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06-09-2012, 03:36 AM
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Baron
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smuggling a hamster onto a plane
this is probably the wrong place to put this thread, but i cant think of anywhere else and im too high..
so im flying in a week and my hamster will either be set free, or i will have to bring it back. i was wondering if anyone here might have attempted similar endavours in their sleep?? obviously such an act might be unlawful so i would never do that shit for real though, strictly for informational purposes. in my dreams i thought about sticking it in a pocket in my shorts, or maybe something else..
and no its not goin up my ass.
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06-09-2012, 05:11 AM
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Knight
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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and no its not goin up my ass.
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put it in your asshole, faggot.
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06-09-2012, 05:14 AM
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Duke
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
inb4 someone makes south park reference (though IIRC it was a gerbil)
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06-09-2012, 05:21 AM
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Baron
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
Impossible, they will notice the extra skeleton.
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06-09-2012, 05:32 AM
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
sorry man... you might as well kill it.
spray raid on it.
Last edited by STEROS; 06-09-2012 at 05:37 AM.
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06-09-2012, 05:34 AM
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Baron
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
Just put it in your breast picket and act like nothings wrong. Say its your seeing eye hamster.
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06-09-2012, 05:39 AM
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Duke
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
Don't they have an area for indoor animals?
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06-09-2012, 09:14 AM
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Knight
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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Originally Posted by SnowmanJoe
this is probably the wrong place to put this thread, but i cant think of anywhere else and im too high..
so im flying in a week and my hamster will either be set free, or i will have to bring it back. i was wondering if anyone here might have attempted similar endavours in their sleep?? obviously such an act might be unlawful so i would never do that shit for real though, strictly for informational purposes. in my dreams i thought about sticking it in a pocket in my shorts, or maybe something else..
and no its not goin up my ass.
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Carry on with a small plastic cage, easy.
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06-09-2012, 09:32 AM
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Baron
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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Originally Posted by CarbonBV2
Carry on with a small plastic cage, easy.
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This might work. What are they going to do, confiscate it from you?
I Googled "pet shipping" for you. https://www.google.com/#hl=en&gs_nf=...w=1230&bih=663
You'll either get frisked or go through a cancer machine. If you're lucky, it'd just be a metal detector, in which case putting it in your pocket would work. But if that isn't the case, there is no way to get it through without them knowing.
You can try overnightting it. Put it in a cage, and the cage in a box with air holes. But, if caught, there might be legal repercussions.
You can also put it in checked baggage, which I don't think always get searched. But it'd likely die.
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06-09-2012, 10:21 AM
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President Of The Fragyard
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
wear two pairs of briefs (not boxers), put your hamster in the second pair and right above your dick. If TSA sees your unnaturally huge bulge, just wink at them and tell them it's your hamster. This will either get you laid by a hot chick in uniform, raped by a fat bitch or you'll get through security.
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06-09-2012, 11:02 AM
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
I've taken a goldfish and a cat on a plane. Cat was in a cat basket thing in checked baggage, and the goldfish was in a bag in hand luggage.
EDIT: Read http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...9092959AAnGEsY
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06-09-2012, 03:27 PM
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Baron
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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Why would you take a fucking goldfish on a plane? lol.
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06-09-2012, 03:49 PM
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President Of The Fragyard
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
I took my 2 turtles with me to Karachi in my pocket once
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06-09-2012, 04:00 PM
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Knight
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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Originally Posted by Captain Falcon
wear two pairs of briefs (not boxers), put your hamster in the second pair and right above your dick. If TSA sees your unnaturally huge bulge, just wink at them and tell them it's your hamster. This will either get you laid by a hot chick in uniform, raped by a fat bitch or you'll get through security.
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Yeah or frisked and found smuggling an animal and who knows what shit they would put you through. Come up with real ideas pal, you're not funny.
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06-09-2012, 04:07 PM
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President Of The Fragyard
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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Originally Posted by CarbonBV2
Yeah or frisked and found smuggling an animal and who knows what shit they would put you through. Come up with real ideas pal, you're not funny.
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this topic is about smuggling a hamster on the plane. What the fuck are you expecting?
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06-09-2012, 04:48 PM
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Banned
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
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Why would you take a fucking goldfish on a plane? lol.
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Long story 
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06-09-2012, 06:15 PM
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Serf
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Re: smuggling a hamster onto a plane
Just put it in a zip up pocket and hope you don't get frisked!
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