing girls will get old one day and when OMGPLZDNTBAN dies or leaves me for another man, or rather, anyone who will take him (won't be long he's getting desperate) and I got nothing left to lose, and the hammer is about to drop on those two senior citizens, I'll be sure to tell em Snoopy sent me.
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05-13-2012, 10:43 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Now poast your fucking butthole OLD MAN.
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05-13-2012, 10:46 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
I would but it has terrible sunburn all over it. It's quite a sight for sore eyes.
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05-14-2012, 03:26 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Snoopy's bung would surely cause more of a stir within the ranks than mine what did.
Maybe I'll update with BHL timestamp whilst butt chuggin a natty.
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05-14-2012, 08:30 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
found a beat up old camera in a dirty alley in San Francisco this weekend, once I get my hands on a battery charger I'll get me some butthole action going
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05-14-2012, 11:07 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Guess which one of us works for a living and which one hustles.
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Working class buttholes
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..AND WE USED FEMUR BONES TO SMASH IN THE SKULLS OF THE MEEK.
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05-17-2012, 08:08 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
A working class hero is a hero to me.
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05-17-2012, 05:44 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
This thread is fucking stupid. But like a butthole kind of stupid. Its a good thing, I guess.
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05-20-2012, 12:36 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
If you guys had tits that were slightly bigger I'd cum on them nonstop.
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05-20-2012, 02:01 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Poast doesn't want this video on Zoklet but fuck him. I went to jail for it and faced the consquences. I can't get caught for something I didn't do twice:
http://kiem-tv.com/node/1772
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05-20-2012, 05:56 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
lol... the negro @ 1:45 is so baked.
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05-20-2012, 09:07 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Official BHL contest thread is located here:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=243625
Anything you've already posted here is still fully welcome to be entered in. This is your chance to win some Butthole Beer.
Whoever posted the picture of his shit on some BHL toilet paper should submit that. It's better than anything else posted there yet. Let's start raising that proverbial bar.
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05-20-2012, 09:33 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
I tagged "BHL" with an anus (ala' Kurt Vonnegut) on an over pass. I couldn't take a picture then, since it was dark. I'll take one soon.
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05-20-2012, 12:58 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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I tagged "BHL" with an anus (ala' Kurt Vonnegut) on an over pass. I couldn't take a picture then, since it was dark. I'll take one soon.
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What the fuck is a proots bro?
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I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm.
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05-20-2012, 06:02 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Official BHL contest thread is located here:
http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/showthread.php?t=243625
Anything you've already posted here is still fully welcome to be entered in. This is your chance to win some Butthole Beer.
Whoever posted the picture of his shit on some BHL toilet paper should submit that. It's better than anything else posted there yet. Let's start raising that proverbial bar. |
Unless your beer comes in 1.8L bottle like this :
this contest is not something worth violating my ass for.
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There he was, alf uey thru the thread, on the edge of his seat ..... when the meadds ... spunned in his face.
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05-21-2012, 10:00 AM
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Baron
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Unless your beer comes in 1.8L bottle like this :
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So far nobody's upped the ante to ass violation. As of right now, you can potentially win just by taking a picture of a blunt and a turd with a BHL tag next to them.
There are no rules, it's just a series of one up'ing the previous entries.
Whoever took that pic of their toilet paper should enter. That was hilarious.
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05-22-2012, 01:14 AM
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The Faggot
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
That dood was habanero. I remember before he started taking pictures of his own shit he was showing people his home space pics.
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05-26-2012, 03:55 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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05-26-2012, 03:57 AM
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The Faggot
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
What's that one song? It goes "bump bump BUMP bump"
It's herra good.
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05-26-2012, 05:05 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Goddamn, the mods & admins suck, especially since they're trying to be legit swag in their photo. lol, fags.
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05-26-2012, 07:39 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Sooo good to hear it!!!1!
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05-26-2012, 07:43 AM
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BUTTHOLE LADIES FOR LYFE MOTHAFUCKAZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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05-26-2012, 12:14 PM
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The Faggot
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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05-26-2012, 06:34 PM
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Red Baron of WWIII
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
You guys should have your own show kind of like trailerpark boys.
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05-26-2012, 07:08 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Bop it twist it motherfucker
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06-05-2012, 06:42 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Poast, are u alrite ???? POAST !!!!! WAKE UP, WAAKKEEEE UPPPPPP !!!!
Arrrr .... your alive. Dont scare me like that mane, I thought you'd ODed. Jeezuz.
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There he was, alf uey thru the thread, on the edge of his seat ..... when the meadds ... spunned in his face.
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06-05-2012, 10:36 PM
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Baron
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
That nigger got a girlfriend.
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06-06-2012, 04:35 AM
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The Faggot
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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That nigger got a girlfriend.
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his nsme is russel. i'm so jelly.
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06-08-2012, 06:17 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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06-08-2012, 07:58 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Checking in.
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06-08-2012, 09:16 AM
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06-08-2012, 10:02 PM
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Sing me something soft...
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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I tried that one time and it went down into my lungs and burnt like the fucking fires of hell!
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06-09-2012, 05:30 AM
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06-09-2012, 06:32 PM
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Goddamn, the mods & admins suck, especially since they're trying to be legit swag in their photo. lol, fags.
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The fuck, wires is fat as fuck. Tears were shred.. At least I still got them titty pics
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06-09-2012, 06:54 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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lol sweet ween shirt
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06-09-2012, 08:33 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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06-10-2012, 04:27 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
pretty jelly
lol no cash 
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06-12-2012, 09:16 AM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
Soon as the sides grow in, I'm adding lightning bolts. Fuck you you guys, I'm bringin' the THUNDAH.
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06-13-2012, 01:33 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Soon as the sides grow in, I'm adding lightning bolts. Fuck you you guys, I'm bringin' the THUNDAH.
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Damn patty you've gotten fatty.
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06-13-2012, 03:05 PM
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Re: OMGPLZDNTBAN and I are on baller probation with the butthole police...
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Soon as the sides grow in, I'm adding lightning bolts. Fuck you you guys, I'm bringin' the THUNDAH.
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I see you're rockin' up some dope on ye ole stove.
 Carry on.
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