Not the actual Retarded Thraed - Page 144

HampTheToker · #**5721** 05-31-2012, 03:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dr. Awkward

albany is allright, rochestopr is chill but depresing. the rest of uyp state is fucked

in othe news i broke my thumbn and probably have quite the concussiom

Gay bar cat fight?

HampTheToker · #**5722** 05-31-2012, 03:03 AM

Also, what's so bad about upstate ny? Never been so I can't quite appreciate the convo the same as you damn yankees.

bleh · #**5723** 05-31-2012, 03:03 AM

i got retarded at a zoo today.

HampTheToker · #**5724** 05-31-2012, 03:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bleh

i got retarded at a zoo today.

Fully...or just partial?

Details niggah.

The Pat-Man · #**5725** 05-31-2012, 03:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

Also, what's so bad about upstate ny? Never been so I can't quite appreciate the convo the same as you damn yankees.

i dont want to tell him that the vast majority of america and canada suck even harder

HampTheToker · #**5726** 05-31-2012, 03:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

i dont want to tell him that the vast majority of america and canada suck even harder

Than upstate ny? Lol y u think so? You ever been to any other state in the south besides Florida? We can't really claim that piece of shit. Cuba, Haiti, etc. pretty much took that place over in the 70s and 80s.

The farthest north I've ever been is Maryland and Pennsylvania. My son's mom is from PA. Nice place if you ask me. I wasn't exactly touring the black neighborhoods though, if you know what I mean.

The Pat-Man · #**5727** 05-31-2012, 03:55 AM

bro i guess its because ive spent most of my life in south carolina but america sucks pretty hard. i mean its all relative, at least im not in africa.

HampTheToker · #**5728** 05-31-2012, 04:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

bro i guess its because ive spent most of my life in south carolina but america sucks pretty hard. i mean its all relative, at least im not in africa.

There are some pretty decent places in middle TN that allow you to get away from all the shit. All the conveniences of a major city in driving distance and all the little towns that don't sweat the small stuff. Plus, the recession didn't seem to hit us as hard it did other places. Not a bad place to settle down if you look around a bit.

mr.blunt · #**5729** 05-31-2012, 04:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CASPER

I push a slick Benz, n known to hit skins, n get ends n com-mit sins wit sick friends

Happy birthday Big L

Big L Put It On - YouTube

Big L ebonics - YouTube

running with sturdy clicks, never hittin dirty chicks
got thirty-five bodies, buddy, dont make it thirty six

HampTheToker · #**5730** 05-31-2012, 07:27 AM

Yelawolf - Pop The Trunk - YouTube

Midnight Sun · #**5731** 05-31-2012, 08:08 AM

I made something cool at work today

Midnight Sun · #**5732** 05-31-2012, 08:26 AM

also, y'all should try 90 Shilling, it's one of my favorite beers next to Monkeyshine

The Duke · #**5733** 05-31-2012, 08:27 AM

Did you make a dildo?

Midnight Sun · #**5734** 05-31-2012, 08:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Duke

Did you make a dildo?

predictable zoklet response

nawww I made something that's gonna be used to kill brown people

The Pat-Man · #**5735** 05-31-2012, 08:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

predictable zoklet response

nawww I made something that's gonna be used to kill brown people

what sort of brown people?

Midnight Sun · #**5736** 05-31-2012, 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

what sort of brown people?

who the fuck cares, they're brown!

The Pat-Man · #**5737** 05-31-2012, 08:36 AM

i can dig it.

how will these brown people die?

Midnight Sun · #**5738** 05-31-2012, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

i can dig it.

how will these brown people die?

their deaths will come from the air.

The Pat-Man · #**5739** 05-31-2012, 08:43 AM

the proven way, the best way.

srsly youd think brown people would evolve air defense mechanisms but we keep on bombing them.

Sick Boy · #**5740** 05-31-2012, 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

hot milf neighbor washin her car, mmmmmmmmmmmmm-hmmmmmmmmmmm

I love when that happens.

aslo:

There is a great story with this that starts off with me minding my own businesses walking home (with powder in my pocket), a cop yelling "STOP! ALVIN POLICE!", me bolting thru some fucked up bushes to my house, 2 police dogs, and me laughing at the idiots not being able to find me only mere feet away because they think I'm out in the pasture/field behind my house.... but I don't really have time to tell it.

jheit8 · #**5741** 05-31-2012, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Midnight Sun

predictable zoklet response

nawww I made something that's gonna be used to kill brown people

Oi?

Erorr · #**5742** 05-31-2012, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HampTheToker

Also, what's so bad about upstate ny? Never been so I can't quite appreciate the convo the same as you damn yankees.

lol all of upstate new york is a state filled with rednecks, that are all democrats.

Would you like to meet that kind of beast?

Sick Boy · #**5743** 05-31-2012, 10:28 AM

damnit... i go to order my MXE and now cosmic doesnt offer the 10 g bulk for $150... of course not... still $20 a g though... but thats $50 i was trying to save....

Erorr · #**5744** 05-31-2012, 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Boy

damnit... i go to order my MXE and now cosmic doesnt offer the 10 g bulk for $150... of course not... still $20 a g though... but thats $50 i was trying to save....

you could manage that by you know..... not buying 10g of mxe.

Sick Boy · #**5745** 05-31-2012, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erorr

you could manage that by you know..... not buying 10g of mxe.

Manage what O Great All Knowing one?.... Saving $50 and have no product?

<--That's you.

The Pat-Man · #**5746** 05-31-2012, 10:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erorr

you could manage that by you know..... not buying 10g of mxe.

^ dudes an economical genius.

Erorr · #**5747** 05-31-2012, 10:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sick Boy

Manage what O Great All Knowing one?.... Saving $50 and have no product?

<--That's you.

Good sir I'am not jelly, They call me....... robert paulson

Erorr · #**5748** 05-31-2012, 10:50 AM

reject · #**5749** 05-31-2012, 11:13 AM

I have to work 4 12 hour days after doing fuck all for so long.

Erorr · #**5750** 05-31-2012, 11:51 AM

We go from town to town and leave a trail of death

AND IF YOU DONT SURRENDER, YOU'LL BREATH YOUR FINAL BREATH!

Erorr · #**5751** 05-31-2012, 11:52 AM

Also gg4 beat this

Erorr · #**5752** 05-31-2012, 12:09 PM

What Mr.blunt's dreams look like ^

jheit8 · #**5753** 05-31-2012, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erorr

What Mr.blunt's dreams look like ^

That looks like it'd be a great way to get splinters in very bad places.

Piles of Crack · #**5754** 05-31-2012, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erorr

Also gg4 beat this

You are disqualified from turd contests because your anus has already been stretched out

mr.blunt · #**5755** 05-31-2012, 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Erorr

What Mr.blunt's dreams look like ^

that picture is a terrible example of safety. ill state the obvious in that not a single one of them is wearing chaps (i see two pairs of jeans, a chainsaw doesnt give a fuck about jeans), there are like two of them with their face shields down and nobody seems to give a fuck about their hearing.

on top of that, wtf is that bitch in the blue boots trying to accomplish with that jack in the middle right? does she think shes going to roll a fucking entire tree over? with her chainsaw-wielding friend standing on top of it?

not to mention, that is an extremely overcrowded work space and i doubt a single pair of those boots they are wearing is CSA approved.

but hey look, titties!

Miley Highrus · #**5756** 05-31-2012, 02:15 PM

Not than I find picking up a turd that repulsive you obviously want to play with shit its not like the picture gained anything by you picking it up.

Piles of Crack · #**5757** 05-31-2012, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Unwires

Not than I find picking up a turd that repulsive you obviously want to play with shit its not like the picture gained anything by you picking it up.

You never had a hooker shit on you?

Miley Highrus · #**5758** 05-31-2012, 02:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

You never had a hooker shit on you?

Nah guess I gotta add it to my bucket list. Though if I was into some kind of human waste I think it would be piss.

fuckbiscuit · #**5759** 05-31-2012, 02:41 PM

Yeah, i didn't really see why he had to reach into the toilet bowl and pick the turd up just to get a quick snapshot of it.

fuckbiscuit · #**5760** 05-31-2012, 03:25 PM

300mg and 5g APAP down the hatch

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