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If you've got a big load, should you jack off before havin sex? Less semen = less chance of pregnancy rite?
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With ideas like that, you probably shouldn't ever have sex.
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Idk about you guys but blowing my load before sex kills my libido

You need to have a stiff enough boner to penetrate the anal wall and that's pretty much impossible with a spent dick who doesn't want to play anymore.
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Idk about you guys but blowing my load before sex kills my libido

You need to have a stiff enough boner to penetrate the anal wall and that's pretty much impossible with a spent dick who doesn't want to play anymore.
Pro-tip. Become straight. Our orifices are much easier to penetrate because we're inclined to cooperate. I'll put on a fur suit and pretend for you.
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Idk about you guys but blowing my load before sex kills my libido

You need to have a stiff enough boner to penetrate the anal wall and that's pretty much impossible with a spent dick who doesn't want to play anymore.
I prefer pussy, not a man's hairy ass.
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You need to have a stiff enough boner to penetrate the anal wall and that's pretty much impossible with a spent dick who doesn't want to play anymore.
I can imagine a dog would be even tighter than a toddler
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Pro-tip. Become straight. Our orifices are much easier to penetrate because we're inclined to cooperate. I'll put on a fur suit and pretend for you.
But seriously although the gesture is very flattering I can't help but feel paranoid about any advances from anyone. You could be a cop or a scammer or both. Either way humans are nothing but trouble. They are all cannibals who want money or resources from you.
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Yeah but the big load will be filled with rotten dead sperm, not fresh newly made ones.
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Real men never cum unless they want children, which is what it's for.

They call them tantric practitioners. In my opinion, if a man truly doesnt want children and wants to be a good lover and still strong and manly, naturally or through suggested instruction, he will seek to keep an erection without ever ejaculating, every time. Not many man can make the cut, though, even single.

No, cumming at all or getting in the habit of it = pregnancy, and if you're single and giving birth to gym sock babies, it can probably lead to a lot of mental illness or sexual frustration or feeling used and tired, while maintaining your seed actually can make you feel something I could only call "spiritually alive and vibrant". It can get right to the point of feeling any kind of manipulative tactic people use on you, because you train your body to retain the cum while any forceful movement is enough to make you spill it... Tantric sexuality makes you respect yourself and your lover or even the opposite gender in general, and wary to stupid women who think draining a man regularly and maybe accidentally having kids is a respectable outlook on sexuality. I even have a jaded look to most relationships, even my own in the past, and behaviors because I used to just jerk off on gym socks or cum on my GF's ass then wipe it off and wash it, waiting for the next time I could just "get off". I was very unrelaxed and I think I would have stayed with her if I had thought of this.

Being intimate with someone should NEVER be a rushed thing. Save your rushing for sports, work, and everything else in life besides love.

The only way to learn how to have sex without a mistaken pregnancy is to learn to correctly use your muscles and relax before ejaculation, (as it truly is about being perfectly relaxed) then resume movement. Alex Vartman has very good videos on youtube about this, Mantak Chia wrote some books, there's this chick Jaiya on youtube who talks about it, and if you want to get all esoteric then Samael Aun Weor explicitly speaks of this right down to "The tenebrous ones always suggest the spilling of the sexual fluids" or something along those lines, in other words: Creating life is to create pain, if you feel this way about life, then you should avoid cumming ever... it's actually more important than you realize if you dont want kids but want to have a good sex life or approach to women in general, because celibacy is a sort of repressive, mental illness while healthy sex or masturbation/dry orgasming is the healer of any and all mental illnesses. You'll be more of a man if you learn to never cum, and your woman, if you both agree children are not wanted, will love you for it. Rare, are these kinds of relationships.

Some people say not cumming builds up too much energy, I say these people are the same ones who tell you fasting or cleansing the body will kill you. Semen isn't piss and shit, I think anyone who actually understands tantra, understands that semen is almost like a living energy of itself that you direct with your mind. The sexual fluid that is your body, IS YOUR BODY and it is your essence. Not cumming and engaging in tantric sexuality is a surefire way to build a body and an attitude of a god. Cumming without children is a way to feel like women are using you or they're scary or anything other than equality, because whether you've met shitty women all your life or not, the woman essence itself is your counterpart, not saying that you should be attracted to every woman you meet or that every woman has the greatest set of thoughts.

If this society talked about this in sex ed class, there'd be a lot less violence in the world.

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Real men never cum unless they want children, which is what it's for.

They call them tantric practitioners. In my opinion, if a man truly doesnt want children and wants to be a good lover and still strong and manly, naturally or through suggested instruction, he will seek to keep an erection without ever ejaculating, every time. Not many man can make the cut, though, even single.

No, cumming at all or getting in the habit of it = pregnancy, and if you're single and giving birth to gym sock babies, it can probably lead to a lot of mental illness or sexual frustration or feeling used and tired, while maintaining your seed actually can make you feel something I could only call "spiritually alive and vibrant". It can get right to the point of feeling any kind of manipulative tactic people use on you, because you train your body to retain the cum while any forceful movement is enough to make you spill it... Tantric sexuality makes you respect yourself and your lover or even the opposite gender in general, and wary to stupid women who think draining a man regularly and maybe accidentally having kids is a respectable outlook on sexuality. I even have a jaded look to most relationships, even my own in the past, and behaviors because I used to just jerk off on gym socks or cum on my GF's ass then wipe it off and wash it, waiting for the next time I could just "get off". I was very unrelaxed and I think I would have stayed with her if I had thought of this.

Being intimate with someone should NEVER be a rushed thing. Save your rushing for sports, work, and everything else in life besides love.

The only way to learn how to have sex without a mistaken pregnancy is to learn to correctly use your muscles and relax before ejaculation, (as it truly is about being perfectly relaxed) then resume movement. Alex Vartman has very good videos on youtube about this, Mantak Chia wrote some books, there's this chick Jaiya on youtube who talks about it, and if you want to get all esoteric then Samael Aun Weor explicitly speaks of this right down to "The tenebrous ones always suggest the spilling of the sexual fluids" or something along those lines, in other words: Creating life is to create pain, if you feel this way about life, then you should avoid cumming ever... it's actually more important than you realize if you dont want kids but want to have a good sex life or approach to women in general, because celibacy is a sort of repressive, mental illness while healthy sex or masturbation/dry orgasming is the healer of any and all mental illnesses. You'll be more of a man if you learn to never cum, and your woman, if you both agree children are not wanted, will love you for it. Rare, are these kinds of relationships.

Some people say not cumming builds up too much energy, I say these people are the same ones who tell you fasting or cleansing the body will kill you. Semen isn't piss and shit, I think anyone who actually understands tantra, understands that semen is almost like a living energy of itself that you direct with your mind. The sexual fluid that is your body, IS YOUR BODY and it is your essence. Not cumming and engaging in tantric sexuality is a surefire way to build a body and an attitude of a god. Cumming without children is a way to feel like women are using you or they're scary or anything other than equality, because whether you've met shitty women all your life or not, the woman essence itself is your counterpart, not saying that you should be attracted to every woman you meet or that every woman has the greatest set of thoughts.

If this society talked about this in sex ed class, there'd be a lot less violence in the world.

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if you jack off before sex, then the sex and nut-busting isn't going to be as pleasurable and your cock most likely won't be at it's hardest.

just pull out and nut on a rag... that's what i do... or on her stomach... depending if she likes that or not.
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nah i prefer the feeling of soaking a chicks' cervix with a nice big load of cum
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just pull out and nut on a rag... that's what i do... or on her stomach... depending if she likes that or not.
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I'd recommend a blowjob instead of jacking off.
Ironically, that's the only time load size is going to be a real issue.
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Haha, I just realized STD probably has kids all over australia.bet they take after their dad, huffin raid and gettin blackout drunk.
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Remember to clean your dick and take a piss, otherwise your precum might pick up some residual semen in your urethra therefore drastically increasing the chances of pregnancy.
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