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Old 05-27-2012, 05:17 AM
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Legitimate question...
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Old 05-27-2012, 08:51 AM
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Well, I had the knife, and you happened to be there...

Nothing personal, you understand.
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Old 05-27-2012, 08:56 AM
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I had something to give and you were there.

Bent over.
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Old 05-28-2012, 01:22 AM
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:20 AM
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bcuz i jelly
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:24 AM
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:26 AM
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That jello, not jelly
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:27 AM
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cause i thought u were dead alreayd
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:55 AM
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That jello, not jelly
I google-image'd jelly... That came up.

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Old 05-28-2012, 02:56 AM
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cause i thought u were dead alreayd
Do you make a habit of stabbing the recently deceased?
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:07 AM
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:19 AM
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you were stabbed for the motherland
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:45 AM
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Old 05-28-2012, 05:46 AM
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you were stabbed for the motherland
So it was a political assassination?

Not bad
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:54 AM
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I came from the future to stab you. Your children will be the cause of a Jersey Shore Reunion show that will be resigned for 50 seasons. Thank me later.
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:56 AM
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I came from the future to stab you. Your children will be the cause of a Jersey Shore Reunion show that will be resigned for 50 seasons. Thank me later.
I actually impregnated Snooki once.

This whole thing makes sense in light of that...
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Old 05-28-2012, 02:48 PM
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bcuz i jelly
Ding ding ding!

we have a winner!
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I google-image'd jelly... That came up.

lol aww
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you were stabbed for the motherland
not bad.


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Old 05-28-2012, 07:48 PM
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Do you make a habit of stabbing the recently deceased?

I'm not usually around corpses.
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Old 05-28-2012, 08:49 PM
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I'm not usually around corpses.
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:48 PM
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i've tried lightly stabbing myself, just for the fuck of it, in the stomach just to see what it would feel like... a full penetration would fucking hurt.
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:55 PM
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being stabbed is the worst pain ive ever felt, and i took shrapnel in my knee.
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:00 PM
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Default Re: lol, y u stab me?

wow i took a piece of 1/2" re-bar through the foot and it wasn't that bad yall are pussy
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Old 05-29-2012, 02:21 AM
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being stabbed is the worst pain ive ever felt, and i took shrapnel in my knee.
No arrow?
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Old 05-29-2012, 03:22 AM
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becaus u r a buster
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Old 05-29-2012, 05:26 AM
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becaus u r a buster
Buster Rhymes?

Gimme some mo-busta rhymes - YouTube

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