What do you tell a girl when your alone with her to make her want to fuck?

[Michael Scott]

what if you're playing on xbox?

[Jackal]

Originally Posted by Doki66

Good question. need answers.

I recommend sitting next to her. Start to watch a movie and then put your hand on her knee or something and let it rest a moment, if she doesn't push it away you are good so far.

Make sure to compliment/flatter her but don't be an ass-kisser, when you see her tell her she looks good, don't say hot.

Next try to hold her hand and eventually move in for a kiss. Keep pushing the kisses a little further until you are making out. Making out makes bitches horny.

Then begin to undo her clothes and fuck her. You may even want to try fingering her first.

tl:dr make a move

[Haiti's Space Agency]

[mafiabro]

You just have to create tension, and its real fucking easy.

[iTweaker]

Originally Posted by Ghost Buster

Terrible advice ITT lol.

OP a sure and simple way is to just start complimenting her features, like her hair, then touch her hair and get really close to her, and at that point she will either be into it, and you just kiss her, or she will be pulling back in revulsion, in which case you tackle her and proceed with your rape.

@rape , YES YES YES YES YES DO this.

[JeffreyH]

Put your hand around her / on her thigh, that would both create tension and lead you in the right direction.

[slicknickns]

Whip out your cock, she'll know what to do

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by Michael Scott

what if you're playing on xbox?

Sexbox 369.

[Zanick]

Originally Posted by mafiabro

You just have to create tension, and its real fucking easy.

This. You can do it completely by accident too. Just say something that indirectly hints to a mental image of the two of you banging and whether or not you intended that, she'll have that in her head to think about. You've planted the mental seed, now get to the other one.

[dephdiddy]

Originally Posted by ghost buster

she will either be into it, in which case you go full throttle, or she won't be, in which case you back off or conduct a rape. Herrp.

sometimes if im in hurry and its before bedtime on a school night, i just skip to the rape part. Dont brush her hair all slow, a good tap before the rape is fine. But thats if your in a hurry.

[Nik0]

Does this knife smell like blood to you?

[MrSinister]

On the actual subject of this thread: Talk about sex. If you can turn her on you're in.

[mizled]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Run your fingers through her hair, touch her neck, stroke her arm softly, smile, and lean in and whisper one of the following in her ear:

• "I want to make you have as many orgasms as possible..."
• "I want you to sit on my face..."
• "Take your clothes off..."
• "I bet I can get you off first..."
• "Come here and clean my gun"

[adhesive tape]

I invite them back to my house, break out some wine/champagne, make a couple minutes worth of small talk, start complimenting them/talking about how much I care about them, look her in the eyes, slowly move in for the kiss. Start making out, move your hand to her ass, then her tits, then start rubbing her slit through her clothes. Slide your hand into her panties and start getting her ready. Take off your clothes, eat her twat for a bit, catch a blowjob and then 8===D + () = 8===D<<<<<

[STEROS]

a: flash her your cock.

or

b: ask her if she wants to fuck.

[General Butt.Naked]

"8 inches long, 6 inches around...my wallet wont close n got coke by the pound."

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Run your fingers through her hair, touch her neck, stroke her arm softly, smile, and lean in and whisper one of the following in her ear:

• "I want to make you have as many orgasms as possible..."
• "I want you to sit on my face..."
• "Take your clothes off..."
• "I bet I can get you off first..."

i think..i think you are being serious. i am absolutely astounded that you think, or seem to anyway, that you are being a smooth operator.

if some guy did any of those things, and said any of those things to me, i would either knee him in the groin, or run away like a frightened deer, probably both, then spread a wild-fire version of this encounter of the lame kind to everyone we both know.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by CASPER

"8 inches long, 6 inches around...my wallet wont close n got coke by the pound."

creativity is a sign of intelligence

[Dumpster Slut]

physical > words

[WAN]

anyway on topic:

i don't have much experience with how to seduce girls, but i think, I THINK, in order to make a girl//woman want to fuck you, you have to engage her emotions first. once the heart is engaged, the body will follow.

it takes time though, so if OP is thinking about "speed seduction" then obviously my advice won't work

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

This coming from the woman that obsessively stalks her Bulgarian assistant manager.

lol...if this makes you feel better, by all means go ahead and think it.

but seriously, not trying to attack you or anything (for your one of my favs) but what you just posted really WOULD gross me out.

meh. maybe my opinion really doesn't mean jack but whatever. i would NOT want a guy to act that way towards me.

[bleh]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

Run your fingers through her hair, touch her neck, stroke her arm softly, smile, and lean in and whisper one of the following in her ear:

• "I want to make you have as many orgasms as possible..."
  
• "I want you to sit on my face..."
• "Take your clothes off..."
• "I bet I can get you off first..."

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[Parker Brother]

Originally Posted by Unwyred

"Take your clothes off..."

"Your clothes... give them to me, now."

[Michael Scott]

[FrY]

......"Hey, babah".

[ratfrink]

Originally Posted by WAN

i think..i think you are being serious. i am absolutely astounded that you think, or seem to anyway, that you are being a smooth operator.

if some guy did any of those things, and said any of those things to me, i would either knee him in the groin, or run away like a frightened deer, probably both, then spread a wild-fire version of this encounter of the lame kind to everyone we both know.

Yup.

I think if anyone actually followed Unwyred's troll-advice, the girl would probably either burst out laughing or leave immediately.

[WAN]

Originally Posted by ratfrink

Yup.

I think if anyone actually followed Unwyred's troll-advice, the girl would probably either burst out laughing or leave immediately.

thanks for agreeing..but i am afraid that he WASN'T trolling, like, he was actually serious!!

can u imagine