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Is the best sport in the world. Fuck soccer this is what little brown children all over the world need to be playing.
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now i just need a favorite team.
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What's the best way to be introduced to AFL? Why is it better than NRL?

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Old 06-05-2012, 04:08 AM
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nigga u the australian
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Yeah but AFL was always percieved as uncool and I gave into peer pressure.
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now i just need a favorite team.
Feel free to support any team other than Collingwood.

I dont find the sport fun to watch, as a lot of the game seems like people passing the ball from one dude to the next but its one I enjoyed playing when I was a kid. More so than soccer or rugby.
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Yeah but AFL was always percieved as uncool .
i bet its the short shorts.


what u mean by nfl? like american football or is that y'alls soccer league. i swear to god if faggot ass soccer is seen as cooler than aussie rules i will nuke australia when i become president of ukraine.
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It's like AFL but there's violence.
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FREMANTLE DOCKERS yeooowww. you wont regret it!


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i just got done watching melbourne take down cressendon (?). apparently melbourne is awful and cressendon (?) was good. this shit is fucking crazy, how the hell do you kick an oblong ball so accurately?
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and this buddy franklin dude scored some crazy amount of goals in this other game.
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oh the nrl? that shits alright, about as enjoyable as american football.
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blunder stfu are you some maori immigrant living in sydney or something? apart from dumbfuck islanders and kaffers i dont know anyone who follows NRL. like AFL but with violence? the fuck?

actually wait, its blunder talking about sports. why am i taking this seriously?

NRL is the gayest sport ever created, its based on touch rugby. need i say more?
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not a fan of the whole "downs in rugby" thing.
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Why do American footballers wear all of that protective gear?
cuz theyre all nigs and dont want to mess up their teef? idfk they keep pussifying the pro level, i only pay attention to college, where theyre actually working for something.
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Yeah but AFL was always percieved as uncool and I gave into peer pressure.
Nigga are you serious?

You're obviously from queensland, as everyone there prefers NRL to footy. In Victoria, it's like 'what the fuck is NRL?'.

Though, your location says melbourne, so I don't know, you must have weird friends.
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yes, Essendon are/were the top team and Melbourne are the bottom team. that game was actually pretty boring until the last quarter tbh. pretty low scoring game.

and buddy franklin kicked more points than the entire opposition team in his game!

if you want to start supporting a team, maybe go for the western sydney Giants or the gold coast suns. because they are only 1 and 2 years old and so you could claim to be an originial supporter. also giants may actually end up being good. if you are part italian go for Carlton, if you are black or aborigine (lol) go for essendon or melbourne. if your a redneck (or pikey/chav) , go for one of the adelaide teams. collingwood is like the "compton" of australia ahah
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im going to pick one based on badass jerseys.
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i think im a hawthorne fan what does that make me
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rich and arrogant even when they are losing. capable of brilliance when in form.
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blunder stfu are you some maori immigrant living in sydney or something? apart from dumbfuck islanders and kaffers i dont know anyone who follows NRL. like AFL but with violence? the fuck?

actually wait, its blunder talking about sports. why am i taking this seriously?

NRL is the gayest sport ever created, its based on touch rugby. need i say more?
NRL is the preferred game where I live. But with that being said, im surrounded by thug ass niggers.
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How are the Tigers doing? I remember picking them as a team last year but haven't been keeping up with it
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the great fremantle dockers beat them by two and a half goals on friday!

richmond fans are disgusting.
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essendons having a rough patch but they're the best team in the league. Fremantle is like the troll team of the afl. Collingwood's supporters are like the black filled ghetto's of america, to put it into perspective for you USAYS
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essendons having a rough patch but they're the best team in the league. Fremantle is like the troll team of the afl. Collingwood's supporters are like the black filled ghetto's of america, to put it into perspective for you USAYS
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i took a nap so i'd be able to stay up and watch it tonight.
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this shit is still blowing my mind.


how was i not informed of such a sport?
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i couldn't find a stream :\
firstrowsports wasn't listing the game for some fucking reason what else sports streams are their besides first row
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livetv.ru does afl.


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FINALS FOOTBALL HAS STARTED boys and girl's

the game last night between Hawthorne and Collingwood was brilliant.

Sydney vs. Adelaide Crows is on now! i hope adelaide will win. i have a $500 multibet on it eheh

Fremantle play Geelong later this afternoon!!!! carn the mighty dockers! ahah

if you are even slightly interested in the game you should try and watch some of these games! finals football is always entertaining!

if you have any questions about the game feel free to ask.
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I have a question. Why does AFL suck so much?
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fuuuck i forget about this damn sport because itsfucking murican football but ima pick back up. is that big ass half abo guy still raping for hawthorne
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tonight or tomorrow is the final/playoff thingy i dont know how it works really
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fuuuck i forget about this damn sport because itsfucking murican football but ima pick back up. is that big ass half abo guy still raping for hawthorne
abos dont stop raping mate, its in their blood. hawthorn just beat collingwood to advance in the finals it was a great game .
finals work like this (i think) the top 8 teams enter the finals.
the top 4 teams play each other and the 2 winners advance to the semi finals.
the bottom 4 teams play each other and the 2 losers are out. the 2 winners go on to play the 2 losers of the top 4 and the winners of those games go on to the semi finals.

eagles and kangaroos are playing in like half an hour!

anybody who wants to watch should stream now!
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