Reading is for nerds.

['Ed Rush]

Fuckin nerds. See you at the library nerds! Oh wait I won't because I'll be too busy playing COD like a boss.

[broseph]

listen, this section has some good dialogue going on so leave it alone.

regardless, shitty troll attempts won't really get a reaction with the literate crowd, anyway, so 0/5 for you.

[Struwwelpeter]

Excellent thread, 'Ed Rush! I give it a full 10/10! I detest reading, as well. I'm quite proud to say that in my entire life I have not read more than 10 books from front-to-back, and nearly every one of those that I did read were well over 60 years old and chock-full to the brim with content that is considered reprehensible by most scholars. But I don't condone your video game playing. I just can't stand video games, either!

[Mutant Funk Drink]

I like reading, but I can't stand most fiction books. They're always typical trite cliche shit watered down for the average reader. Always fucking predictable. This is why I quit reading Harry Potter when I was in 6th grade; because I could already tell it was going to be a generic heroes vs villains story with no substance. And now as an adult, I realize that I was absolutely right!

What I do like to read is non-fiction, whether it's about science or historical events.

But I don't read many books anymore. Most of the shit I am interested in is all on the internet.

[33% God]

Books? You mean those things I use to prop my bed up with since I broke my frame fucking too many smokin' hot babes?

[Psychotogen]

Too long didn't read.

['Ed Rush]

[Psychotogen]

[yawanur]

Originally Posted by 'Ed Rush

I'll be too busy playing COD like a boss.

[Proots]

I'm always reading. I normally have 3 or 4 books going at the same time. Nice thread, though. I like your approach. Succinct and direct - with little room for argument. I like your style.

[Struwwelpeter]

dam, michael jordon gettin' fat

[SomeBum]

You can't be multi tasking on COD pay attention to the game dammit. This is war the fate of nations will be decided by you aiming pixels at other pixels while covered in Cheetos dust/dried spunk in your moms basement.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

I like reading, but I can't stand most fiction books. They're always typical trite cliche shit watered down for the average reader. Always fucking predictable. This is why I quit reading Harry Potter when I was in 6th grade; because I could already tell it was going to be a generic heroes vs villains story with no substance. And now as an adult, I realize that I was absolutely right!

What I do like to read is non-fiction, whether it's about science or historical events.

But I don't read many books anymore. Most of the shit I am interested in is all on the internet.

It's like I'm reading my own post, right down to the details on Harry Potter. There is one good genre of fiction that I adore though, and that's horror. Well, not adore, I've only read two horror books in the past couple of weeks, but they were fucking better than any other fictional book I'm read.

[Thought Riot]

Revenge of the Nerds - NERDS! - YouTube

Revenge of the Nerds - NERDS! - YouTube
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[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Thought Riot

[youtube]gZEdDMQZaCU[/youtube]

You been gone a long time, friend. They stopped using that code since we figured out you could use it to break the site lol. Just paste the actual URL and it'll post the video automatically.

[Tokerface]

What the fuck is a "book"?

[WAN]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

What I do like to read is non-fiction, whether it's about science or historical events.

But I don't read many books anymore. Most of the shit I am interested in is all on the internet.

I too like non-fiction. Can't stand fiction of any kind. Also, ditto with the internet

[ShyStar]

Originally Posted by 'Ed Rush

Fuckin nerds. See you at the library nerds! Oh wait I won't because I'll be too busy playing COD like a boss.

I consider playing COD to be one of the nerdiest things one could admit doing, even on the internet. Kudos for for doing that thing where you say one thing is negative and then say what you enjoy is blatantly worse.

Also, at least the library has girls that go there, not much chance of any girls going anywhere near a COD player's basement...

[ShyStar]

Originally Posted by WAN

I too like non-fiction. Can't stand fiction of any kind. Also, ditto with the internet

This for me too, but interestingly enough I don't mind fictional TV Shows and Film...Although I must admit, typically I like shows/films that are based on true stories, and documentaries.

[ysr2096]

Computer games are a pretty nerdy pastime too. Or maybe that's 'geeky'. I don't know, but I think of nerdiness as having an intellectual component. Of course, reading doesn't take serious brains either. Hmm.

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

I like reading, but I can't stand most fiction books. They're always typical trite cliche shit watered down for the average reader. Always fucking predictable. This is why I quit reading Harry Potter when I was in 6th grade; because I could already tell it was going to be a generic heroes vs villains story with no substance. And now as an adult, I realize that I was absolutely right!

If most fiction is shit then there must be some that's worthwhile. Numerically, that's a shit-ton of books. If you like reading, maybe you should look for those books, no?

[benny vader]

the only fictional books that i love to read are those that i wrote.

i'd read and reread stuff that i wrote over and over again and masterbeting myself. fuck others fictional books.

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by 'Ed Rush

Fuckin nerds. See you at the library nerds! Oh wait I won't because I'll be too busy playing COD like a boss.

Odds are, you will end up working for one of those kids who are now reading.

Enjoy your addiction while you can.

[ArmsMerchant]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

What the fuck is a "book"?

Think "Kindle," but it never crashes or needs recharging.

[benny vader]

Originally Posted by ArmsMerchant

Think "Kindle," but it never crashes or needs recharging.

thanks for the inspiration. you never ceases to inspire.

[ArmsMerchant]

Happy to be of service.

[Sir Cornwell]

I mostly read news/political sites now. I used to read a lot of SF/Fantasy. Larry Niven's "Ringworld", "Protector" and anything by LM Bujold. Their works I've read multiple times. Personally I think any book you read 11x is good, but that do not matter to you if you cannot even read it through once.

[handbanana]

[Rodrat]

Originally Posted by 'Ed Rush

Fuckin nerds. See you at the library nerds! Oh wait I won't because I'll be too busy playing COD like a boss.

You don't read but you frequent an internet forum where all there is to do is read?

[Township Rebellion]

Shitty troll thread is shitty.

[bleh]

tl/dr

[bleh]

Originally Posted by handbanana

The tattoo is way better.

['Ed Rush]

Originally Posted by Township Rebellion

Shitty troll thread is shitty.

Yea yet I still got a few retards to take me seriously.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by ShyStar

I consider playing COD to be one of the nerdiest things one could admit doing, even on the internet. Kudos for for doing that thing where you say one thing is negative and then say what you enjoy is blatantly worse.

Also, at least the library has girls that go there, not much chance of any girls going anywhere near a COD player's basement...

Remember when you ask me why I feel rage when I read your posts? It's for shit like this. 'Ed Rush was obviously joking, like holy shit. I'm sure you'll give the "I CAN'T COMPUTE SARCASM ON THE INTERNET" excuse, but why would... you even... aaand I've lost interest.

*Goes back to playing COD*

[Dionysus]

Herping is for derps.

[Blunderstar]

Rubbers are for nerds, and I'm a nasty slut.

[ShyStar]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

Remember when you ask me why I feel rage when I read your posts? It's for shit like this. 'Ed Rush was obviously joking, like holy shit. I'm sure you'll give the "I CAN'T COMPUTE SARCASM ON THE INTERNET" excuse, but why would... you even... aaand I've lost interest.

*Goes back to playing COD*

No. I got it I just went ahead and 'bit' anyway, like a lot of members in here did. I liked it better when you had a somewhat relevant beef with me rather than this failure.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by ShyStar

No. I got it I just went ahead and 'bit' anyway, like a lot of members in here did. I liked it better when you had a somewhat relevant beef with me rather than this failure.

What? What are you saying? You knew he was joking but decided to respond like he was serious? Why?

[slicknickns]

'Ed Rush is a nerd

[ShyStar]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

What? What are you saying? You knew he was joking but decided to respond like he was serious? Why?

"I had time"

I dunno, everyone else was doing it. Why must you make me think about something I just did on a whim?

Perhaps I wanted to be involved in a pack dissection on why illiterates suck ass and conveniently there was a thread about the very subject in hot topics...

What are you going to ask now? Why I'm spending time saying why what you think is wrong?

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by ShyStar

"I had time"

I dunno, everyone else was doing it.

Nobody else was doing it before you. ArmsMerchant came along after you posted but he has demensia.

Why must you make me think about something I just did on a whim?

Perhaps I wanted to be involved in a pack dissection on why illiterates suck ass and conveniently there was a thread about the very subject in hot topics...

What are you going to ask now? Why I'm spending time saying why what you think is wrong?

WHAT THE FUCK LOL