Fuck it. I'm becoming a Satanist.

[Ethan]

This thread needs more Satan.

[&Zenith]

This is why I hate this site.

[Ethan]

Fine, I'll bite. There is no such thing as "real" Satanism. The closest you could get is literal Satanism, which is worship of the Christian devil.

I am a Thelemite. A typical Christian might regard me as a Satanist, despite the fact that I worship Egyptian deities with my tongue in my cheek. If Satan exists, I believe it is a crystallization of our collective idea of Satan, a crystallized idea that can effect change and have independent consciousness. If this is true, then God is the same category, and neither are "the origin".

If you want advice or commentary on your decision to become a satanist, I suggest you attend a gnostic mass or ask yourself what you'll be doing as a satanist. What daily activities and rituals do you have in mind?

[&Zenith]

Originally Posted by Ethan

What daily activities and rituals do you have in mind?

Wasting his life by trolling Zoklet with inane bullshit.

[moonturtle]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

What's "real" Satanism?

real satanism is symbolic satanism. do some more research on the occult and satanic teachings and you will see Lavey's interpretation is far from how satanism should be practiced. brickmasonry

[&Zenith]

I have always likened Satanism to be a theistic approach of hedonism.

[Oct]

Just out of curiosity does this mean your exempt from being tortured in hell or whatever is suppose to happen to you? I mean there must be some fucking benefits surely, what do they say/teach. Does this mean you get to ass rape, torture and kill people over and over for all of eternity?

[Ethan]

Originally Posted by Octovia

Does this mean you get to ass rape, torture and kill people over and over for all of eternity?

Yeah, but you have to take turns.

[Blunderstar]

Originally Posted by Ethan

Fine, I'll bite. There is no such thing as "real" Satanism. The closest you could get is literal Satanism, which is worship of the Christian devil.

I am a Thelemite. A typical Christian might regard me as a Satanist, despite the fact that I worship Egyptian deities with my tongue in my cheek. If Satan exists, I believe it is a crystallization of our collective idea of Satan, a crystallized idea that can effect change and have independent consciousness. If this is true, then God is the same category, and neither are "the origin".

If you want advice or commentary on your decision to become a satanist, I suggest you attend a gnostic mass or ask yourself what you'll be doing as a satanist. What daily activities and rituals do you have in mind?

I'll make a post on this soon, for my sake and yours, assuming you're still interested. I'd love to attend a gnostic massic for the sake of it - I'll just have to find one somehow.

[Average Fuckin Joe]

Originally Posted by Blunderstar

And sacrificing virgins.

I do all the time, with my cock.


But seriously...
...I was, but then I felt like the people weren't really understanding anything I was saying, and they talked about a lot of boring shit. So I just stopped associating with other satanists because they persisted on talking about shit I didn't care about.

[sepht]

Originally Posted by Octovia

Just out of curiosity does this mean your exempt from being tortured in hell or whatever is suppose to happen to you? I mean there must be some fucking benefits surely, what do they say/teach. Does this mean you get to ass rape, torture and kill people over and over for all of eternity?

Supposedly we are supposed to become powerful enough to fight in Satan's army. So we will eventually have a place in hell as one of Satan's foot soldiers or generals depending on how powerful you become. When Armageddon comes we will be there to battle the angels. So yes we get to be one of the demons torturing and raping people for all eternity.

Ultimately Satan's goal is for humanity to reach God level in power. Science and technology is paramount to immortality and being able to cultivate your own reality, disregarding the laws of karma, fate, physics, or whatever stands in the way of your goals.

The Matrix Neo Is The One! - YouTube

The Matrix Neo Is The One! - YouTube
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[Figure-8]

The negative, or illusory positive (hint) is never fully complete. Upon reaching a highest level above, one will have to turn back and repeat the same journey in the opposite direction to reach the Godhead.

Or. One will simply pull through.