Not the actual Retarded Thraed - Page 138

fuckbiscuit · #**5481** 05-28-2012, 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreatestGatsby4

“Who lives longer? The man who takes heroin for two years and dies, or a man who lives on roast beef, water and potatoes 'till 95? One passes his 24 months in eternity. All the years of the beefeater are lived only in time.”
― Aldous Huxley

Have you read anything by aldous huxley?

Dude was badass, english gentleman who used to do tons of coke and heroin and fly a small aeroplane everywhere to bang numerous whores.

Piles of Crack · #**5482** 05-28-2012, 09:39 PM

drugs 'n fuckin cheeseburgers tonight boys, just vaped myself stupid so time to go fuck with the grill

The Pat-Man · #**5483** 05-28-2012, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GreatestGatsby4

http://imgur.com/a/oM7NP
holy shit mrsa from shooting methadose

ouchie

Bradley · #**5484** 05-28-2012, 09:50 PM

Hello you all, I spend lots of time on the internet and hope to become as retarded as all of you.

I want something to do but I can't think of nothing so I'm going to go get blazed and hope something comes to me.

Any suggestions?

shopping cart for brains · #**5485** 05-28-2012, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Hello you all, I spend lots of time on the internet and hope to become as retarded as all of you.

I want something to do but I can't think of nothing so I'm going to go get blazed and hope something comes to me.

Any suggestions?

spend 4 hours browsing wikipedia with a bong in yer hand, constantly having your mind blown

fuckbiscuit · #**5486** 05-28-2012, 09:59 PM

You need to smoke ungodly amounts of "incense" too.

jheit8 · #**5487** 05-28-2012, 09:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BradleyB93

Hello you all, I spend lots of time on the internet and hope to become as retarded as all of you.

I want something to do but I can't think of nothing so I'm going to go get blazed and hope something comes to me.

Any suggestions?

Start drinking heavily.

Piles of Crack · #**5488** 05-28-2012, 10:08 PM

I think the hardest I ever laughed at something on TV was the first time I saw that episode of TPB where Lahey and Ricky are walking into the trailer to see Ray and Lahey snags his bathrobe on the screen door and starts flailing around like a maniac trying to get free but tears his clothes to pieces instead

jheit8 · #**5489** 05-28-2012, 10:12 PM

703 - Three Good Men Are Dead - YouTube

17:40

bortmackie · #**5490** 05-28-2012, 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by GreatestGatsby4

http://imgur.com/a/oM7NP
holy shit mrsa from shooting methadose

I know this dope fiend girl whose arm is in a similar state. A large portion of it is just a big disgusting open wound like that. She claims to have gotten MRSA after a dog bite. She also is missing a bunch of teeth from some sort of genetic condition resulting in no enamel on her teeth. Her elderly mother has the same thing, so that part of it isn't crack-smoking bullshit. She spends most of her days shooting dope into her open wound, and then she shoots her mom up. I saw her shoot up once and HAD to look away cuz it was so gross. Needless to say i've only gone to that disgusting apartment once or twice.

Piles of Crack · #**5491** 05-28-2012, 10:15 PM

what the fuck are you doing phil

shopping cart for brains · #**5492** 05-28-2012, 10:18 PM

all outta goofy boots

Goofy Boots - YouTube

Midnight Sun · #**5493** 05-28-2012, 10:20 PM

gaah I can't wait to move!!!

I'm gonna fix my new pad up proper. y'all just wait, there won't be a single cardboard box.

shopping cart for brains · #**5494** 05-28-2012, 10:21 PM

will there be cockroaches though?

Midnight Sun · #**5495** 05-28-2012, 10:28 PM

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Originally Posted by shopping cart for brains

will there be cockroaches though?

every place in this city has roaches, I already know how to pine-sol that issue though, a regular regimen of pouring bleach down every drain in the house will keep them away.

the fuckers climb up through the drains from the sewers.

Erorr · #**5496** 05-28-2012, 11:25 PM

When we getting funked up hab?

Midnight Sun · #**5497** 05-28-2012, 11:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Erorr

When we getting funked up hab?

I dunno are you even out here yet?

A$AP Weed Smoker · #**5498** 05-28-2012, 11:52 PM

I GOT MY .357 AND MY 501s IN A LEAR 55 WITH MY URR FORCE 1'S NO LIE.

fuckbiscuit · #**5499** 05-28-2012, 11:58 PM

Tempted to apply for a shotgun license

fuckbiscuit · #**5500** 05-29-2012, 12:01 AM

Actually, i just saw the form i'd need to fill in.

I am no longer interested.

1337 · #**5501** 05-29-2012, 12:02 AM

A$AP Weed Smoker · #**5502** 05-29-2012, 12:06 AM

Good god!

jheit8 · #**5503** 05-29-2012, 12:25 AM

Quote:

Police said an overdose of a powerful new form of LSD could have prompted the attack.

"Whenever we see that a person has taken all of his clothes off and has become violent, it's indicative of this excited delirium that's caused by an overdose of drugs," Armando Aguilar of the Miami Fraternal Order of Police, told WSVN-Fox 7.

"What's happening is inside their body their organs are burning up alive."

1337 · #**5504** 05-29-2012, 12:30 AM

The Pat-Man · #**5505** 05-29-2012, 12:31 AM

ima go sherm on that one.

jheit8 · #**5506** 05-29-2012, 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 1337

Yeah, I'm guessing some RC? The cop totally sounded like a dumbfuck though, and shame on the newspaper for printing that drivel.

Are there any RCs that would cause someone to go out and eat faces?

A$AP Weed Smoker · #**5507** 05-29-2012, 12:48 AM

Guys, guys.. All this drug talk. Keep it on the beam.

Erorr · #**5508** 05-29-2012, 12:50 AM

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Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Guys, guys.. All this drug talk. Keep it on the beam.

Jim Beam that is.......

*zing*

jheit8 · #**5509** 05-29-2012, 12:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Guys, guys.. All this drug talk. Keep it on the beam.

On the beam=plugging

Erorr · #**5510** 05-29-2012, 12:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

I dunno are you even out here yet?

Come saturday I'll be in phoenix. You said you were how far away?

Midnight Sun · #**5511** 05-29-2012, 01:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Erorr

Come saturday I'll be in phoenix. You said you were how far away?

1-2 hours depends how fast I drive

Erorr · #**5512** 05-29-2012, 01:15 AM

That sucks, ill just assume we will never cross paths but if you wanted to for the sake of it I'll always be down. We never really gelled enough in the chaos of this place to get all bromantical but i still wouldnt turn down the idea whatsoever.

Say an mdpv mad date

A$AP Weed Smoker · #**5513** 05-29-2012, 01:18 AM

^ astronaut status

Midnight Sun · #**5514** 05-29-2012, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erorr

That sucks, ill just assume we will never cross paths but if you wanted to for the sake of it I'll always be down. We never really gelled enough in the chaos of this place to get all bromantical but i still wouldnt turn down the idea whatsoever.

Say an mdpv mad date

I go up to that area from time to time to visit some friends who moved there I might take a detour one day

I'm not doing any drugs but I'll buy ya a beer I guess

Erorr · #**5515** 05-29-2012, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

I go up to that area from time to time to visit some friends who moved there I might take a detour one day

I'm not doing any drugs but I'll buy ya a beer I guess

Yeah I'm trying my damnedest to stay away from alcohol at the moment. I have no problem with parties or the special occasion though. I'll just randomly nudge you from time to time about the idea though. I pray this whole trip down there works out properly.

Sink or swim I suppose.......