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Pyramid cigs in denver are $3:00
Pyramid cigs in NYC are $12.50

Anyone ever notice how much quicker cigs burn out west? Like, at least 2x faster than the north east, and maybe 3x faster than the south east.

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Pyramid cigs in denver are $3:00Pyramid cigs in NYC are $12.50Anyone ever notice how much quicker cigs burn out west? Like, at least 2x faster than the north east, and maybe 3x faster than the south east.
it's all a big conspiracy . I asked for a pack of marlboros in nyc and the guy had 57 different kinds. In maritime canada there was a smoke shop that raked in 5 mil a year
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Old 04-19-2012, 04:08 AM
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when you have emphysema and use those air canisters but continue smoking. i guess it doesn't matter at that point though
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Old 04-19-2012, 09:19 AM
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havent had a cig for four days now, i did ride my bike to the gas station for a blak and mild yesterday tho.
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i'm addicted to the physical aspect of smoking a cigarette.
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i'm addicted to the physical aspect of smoking a cigarette.
Start smoking cigars, they're better for you
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I can't really explain what it is about smoking that I enjoy. It's nice in a way that's not really logical/explainable.
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I can't really explain what it is about smoking that I enjoy. It's nice in a way that's not really logical/explainable.
Chemical Addiction, derp.



My take on cigarettes are that they possess a quality that is beneficial. A cigarette provides you with a 2/3 minute pause button on life where you go into your head and introspect or mull over your life's problems. You also smoke heaps of them a day so your given a ton of time a day allotted to analyze things.
Granted many dont when they smoke, but a large majority do. Also this trait isnt exactly reserved only for smoking, you can get the same effect from walking or cleaning and they are alot fucking healthier.... but still all in all I like cigarettes. It's a stress reliever and a break on life that reoccurs enough in my day to where it balances out that oh so crippling damage it does to just about every part of me
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Old 05-28-2012, 07:28 PM
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Chemical Addiction, derp.



My take on cigarettes are that they possess a quality that is beneficial. A cigarette provides you with a 2/3 minute pause button on life where you go into your head and introspect or mull over your life's problems. You also smoke heaps of them a day so your given a ton of time a day allotted to analyze things.
Granted many dont when they smoke, but a large majority do. Also this trait isnt exactly reserved only for smoking, you can get the same effect from walking or cleaning and they are alot fucking healthier.... but still all in all I like cigarettes. It's a stress reliever and a break on life that reoccurs enough in my day to where it balances out that oh so crippling damage it does to just about every part of me
I thought the same thing, then realized I could do the exact same thing if I just sat on my porch with a cup of water every so often. Haven't had a cigarette in well over a month now.
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Old 05-28-2012, 07:32 PM
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Old 05-28-2012, 07:57 PM
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"I'm quitting tomorrow"

"Fuck, its raining outside"

You roll your weed with tobacco in it
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the past 8 days i've been smoking a pack a day... that's around $50 straight down the shitter... my trachea must be hating me.

i need to stop this bullshit habit... but every time i get drunk or on a good benzo-high, i crave for a nice inhalation of nicotine and carbon monoxide... every 20 minutes.

i may look into nicotine gum or patches in the near future.
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:11 PM
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i roll my own smokes, unless i'm lazy and i buy a pack. smoke a pack and a half to two packs a day. depending on how stressful work is.
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i fucking quit smoking today. i've bummed like 4 cigs so far, not bad.
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Old 05-28-2012, 11:24 PM
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i fucking quit smoking today. i've bummed like 4 cigs so far, not bad.
I'll laugh tomorrow, for now........ I wait.
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You're trolling, right? I've seen motherfuckers become pretty much incapacitated with rage and irritability if forced to go more than 30 minutes or so without a smoke-- the type of people who wake up in bed in a cold sweat at 4 AM because they're having a nic fit in their sleep. I watched dudes in county jail who would pace around in a circle for literally hours at a time when they first got in because they couldn't smoke.
not really trolling, piles of crack.... just was upset because my chain smoking father keeps trying to take me to AA meetings. just because am a 'alcoholic' (alcholist i prefer to call it)
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Old 07-11-2012, 01:03 PM
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not really trolling, piles of crack.... just was upset because my chain smoking father keeps trying to take me to AA meetings. just because am a 'alcoholic' (alcholist i prefer to call it)
Remind your chain smoking father and his chain smoking buddies at the AA meeting that one of their founders died from lung disease related to smoking.
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You run out of cigs and are nic'in so bad you proceed to gather butts from the ashtray, roll your own with a rolling paper, a used filter, and the rest of tobacco left in the butts, minus the crunchy black ash at the end. I feel like a fucking crackhead doing it, it tastes like ass, and I can never finish the whole thing, but it will get you by in an emergency. I have never did it in front of anyone, my little secret type deal.

Has anyone tried Chantix? I'm thinking about getting a prescription this week.
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Old 07-11-2012, 01:36 PM
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You run out of cigs and are nic'in so bad you proceed to gather butts from the ashtray, roll your own with a rolling paper, a used filter, and the rest of tobacco left in the butts, minus the crunchy black ash at the end. I feel like a fucking crackhead doing it, it tastes like ass, and I can never finish the whole thing, but it will get you by in an emergency. I have never did it in front of anyone, my little secret type deal.

Has anyone tried Chantix? I'm thinking about getting a prescription this week.
If a bunch of people have done this at one point in secret, then how did it get to be a bunch of people?

Chantix works, but has some crazy side effects. I took it, thought I was and x-man because my eyes changed focus without my consent and I bleed through my nose. Gave the rest of them to a buddy and he reported nightmares.

I'd personally recomend nicotine lozenges. Had success with them so far.
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Try bupropion before you try Chantix, everyone I know IRL who has tried Chantix had nothing but problems with it, bupropion is Wellbutrin/Zyban if you need to know
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Thanks guys. I haven't figured out how to give thanks out on my phone. The 2 ppl I know who have tried chantix either had nightmares or extremely pissy moods.
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I am currently smoking 4-FA which i'm gonna' chase with a cig.

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I thought the same thing, then realized I could do the exact same thing if I just sat on my porch with a cup of water every so often. Haven't had a cigarette in well over a month now.
started smoking again
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Pyramid cigs in denver are $3:00
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Anyone ever notice how much quicker cigs burn out west? Like, at least 2x faster than the north east, and maybe 3x faster than the south east.
lol its the heat and lack of humidity man, i just moved from ny to az and i have seen my friends pack go from fresh into dirt fucking dry within a day.
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i remember when i could get a pack of camel red lights for $2.79
I remember when you could get a CARTON for $2. . . . .
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I remember when you could get a CARTON for $2. . . . .
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yep i'm a smoker. i don't really embrace it too much anymore, but i'd hate to go through quitting... so here we are.

i roll my own and spend £14 a week on bacca/papers/filters.
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When ur in the airport and people wont watch ur bags so you can head down stairs and smoke a ciggy. Lol then you find urself fuckin irritated.
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Anyone who smokes rollies, here's a money saving tip for ya. Go to your local headshop and pick up a bag of pipe tobacco. Pipe tobacco isn't taxed so you can get a very ample amount for a very cheap price. You can't even taste the difference and you'll save A LOT.
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Anyone who smokes rollies, here's a money saving tip for ya. Go to your local headshop and pick up a bag of pipe tobacco. Pipe tobacco isn't taxed so you can get a very ample amount for a very cheap price. You can't even taste the difference and you'll save A LOT.
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh you can taste the difference.

edit: well maybe not taste, specifically, but you can feel it.
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