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Old 05-26-2012, 01:50 AM
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Because Android is the shit, get with the times. The iphone is way behind, my android phone is faster than my computer and gets 40+ mbps dl speeds and 17+ up.
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Old 05-26-2012, 02:53 AM
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Because Android is the shit, get with the times. The iphone is way behind, my android phone is faster than my computer and gets 40+ mbps dl speeds and 17+ up.


Upgrade your goddamn computer then because that is complete bullshit. Lets not forget it doesn't take a supercomputer to run the half-assed single task "apps" that are on your phone. Compare any app you have to opening solitaire on a computer, that's about the comparison.

iPhone is shit, agree there.

Bullshit on those speeds unless you're seeing that at at mid-night in a small suburb with LTE access. I'm not even going to bother pulling up the google results where people like PCMag travel to hundreds of cities across the nation every year to test wireless speeds and they are nowhere close to that in actual use. Just because that's what your provider is saying and it goes "fast" doesn't mean that's what you're getting. Prove me wrong and an asshole.
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Old 05-26-2012, 02:46 PM
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Because Android is the shit, get with the times. The iphone is way behind, my android phone is faster than my computer and gets 40+ mbps dl speeds and 17+ up.
Iphone isn't much further behind. All the smart phones are within 10% of each other in quality. If you think your 4g is ten times faster by the way your dreaming first off 4g coverage is ok at best and its not true 4g. What they advertise as 4g is more like 3.1g. Anyways, is not like computer where its really worth arguing over the differences really come with preference and are negligible.
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Old 05-28-2012, 01:19 AM
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Telepathy > cell phones
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Upgrade your goddamn computer then because that is complete bullshit. Lets not forget it doesn't take a supercomputer to run the half-assed single task "apps" that are on your phone. Compare any app you have to opening solitaire on a computer, that's about the comparison.

iPhone is shit, agree there.

Bullshit on those speeds unless you're seeing that at at mid-night in a small suburb with LTE access. I'm not even going to bother pulling up the google results where people like PCMag travel to hundreds of cities across the nation every year to test wireless speeds and they are nowhere close to that in actual use. Just because that's what your provider is saying and it goes "fast" doesn't mean that's what you're getting. Prove me wrong and an asshole.
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:25 PM
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Ontop of that it has a 8mp camera. If I just bought a digital camera that would have cost me anywhere between $50-150.
HURR MY PHONE HAS 42 MOTHERFUCKING MEGAPIXELS. nobody cares, cell phone cameras are shit. I'd rather have a camera separately that can handle... you know colors, focusing, oh, and shooting in conditions that aren't broad daylight.

Also I'd like to see your smartphone perform 7 TFLOP/S...

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Old 05-28-2012, 10:00 PM
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HURR MY PHONE HAS 42 MOTHERFUCKING MEGAPIXELS. nobody cares, cell phone cameras are shit. I'd rather have a camera separately that can handle... you know colors, focusing, oh, and shooting in conditions that aren't broad daylight.

Also I'd like to see your smartphone perform 7 TFLOP/S...
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