woman arrested for masturbating on Florida highway

[HelloClarice]

what does a drunk woman do for entertainment in Florida? masturbate in the middle of the highway, duh.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/0...n_1557587.html


Drivers pulled illegal U-turns just to catch a glimpse of Ashley Holton, witnesses said.

The 35-year-old woman was arrested on May 26 for masturbating on Highway 484 in Ocala, Fla.

A witness told authorities that Holton had slowed traffic for more than 30 minutes before deputies arrived, the report said. The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her.

[The Duke]

30 minutes? Wow, she was really going at it!

[moron]

[HelloClarice]

Originally Posted by moron

i know! she's disgusting.

[Proots]

Blahahaha!

The honking of the cars only encouraged her.

[SoulButter]

No video? Disappointing until you see what she looks like.

[HelloClarice]

Holton's alleged antics didn't stop once she had entered the jail, where she "continued to resist the officers by spreading her legs, exposing her vagina and telling the officers to kiss her there and refusing verbal commands to cooperate," according to the report.


i can only imagine how the officers who dealt with that described their day when they got home.

[Siu3d]

Originally Posted by HelloClarice

i can only imagine how the officers who dealt with that described their day when they got home.

"The usual."

[Sir Cornwell]

Hey. When a momma gets hot, she wants it in the twat.

[Playground Legend]

Stay classy, Florida.

[patrickyugo]

and the craziness diesease spreads. Soon the east coast will be an insane asylum

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=ocala...ed=0CGMQ_AUoAg

First cannablilism then public masturbating

[1983]

Originally Posted by HelloClarice

[i]i can only imagine how the officers who dealt with that described their day when they got home.

Then a high five with a couple of stupid grins then they'd go down to the evidence locker do a couple of bumps of coke bro fist and go home to their wives and tell them how hard todays work was.

Al

[Sir Cornwell]

Hey. She was just doing her own thing.

[1983]

Originally Posted by patrickyugo

and the craziness diesease spreads. Soon the east coast will be an insane asylum

https://maps.google.com/maps?q=ocala...ed=0CGMQ_AUoAg

First cannablilism then public masturbating

Next thing you know there'll be an honest politician that works for the working man and doesn't lie cheat and fuck people over.

Al

[kroz]

its always sunny in florida =)

[LSA King]

Originally Posted by HelloClarice

The witness also said that honking car horns only seemed to encourage her.[/i]

I fucking lol'd because I can literally picture this shit in my head.

[HampTheToker]

Florida and the bath salts.

YOU FUCKERS ARE THE REASON WE CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS.

[mizled]

It's official: The Zombie Apocalypse will start in Florida.

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by mizled

It's official: The Zombie Apocalypse will start in Florida.

Well if it's got to happen somewhere...

[THE BULK HULK]

Originally Posted by kroz

its always sunny in florida =)

It's always wet in the sunny Florida.