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Old 05-28-2012, 06:08 PM
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I don't know how they look for strange code packets people might send out, but with regular messages they watch for certain words.

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The Department of Homeland Security has been forced to release a list of keywords and phrases it uses to monitor social networking sites and online media for signs of terrorist or other threats against the U.S.

The intriguing the list includes obvious choices such as 'attack', 'Al Qaeda', 'terrorism' and 'dirty bomb' alongside dozens of seemingly innocent words like 'pork', 'cloud', 'team' and 'Mexico'.

Released under a freedom of information request, the information sheds new light on how government analysts are instructed to patrol the internet searching for domestic and external threats.

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...#ixzz1wBll0iYE
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:28 PM
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Have you ever seen a M3xic@n p0rk c|_0ud!!!!
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Old 05-28-2012, 06:36 PM
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With K3B mole sauce?

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That list always cracks me up... No one working with the North Koreans would call it North Korea...

It's the DPRK cockwits!
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Democratic People's Republic of Koksuckers
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That list always cracks me up... No one working with the North Koreans would call it North Korea...

It's the DPRK cockwits!
People like you should be deported to North Korea. Why not move there if it's so great?
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Old 05-29-2012, 06:19 AM
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People like you should be deported to North Korea. Why not move there if it's so great?
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Lol I have him on ignore, but I'll bite.


I wouldn't want to live in the DPRK for the same reasons I wouldn't want to live in Iran.
Because they've rejected the American imperialists, it's only a matter of time before America "liberates" them from what little food they do have, their infrastructure, and their right to self determination.

Also, it's a totally different culture.
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Lol, Mexican pork cloud.
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Lol I have him on ignore, but I'll bite.


I wouldn't want to live in the DPRK for the same reasons I wouldn't want to live in Iran.
Because they've rejected the American imperialists, it's only a matter of time before America "liberates" them from what little food they do have, their infrastructure, and their right to self determination.

Also, it's a totally different culture.
Nah though man America sucks and the DPRK is a workers paradise. Why not leave? Oh thats right you enjoy your life of luxury here in America but like to whine about it anyway.
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