Web Attack - Facebook

[shotse]

Okay guys I wanna organize a web attack on Facebook and TAKE THEM DOWN!!! I hate that fucking site and Mark FUCKERZBURG....anyone have any ideas? I thought of spamming it and opening up multiple accounts to spam....does anyone have any better ideas to make the user experience horrible on there so people never use it again?

[&Zenith]

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[komokazi]

Obvious, shitty troll is obviously shitty.

[shotse]

I'm not trolling I am willing to organize an attack, but it seems like everyone here is either a pussy or is too lazy to do anything.

[FrY]

How can you make it worse than it is.

[Issue313]

Facebook is big.

http://www.time.com/time/photogaller...036928,00.html

You might need a better plan.

[TheyCallMeNothing]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack

Get a DoS software and 1k+ people. It will slow the site down to the point of crashing.

But then once you stop it will be fixed, they will track your IP's unless you use a VPN or something.


Good luck, stupid.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

what would spamming it accomplish when only the people u r friends with will see it and you wouldn't have any friends on spam accounts any way

[HampTheToker]

Some say that the only reason Facebook exists is because -SpectraL allows it to. With his abilities, he can crash it pretty much at will as long as he has a cellular data connection and a smartphone.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

Some say that the only reason Facebook exists is because -SpectraL allows it to. With his abilities, he can crash it pretty much at will as long as he has a cellular data connection and a smartphone.

I've heard he only needs a payphone and a reason.

[HampTheToker]

I've also heard that he drives one of these, but there are many rumors that surround PI of said -SpectraL.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Originally Posted by TheyCallMeNothing

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Denial-of-service_attack1k+ people.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA



With the whole world using that site, you'd probably need at least a million to make a dent.

[SBTlauien]

No organizing crime.

[komokazi]

Originally Posted by shotse

I'm not trolling I am willing to organize an attack, but it seems like everyone here is either a pussy or is too lazy to do anything.

That is a fucking lie. Either that, or you are immensely stupid.

[mizled]

If only there was some way to convince FB users to reveal their PI, their likes and dislikes, and maybe some pictures of themselves, family and friends.

Hmm..

[Rainycity]

I enjoy facebook because it make talking to girls easy. why you mad?

[vovka351]

Burn down the server farm or something.

[komokazi]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

I enjoy facebook because it make talking to girls easy. why you mad?

Lol

[TheyCallMeNothing]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

AHAHAHAHAHAHA



With the whole world using that site, you'd probably need at least a million to make a dent.

I stated a figure to get him away.. to be serious about it with a highly organized attack to get a noticeable effect 80k

Because there are 500 million (Active accounts) and only so many will be on at once with a DoS attack you access the page over and over so unless I know nothing about the subject 80k accessing it thousands of times would effectively slow it even slower than it already is.

[LawAbidingCitizen]

op isnt popular on fb

[FrY]

Originally Posted by LawAbidingCitizen

op isnt popular on fb

Op has a case of the Mondays.

[FrY]

Has anyone else signed up for the new Facebook-Squared, were you can buy a offline version of Facebook for when you cannot get internet access.

[TheLeightonator]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

I enjoy facebook because it make talking to girls easy. why you mad?

Or you could go man the fuck up and get some fucking social skills. But what do I know, I'm just another 40 year old man with a fake Internet persona. Well, I'm gonna go use Facebook to fish little boys.

[Owl]

Make a better fb

[Rainycity]

Lol old man living in the old times. I use facebook to help me stay in contact with the bitches thus keeping me in the circle while not being in the circle. You need to learn when to use a tool thats available. Facebooks does help fuck the bitches man, and you is a bitch man.

[The Fuck Shit]

Were pussies for not attacking facebook. Shouldve went to anonymous haha

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by The Fuck Shit

Were pussies for not attacking facebook. Shouldve went to anonymous haha

Anon probably would fuck with Facebook if they could.

Say what you want, but Zuckerburg does have that shit on lockdown. Gotta give him props for that. Yall niggahs jus jelly.

[TheLeightonator]

Originally Posted by Rainycity

Lol old man living in the old times. I use facebook to help me stay in contact with the bitches thus keeping me in the circle while not being in the circle. You need to learn when to use a tool thats available. Facebooks does help fuck the bitches man, and you is a bitch man.

Nah man I'm just fucking around, what you first said just sounded really lame. I honestly do use Facebook to hook up. It really is a great tool to know what your gonna be dealing with.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

They're doing a pretty good job of ruining themselves. Everyone who has FB stock right now needs to unload it before it becomes worthless. Seriously - the fucking site can't actually deliver any advertising results - it's just a big fucking Ponzi scheme proped up for now by rapid & stupid investors.

[beefymcmanstick]

OP, you will be contacted by a individual named Zero_Cool within the next few days. He will fill you in on the details.

[Tokerface]

7/10. Or OP was dropped on his head as a baby.

Whatever. 7/10.

[bleh]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

7/10. Or OP was dropped on his head as a baby.

Whatever. 7/10.

7/10?

You need to increase your standards, this is a 2/10 at best.