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Old 06-12-2012, 08:11 PM
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Yo CASPER, wire me some money.

And my piss has looked TERRIBLE since Thursday. And no shit I'll probably have to live to see 100 just bc I don't want to.

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Where does the homo gape come in
That's being reserved for your extra special after party!

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Yo CASPER, wire me some money.
Wire me some shard, boy!

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It was "molly"
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That's being reserved for your extra special after party!



Wire me some shard, boy!



Lol I don't even feel bad because these kids were faggots and they were still lining up at my tent for more every morning and blowing my phone up.
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Old 06-12-2012, 08:56 PM
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Old 06-12-2012, 11:52 PM
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That's being reserved for your extra special after party!



Wire me some shard, boy!



ain't gotz no shard ma man. The last time I handled shard was when I had a girl tap on my window at 3:15 in the morning, "Tank. Yo tank........lemme getta dime". I was in such disbelief that some trick would come TO MY HOUSE at THREE FIFTEEN at night, for a FUCKING....DIME...that I literally said "Ughhhh...what....I didn't hear you?". I finally told her if she wanted to come in the back yard and let me bend her over the patio table real quick, Id give her a 40 for ten. Lol....all she said was "Thats fucked up". I laughed at her and shut the window.

And then 15 min later she broke the back window of my car with a frozen orange. Fucking tweekers.

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Lol I don't even feel bad because these kids were faggots and they were still lining up at my tent for more every morning and blowing my phone up.
tsk tsk tsk
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ain't gotz no shard ma man. The last time I handled shard was when I had a girl tap on my window at 3:15 in the morning, "Tank. Yo tank........lemme getta dime". I was in such disbelief that some trick would come TO MY HOUSE at THREE FIFTEEN at night, for a FUCKING....DIME...that I literally said "Ughhhh...what....I didn't hear you?". I finally told her if she wanted to come in the back yard and let me bend her over the patio table real quick, Id give her a 40 for ten. Lol....all she said was "Thats fucked up". I laughed at her and shut the window.

And then 15 min later she broke the back window of my car with a frozen orange. Fucking tweekers.



tsk tsk tsk
I lol'd hard at the frozen orange.
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:20 AM
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Just weighed myself, lost about 8 lbs in less than 48 hours, probably all from sweating. That's the only downside to this pentylone so far, the damn sweating.
does it seem to fuck with, hurt,make you strain your back rediculously too?maybe its cause i just sit with it for days. other than that its probably my all time favourite,
the weight loss is f'in ludacris though

plus no matter how much ,sleep/crash is almost clockwork
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Old 06-13-2012, 12:26 AM
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kiss ass fo yo bitch so you can rich but yo boss gets richer on you
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:15 AM
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Just got the full time shift at the call center. I'll literally be giving speechs on anti abortion and anti gun control laws. This is gonna be so fucked but so bitter sweet for 10 bucks an hour. It's nothing but BARACKA OBAMA WANTS TO GET RID OF YOUR GUNS! and all this evil shit thrown in the face of the niave and elderly in phoenix. The best part is the company takes these donations for the republican party and does nothing but recycle ALL funds back into the company while saying they are simply spreading awareness as their donation.


Oh boy
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Just got the full time shift at the call center. I'll literally be giving speechs on anti abortion and anti gun control laws. This is gonna be so fucked but so bitter sweet for 10 bucks an hour. It's nothing but BARACKA OBAMA WANTS TO GET RID OF YOUR GUNS! and all this evil shit thrown in the face of the niave and elderly in phoenix. The best part is the company takes these donations for the republican party and does nothing but recycle ALL funds back into the company while saying they are simply spreading awareness as their donation.


Oh boy
Sell out.

Congrats on the job though.
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:34 AM
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Sell out.

Congrats on the job though.
lol if this isnt selling out I dont know what is
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In retrospect though this is really just bleeding wallets of all republican donators while the workers of the company and some scumbag ceo reap the benefit.
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:44 AM
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How do ya like me now ham burgalar !?!
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Old 06-13-2012, 01:49 AM
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:10 AM
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Fuck man I am not in control of my emotional nature at all.

And congrats ererr, you've been looking for a job for about 3 years.

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Fuck man I am not in control of my emotional nature at all.

And congrats ererr, you've been looking for a job for about 3 years.
lol one week out of my shit hole town and thats what you get
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Old 06-13-2012, 02:23 AM
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http://6dollarshirts.com/teetime&xid...76bd46e17a983b

^ Six fucking dollars
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Of this one shirt!
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i'd rather have this shirt
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:24 AM
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MIB 3 was full of anticlimax.
was it any good? im going to see it regardless cause MIB is the shit but so far i havent heard a whole lot of positives
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was it any good? im going to see it regardless cause MIB is the shit but so far i havent heard a whole lot of positives
lol at this statement.....its fucking men in black dude. If your not 10 its of course gonna be a mediocre novelty flick.
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:29 AM
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Old 06-13-2012, 04:30 AM
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well yeah but i dont know if people say its shitty for that reason or cause it just really sucks that much ass. if its halfway decent i could enjoy it for nostalgia sake, its not like theyre absolute childrens movies. not like im watching toy story 3 or some gay shit like that
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this is still some of the realest shit ever said on film

Men in Black - People - YouTube

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hennie bekker urban trance

thank the song not me, but uh consequesntly thanking me. por favor toquito taco bell. Boinviage
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guess which motherfucker is going to germany in july?
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guess which motherfucker is going to germany in july?
Dude I've been going there since I was a little kid, you're going to love it. What part are you going to?
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Old 06-13-2012, 05:05 AM
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