Would you eat human meat for $5000?

[Tokerface]

It's cooked and prepared in a great meal.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Wait... are you paying me, or am I paying you? If you're giving me $5000 then yes. That's a win/win.

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by Pee Vee Proots, M.D.

Wait... are you paying me, or am I paying you? If you're giving me $5000 then yes. That's a win/win.

You seem to be forgetting that it's HUMAN FLESH.

[ACE_187]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

It's cooked and prepared in a great meal.

$5000 is way too much for any meal.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

I would not pay $5,000, at the moment. I would probably be keen at $1,000 though, if it were cooked in the mat excellent manner.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

You seem to be forgetting that it's HUMAN FLESH.

I'd eat human flesh for free. Getting $5000 on top of a once in a lifetime meal sounds awesome.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

You seem to be forgetting that it's HUMAN FLESH.

You seem to be forgetting the powers of taboo. That and the very real likelihood that human flesh is fuckin' delicious.

[ACE_187]

Originally Posted by Kwinnie Bogan

You seem to be forgetting the powers of taboo. That and the very real likelihood that human flesh is fuckin' delicious.

Most of us will probably know pretty soon. I doubt it's that good though. Probably mostly fat with most people, and from what I read most of the meat is the thighs/ass.

I would rather have deer of fish but cannibalism will be safer than going into the woods and hunting animals pretty soon probably.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

Venison is great, but can be a sumbitch to butcher and due to the size of joints, cook.
One whole human thigh scrubbed down and butchered from the knee to the groin would be just like a nice big crackle covered roll roast. The real question is, when cooking any cut that has a shank or 'eye' init, to suck the marrow or not suck the marrow. That is the question.

[ChinaCat]

If I'm getting five grand fuck yes I'd do it for less

[tomjohens]

The short answer for me is no.

-Tom

[FON]

Meh I'd probably do it for free if it was a clean human being. Preferably the scapula of some hot female.

[Zanick]

Only if raised organically.

[Kwinnie Bogan]

And by organically, we mean something young and sweet basted in juices bouncing up and down on our organ..

[Drox]

If it's clean and disease-free, definitely.

Hell, I'd probably do it for free.

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Human flesh tastes like bacon so fuck yes.

When I was in the King's African Rifles, the natives called it long pig.

[BungHole]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

You seem to be forgetting that it's HUMAN FLESH.

Exactly, people pay top dollar for that shit on the black market. This is the deal of a lifetime!

[komokazi]

Fuck yeah I would. I'd eat human meat for $5. I'd pay you $5 for some human meat for me to eat. Then I could start a butcher shop and I could answer the phone and be all like, "Komokazi's meat shop, can't beat my meat!".

[Issue313]

OP: you need to post this on some other forum. This is zoklet you see, and full of sick perverted fucks.

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

I'd eat anything that wouldn't kill me for $5000.

[Edge]

Originally Posted by Issue313

OP: you need to post this on some other forum. This is zoklet you see, and full of sick perverted fucks.

The world is full of sick perverted fucks that hide how they really are. Zokletarians are much more honest about it.

Eating a cooked and prepared meal of human meat for 5k, of course. I could do that for a living.

[JC Denton]

I've always wanted to try nigger meat. I heard it tastes sweet like pork. No wonder those savage apes on various islands and africa are eating themselves.

[mizled]

Cooked is gross!

The only way to really enjoy human flesh is to rip it fresh off the face with lots of salt - bath salt.

[Edge]

Originally Posted by JC Denton

I've always wanted to try nigger meat.

You gon git nigged from eating that nig meat.

[moron]

[Edge]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

It's cooked and prepared in a great meal.

This thread would be more interesting if the question was "Would you eat nigger meat for $5000 (without trying to vomit it out)?

[DJ Meaty Cheeks]

Originally Posted by JC Denton

I've always wanted to try nigger meat. I heard it tastes sweet like pork. No wonder those savage apes on various islands and africa are eating themselves.

All human tastes like pork. Look it up. Or better yet just eat a few guys.

[STEROS]

yep

[White Jesus]

Yup but I get to pick the human

[SoulButter]

WE got people these days literally dieing down in Florida just for a couple bites of human meat. Hell yeah i'd do it for $5,000.

[Psychotogen]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

It's cooked and prepared in a great meal.

u got 5,000?

[Morb]

Nope, I don't wanna end up like Dee and Charlie.

[HampTheToker]

If the peevee is freefree, I'll eat your girl for you. Best head she'll ever get.

Last head she'll ever get...

[Trix Are For Kids]

Yes.

[Psychotogen]

Originally Posted by Morb

Nope, I don't wanna end up like Dee and Charlie.

that coon meat is lousy with parasites.

[TheLeightonator]

I've done worse for less.

[Sober]

id eat a fat fucks toddler, shits gots to be better than veal.

[The Pat-Man]

yea get me a big old fat bitch with more chins than a chinese phone book, i want fatback for months.

[STD]

Uh, hell yes. $5,000? That's like 178 bottles of vodka

[SoulButter]

Originally Posted by BungHole

Exactly, people pay top dollar for that shit on the black market. This is the deal of a lifetime!

So.. Is there actually a market for human meat? If so, does race matter? What about age and BMI? Not even joking, I might pursue this as a career. Got a couple good ideas boppin around already..