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Old 06-09-2012, 12:57 PM
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what a night. roommate kinda stood me up cuz i was geeked & hitting on her so i found a badass hooker on cl and rode over there. she freaked out at the last second and said i was 5-0 so i started walking.. happened upon a strip club. went in, got $200 in ones and 4 double shots of patron for $40!!!!... anyway, got hammered, asked like 3 strippers how much for the whole thing, made empty promises, licked girls titties, even rimmed a girl on stage (THOUGH SOMEONE STOPPED ME.) she told me $500 for the whole night and I thought about it seriously. so fine.. tried to get some coke.. anyway, club ends around 3, im ~$240 poorer (throwing ones like an IDIOT everywehre) and i walk to try and get my check cashed to keep partying. i ask this strippers friend.. i guess.. if she knows where to get some coke and she says yes to meth. so she gives me a ride, we buy a $40, shoot it up (yes, i shot meth for the first time :|) and we've been naked and trying to fuck ever since. she's passed out right here incoherent from being up for 3 days. and I am so spun. I can't stop licking her all over. Great night, though I blew a lot of $. Would do again. oh, btw shes 32 or 34.. and i have no idea what her name is. Fuckin a.

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Old 06-09-2012, 01:13 PM
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Old 06-09-2012, 01:58 PM
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Sucking her toes with my limp cock between her buttcheeks on an iphone. I feel great. Meth doesnt hurt either.
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Old 06-09-2012, 02:34 PM
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This was literally the wildest chick ever. I cant stop saying i lOve you to her. Lol
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:01 PM
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:21 PM
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:23 PM
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Got to get some fucking help, everytime i drink my nose gets hungry it's pissing me off, wish i never touched the shit GODDAMNIT. So close to getting some yesterday .
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:23 PM
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Marry her.

I would. Shes got 2 kids and the tightest pussy ever. Juicy ass pretty face nicr bod and a few trackmarks. I really cant stop looking at her. It turns me on to know this bitch is a stramger
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:37 PM
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God i just acted out all my fetishes maybe a 1 night stand isnt a big deal... But on meth it is. Shes an angel. Im gonna go give her kisses all over
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Old 06-09-2012, 03:50 PM
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Got to get some fucking help, everytime i drink my nose gets hungry it's pissing me off, wish i never touched the shit GODDAMNIT. So close to getting some yesterday .
It happens. I'm never touching the shit again, makes me feel like total dog shit for like two days afterwards.
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Old 06-09-2012, 05:17 PM
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Old 06-09-2012, 05:24 PM
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It happens. I'm never touching the shit again, makes me feel like total dog shit for like two days afterwards.
I keep telling myself i have to try that mikey's shit again i haven't had good stuff like that in a while but it'll be pretty much down hill for me if i do. Next time i'm with a slut i'm definitely getting one in, fuck! They're goes my nose talking for me.
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Old 06-09-2012, 05:37 PM
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I keep telling myself i have to try that mikey's shit again i haven't had good stuff like that in a while but it'll be pretty much down hill for me if i do. Next time i'm with a slut i'm definitely getting one in, fuck! They're goes my nose talking for me.
Did you get his number? He's always got pretty good stuff, i'd buy from him before anyone else like.
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Old 06-09-2012, 05:38 PM
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HALP! my (hot female) room mate gets off work in 3 hours we're supposed to go out clubbin. however, i've been snorting bath salts out of a crisp $100 all day and jerking off. been goin strong, oh, 8-9 hours.. without cumming. how can i get my penis to work when it comes time to rail this bitch, if it happens?


do any of those dick pills from the gas station work?


also why does lisa ann have to be so perfect. forcing me to j/o all day. my roommate looks like a younger mexican version of her in the face goodddd gooddd..
lol you fucking pervert. I've actually seen Lisa ann on stage stripping at spearmint rhino here in Toronto, she looks just as good in real life as in the videos.
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Old 06-09-2012, 05:45 PM
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Good to see the real WS is back!

Now, Whats the over under on when he will be back in jaaaaail....
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aslo: got the ride tinted up..√ .. though its still a mazda 3.... :\

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Now, Whats the over under on when he will be back in jaaaaail....
Yeah really, wtf weed smoker I thought you chose the sober path.
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Old 06-09-2012, 06:14 PM
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Does not compute

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Old 06-09-2012, 06:16 PM
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So now we've got a tweaker. Lovely.
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Yeah really, wtf weed smoker I thought you chose the sober path.
Honestly sobriety is so dumb. You only live once
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Old 06-09-2012, 06:27 PM
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Honestly sobriety is so dumb. You only live once
True, pace yourself though don't be getting fucked up everyday. Anyway ice + a stripper sounds like a good time have fun.
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Old 06-09-2012, 06:29 PM
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You crazy son of a bitch WS.
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i was so fucked lastnight , i went to bed at 7 this morning .... im atill waay to fucked up to drive home

hitting these keys are hurting my head
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Old 06-09-2012, 07:18 PM
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My junkie angel just hit me up... Waiting for her to do hers then amazing vivid sex. Itt ws ruins his life.
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Weed smoker is a buster
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Old 06-09-2012, 07:23 PM
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Yeah, you are ruining your life. If I told you to stop though, I'd have to call myself a bitch.
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Old 06-09-2012, 07:26 PM
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Weed smoker will be some washed out toothless tweaker stealing scrap copper/mowing lawns/stealing ladders/being a county jail regular in 20 years.
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Old 06-09-2012, 07:27 PM
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Two months from now its gonna be , "Oh man i got a five dollar bill off this really nice dude outside my usual hang out spot. Didnt even have to dance for the money either. Dude just said may god shine upon you or some ish and then walked off. Fucking went and took that to my homeboy down the street and got myself half a shot. Yeah boy!"
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if you really knew weedsmoker you would know that he's spending that five dollars on a crack rock or steel reserve
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I think iam gonna take this job at a call center down here. It's basically bothering the elderly in the phoenix area about how the republican party needs their donations. It's hourly pay thats higher than most fast food jobs and you always get the commission pay as well.

I can handle flipping my switch into overdrive for donations, if it was hawking steak knives though, I dont think I would be able to handle that.
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Do it erorr. I work at a call center doing all sorts of surveys. It is easy work. You are basically paid to be bored. Look at it that way.
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Pfff, cuz i shot meth twice i'm somehow fucked. It makes sex like way better.
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That's what every 40 year old tweaker, junkie, crackhead bum pushing a shopping cart with all of their shit in it down some alley said...just one time, just twice.
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Do it erorr. I work at a call center doing all sorts of surveys. It is easy work. You are basically paid to be bored. Look at it that way.
And it's better to have a job than no job.

Plus it's easier going job to job than no job to job.

I have 5 12 hour shifts next week tho which are guna make me wanna kill myself. Huzzah to pure etizolam powder.
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