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Old 05-28-2012, 08:28 PM
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Old 05-28-2012, 08:31 PM
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I like the way that I make you itch
And all the reasons I give you to bitch
And how I make you want to scream in pain
And feel your life is just a losing game

I like the way that you let me in
The way you look when the walls cave in
I like the way that your stomach knots
And how you cry for it all to stop

I like the way that you fool yourself
And make believe there's nobody else
I like the way that you stand in line
And beg salvation from the empty skies

Don't want no revenge
Ain't no pay back time
It ain't called "getting even"
Here comes the reckoning day!

I like the things that you try to fake
And your face when I see you break
And that you say you will pray for me
You realize you ARE prey for me?

I like the way you stay on attack
No matter what... I keep coming back!!
And how you try to hold me down
But you end up driven to the ground


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I denounce this thread and it's supporters with a prayer and lesson from the true lord and savior Jesus Christ: Pray thee that satan does not show his face, for my father has his destruction as his only negative thought. I got into a fight and my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie in bel-air.
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would it be possible to denounce God once i make it to heaven just as satan did? i would make my own heck
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i absolutely love how you said make my own heck.
implying that one would love to create a haven of pain and suffering, and then afraid to use the curse-word. I love that type of shit, i don't quite know why.
the comedy in that one line is my type of comedy, what would it be called?
ironic innocence?
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ironic innocence?
lol yes. if im not laughing after everything i post on this site i did something wrong
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ITT: We bring joy and laughter to a thread about it's supposed opponent.
Jesus wins again.
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:37 PM
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i would denounce god and then make my own place called terribleislandofdoomandtortureistan. but itd be like the vikings naming the awesome place iceland because itd be really sweet.
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I'm an atheist. There IS no satan.

G dubya came pretty close though..
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I'm an atheist. There IS no satan.
An anthropomorphized version of good and evil, however extreme, tends to sooth the overthinking AND underthinking minds - albeit for different reasons.
It's incredibly easy to blame bad things on nothing more than a historical cartoon villain, but even most religious people understand that things are a bit more complicated than that.
I was atheist for 25 years, but one day something just took my anger and frustration and went "here, take this new pair of eyes and view things this way." and gosh darnit everything is more clear than I ever felt I wanted, but that's just because that's what I was used to.
Satan can eat a butthole.
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There are some chicks of his...
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Old 05-28-2012, 10:16 PM
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Praised be the devil!!!
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HAIL SATAN
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Satan is cool
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ah darnit, all the cool kids are doing it.

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ah darnit, all the cool kids are doing it.

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My victims are rich of poor, young or old, strong or weak
I cause millions of accidents
I am cancer in your bones
I fathered the lie, twist what you say, speak not the truth
I am insidious, impartial... deep inside your chromosomes

I take what you love and leave you in tears
I imprison your soul - your hopes are my games
I strip you of pride... my promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames!

I bring poverty, sickness and death
A worthless handshake, the slickest thief, I steal your wealth
I answer your prayers for greed and lust
More than evil, I laugh at your trust!

I am more powerful than all the armies of the world
I am more violent than violence
More deadly than death
I have destroyed more men than ALL the nations' wars
I am relentless, unpredictable, waiting for your last breath!

Evil
More evil than violence
Violent
More violent than death
Deadly
More deadly than Man
I am, yeah
Yeah, I'm evil I am

My kingdom corrupt with dissent!
Your sins erupt by MY intent
I loathe your prayer
I wallow in sin
Let the nightmares begin...

(allow me to introduce myself!)
Prince of darkness
Your Satanic Highness
Prince of darkness
The devilish serpent
The dreaded Lucifer
Prince of darkness

I take what you love and leave you in tears
Imprison your soul... your hopes are my games!
I strip you of pride
My promise is in vain
While you burn at the stake I dance with the flames!

Prince of darkness
Your Satanic Highness
Prince of darkness
The "most beautiful angel"
Prince of darkness
The devilish serpent
The dreaded Lucifer
Prince of darkness
Unpredictable
The prince of darkness
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Satan is a myth, born of fear and ignorance.

As Sons of God, we are eternal, immortal, invulnerable--nothing can hurt us except for our own minds.
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I denounce this thread and it's supporters with a prayer and lesson from the true lord and savior Jesus Christ: Pray thee that satan does not show his face, for my father has his destruction as his only negative thought. I got into a fight and my mom got scared and said your moving with your auntie in bel-air.
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You could always destroy both Heaven & Hell and make your own kingdom as you see fit.
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Blasphemy!
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And god... what has god done? Taught humans to live in fear, taught humans to not think for themselves and act like sheep. God is a hypocrite and doesn't give a fuck.

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You seem to have God confused with the Catholic Church. Your description does sorta fit the mythical deity of the Old Testament, however.
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...God is a hypocrite and doesn't give a fuck....
Satan the Devil was given control of the world at his own request, and if God was to interfere with what Satan now controls Satan would then cry foul and demand a replay. Satan accused mankind of loving God only for personal gain. He slandered us in heaven and said we are nothing but shallow, self-absorbed weaklings when it comes to true faith and a love for our creator. So God gave him the requested time to prove his claim. If He had not, the truth would never be known, and would forever remain an unproved accusation. It's not that God doesn't want to interfere with Satan right now, it's just that He's giving him the chance to prove his charges against us all. Satan's time is almost run out, and when it does his entire kingdom will be destroyed forever, and him along with it. From that point on no one can make the empty accusation that mankind is faithless and Godless. There are men and women worldwide who proved their faithfulness and love for God even under tremendous tribulation, and even under tremendous stress and for no material gain. And they did so in a world system of Satan's making, not God's. This proves Satan's allegations false beyond doubt. After Armageddon, when EVERYTHING is set back aright, the moment anyone makes such an accusation against man he will be instantly destroyed without delay. And that's not God's fault - the defect is their own.
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Satan the Devil was given control of the world at his own request, and if God was to interfere with what Satan now controls Satan would then cry foul and demand a replay. Satan accused mankind of loving God only for personal gain. He slandered us in heaven and said we are nothing but shallow, self-absorbed weaklings when it comes to true faith and a love for our creator. So God gave him the requested time to prove his claim. If He had not, the truth would never be known, and would forever remain an unproved accusation. It's not that God doesn't want to interfere with Satan right now, it's just that He's giving him the chance to prove his charges against us all. Satan's time is almost run out, and when it does his entire kingdom will be destroyed forever, and him along with it. From that point on no one can make the empty accusation that mankind is faithless and Godless. There are men and women worldwide who proved their faithfulness and love for God even under tremendous tribulation, and even under tremendous stress and for no material gain. And they did so in a world system of Satan's making, not God's. This proves Satan's allegations false beyond doubt. After Armageddon, when EVERYTHING is set back aright, the moment anyone makes such an accusation against man he will be instantly destroyed without delay. And that's not God's fault - the defect is their own.



So what your saying is if Satan didn't get to prove his point, Stalin, Hitler, Mao & Pol Pot will be having tea parties in Heaven? Pffft.
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So what your saying is if Satan didn't get to prove his point, Stalin, Hitler, Mao & Pol Pot will be having tea parties in Heaven? Pffft.
There is a "heavenly" government house that we can't see because it's on a different plane of reality than we live in. But it's as real as the government house in your own country. It is a court of justice where the rules of the universe are established. And in it are the individuals who make up that parliamentary. Satan was one of these "politicians" in that house of parliament before he was thrown out and down to the Earth. He also had MANY followers of his own in the heavenly government, and he was a well-respected, well-known and well-adorned minister. And just as it is in parliament, members and ministers bring forward bills, votes and accusations for the entire house to discuss and decide upon. It is a legal process. Satan brought forward the accusation there in the house of parliament that mankind should be destroyed because he is defective. God challenged his claim. Satan insisted his case of argument was genuine. God permitted him control of the Earth, for a time, so that he could demonstrate his case, and had him thrown down to the Earth because there was no longer a place found for him in God's heavenly court.

God will not interfere with Satan while he attempts to work out his case and attempt to provide proof that mankind is thankless and Godless. If he did that Satan's claim would need to be judicially declared possible by default, and God never leaves judicial issues hanging... he resolves them case by case, just as we humans would in a court and/or courts of law. And now Satan's primary goal is not to destroy you... no, no... his goal is much more insidious than that. His primary goal is to make you destroy yourself. He provides you everything you need to dig your own grave, and he takes the resources to accomplish this out of the control of the Earth God has granted him temporarily.

He will not win, though, Satan, because his accusation in the High Court of God was false to begin with. All of mankind is not corrupt, as he insists. Jesus and his followers proved that, and so do a great crowd of proven lovers of God today. Soon Satan and his entire empire will be destroyed forever, and then all things from the original purpose will be restored. Death will be no more, neither will pain be anymore, neither will suffering be anymore, for the former things, specifically Satan's hold on the Earth and all the things he brought, will have ended forever. All the faithful dead who have died down through the ages straight back to Cain's brother Able will be restored by God into perfect working condition upon the conclusion of Satan's time limit, as if they had never even died, as well as faithful humans will then live forever on a paradise Earth... completely free from false accusation and judicial conviction - just as was intended before Satan brought his accusation into the High Court of God.
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Been trying to sell my soul for years now, the fucking jerk.
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Read the Book of Job (it's a very short book) to understand the exact principles behind the larger scenario which is playing out before our very eyes, and read the account which details how Satan came to be in control of the Earth. In the book of Job, Satan levels the same accusation against one man. When that doesn't work, later on he brings the rest of humanity in on his false charges to try and save grace on his failure to prove the first, and that's why we all are where we are today. >>> http://ebible.org/kjv/Job.htm
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Bullshit who is God's publisher? Why do you think i hate Mormon's so much, because some jumped up conceited faggot makes a religion his own, fuck, i live by own conclusions and interpretations from life's lessons.
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Ave Satanas! <3

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Maybe Lord Satan thinks your soul isn't worth buying.

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Provide some evidence hell exists. Only then I will be scared of it.
It's as real as we are. But we are not real. Suffering and pain are not an illusion, but their threatening nature is. Through realizing that the sufferer exists only as a small fragment of what you are, you can breakthrough to the whole peace.
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Could someone please give me a quick delineation of the difference between Satanism and Luciferianism?
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