Best Way To Create Fake weed

[julianf]

OKay, so there are these asshole wanna be bad ass kids that are just jerks and they want weed. So whats the best possible way to make fake weed? Somthing better than oregano, i've heard to combine a lot of green spices and add syrup to make that sticky bud like form but havnt tried. Btw, this is only to get back at these asshole 12yr old kids, i would never sell fake weed to anyone else (unless i wanted to get shot)

[P Da Ghost]

herp derp julian?

<-- shot5times/shane

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

Hemp flowers/buds coated with synthetic cannabinoids. Assuming you can't get hemp flowers, the closest I can suggest in appearance are hops, but despite their similarities they still look pretty different. There aren't many things that look like bud.

You'd have better odds selling dried oregano with syncans, but nobody likes to buy shake.



Dried hops. ^

[The Spanish Inquisition]

I believe OP only wants to make something that looks like it while in a bag, not waste money actual drugs for these types.

[Piles of Crack]

For a quick fix with locally obtained items, get some organic catnip (about $5-$6 for 4 oz at the pet store), 100% pure acetone (make sure it is TRULY pure, a lot of brands which read "pure acetone" on the bottle actually contain a bitterant on top of it to deter inhalant abuse, and although the bitterant is harmless it tastes like shit and will make your blend taste like shit if you use it. Don't use nail polish remover, use hardware store shit like Klean Strip, it's like $15-$20 a gallon at Lowe's.

Get two grams of a potent cannabinoid of your choice, should cost you $40, more like $30 if you bother to look for about five minutes. Dump your 2 grams into a spray bottle and gradually add acetone until you have just enough to fully dissolve your chemical-- for 2 grams this is typically a bit less than 100 ml acetone, though a lot of people seem to use 100 ml and I've heard of some using 200 ml. It dissolves so fucking fast though that the gradual pour method is superior anyways because you can actively see how much more you need and there's no excessive soaking/prolonged drying created by using unneeded heaps of solvent.

Lay out your herbs on parchment paper/wax paper on a cookie tray so that they evenly fill the pan, then gradually spray it down with your chem/acetone spray. After every few layers of spray, toss the herbs around a bit and repeat until solvent is used up. Allow 24 hours to properly dry in well ventilated area. Flavor if desired. At 2 g/oz potency you could sell that for like $120 to idiots, bam quick $60-$70 profit for a few minutes of easy work.

Always smoke a couple hits of each batch to test it, at least I would, hypothetically

[club7]

Jeez, 12 year olds smoke weed now? When do they start with tobacco... 10?

And no offense OP, but you sound in the 14-16 range.

"My friend has these guys"... wow. What does that even mean? He knows them? Hates them? Keeps them as slaves?

Anyway, here's your fake weed recipe. I have to say the final product is actually somewhat impressive looking. It strives to simulate a bud, not just shake in a bag.

http://bit.ly/LCAfiA

But this should only work on someone who has never had real weed. If someone gets fooled by fake weed more than once, they are certifiably idiots. I mean, really... the smell.

[julianf]

Originally Posted by The Spanish Inquisition

I believe OP only wants to make something that looks like it while in a bag, not waste money actual drugs for these types.

exactly!

[ChinaCat]

What the fuck

That's like the crack cocaine version of weed

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

What the fuck

That's like the crack cocaine version of weed

Fuck yeah it is, it's great

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

What the fuck

That's like the crack cocaine version of weed

And why do so many people opt for syncans over weed similar to how many opt for crack instead of pure coke? It's cheaper and remains cheaper until you're so addicted you're going through 5g of pure am-2201 powder per day and the thought of running out is worse than death.

[ChinaCat]

Do alot of those rc's have physical withdrawal?

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

Do alot of those rc's have physical withdrawal?

AM-2201 doesn't. You won't get physically sick when you run out like opiate withdrawal, you'll just be a combination of near-suicidally depressed and PISSED THE FUCK OFF at anyone or anything who DARES to come near you.

Basically, think of how you'd feel if you smoked weed all day every day for months, then suddenly stopped for a week. Now multiply that by 100.

[ChinaCat]

Damn they need to just fucking make the stuff legal


The real thing I mean

[Your Grace]

OP I would crucify you if you resided within my kingdom.

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by Your Grace

OP I would crucify you if you resided within my kingdom.

Nah, only people who fall for that shit are 14 year olds and younger. Now trying to pass off RCs as meth/MDMA, that'll get you fucked up.

[HampTheToker]

Originally Posted by Your Grace

OP I would crucify you if you resided within my kingdom.

Get the fuck out, mud farmer.

[moonturtle]

mix tobacco with tea leaves and coat with green paint. or maybe spraypaint

[iTweaker]

unless it doesnt smell like weed I dont think it would work

[trolly]

some scientists in israeli have discovered how

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...sers-high.html

[julianf]

Originally Posted by trolly

some scientists in israeli have discovered how

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencete...sers-high.html

thats pretty cool! If only i could find a cheap way to do that!

[p6867]

buy real weed, extract cannabinoids with ethanol or butane, sell them the worthless plant matter.

[hampton]

Got a fresh Will Smith quote?

[orly-owl]

My friend once sold some sliced lettuce. Sold like crazy Best part, when the police came, they couldn't do anything because there's nothing illegal in selling vegetables.

True story, hit the newspapers.

[jackiesbaby]

Originally Posted by orly-owl

My friend once sold some sliced lettuce. Sold like crazy Best part, when the police came, they couldn't do anything because there's nothing illegal in selling vegetables.

True story, hit the newspapers.

These people must have never seen or smelled weed in their life and also never ate a salad.

[Ph0x]

Actually if you represent something as an illegal drug you can be charges as if it was.

[mafiabro]

Didn't read all the thread, but either vape the weed and sell them the leftovers, or buy shwag and sell it to them for 20/g

[julianf]

Originally Posted by mafiabro

Didn't read all the thread, but either vape the weed and sell them the leftovers, or buy shwag and sell it to them for 20/g

the vape method dosent sound that bad, actually

[euphoria]

chew bubblegum for half hour.
roll in oregano.
weed.

[iTweaker]

Originally Posted by julianf

the vape method dosent sound that bad, actually

the vape method is prob your best bet throw some grean leaves and mix it up. tell them to smoke it theyll get high for sure , I did this alot 2 years ago in my town I used to pass by this highschool park where kids hanged out at 12h and i would sell the freshman vaped weed haha was so hilarious when one of the older kids laughed at the shet that I sold this kid , the kid was like I got the sourdiesel look at all that yellow crystal (it was the brown vaped weed stuff he thought itwas sourdiesel and that hose were yellow crystals all over the place ) but this was back in the day when internet wasnt so popular like today i mean like 2004-2005 when fkin kids were stupid as fck cause they never used google

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by orly-owl

My friend once sold some sliced lettuce. Sold like crazy Best part, when the police came, they couldn't do anything because there's nothing illegal in selling vegetables.

True story, hit the newspapers.

Selling drugs to special ed kids, nice.

[jram]

Catnip works as I sold it to someone back in the day

[handbanana]

Buy weed and vape it, throw it in the bag, roll it up real tight, take the money, and leave quickly.

But uh, if they're really 12 like you say, just do the fucking oregano lolol.

[Dangerous Pirate]

Not sure if my account is working, but I would like to recommend grass shavings. Works like a charm to scam people as if you were selling fake marijuana.

***-Dangerous Pirate-***

[orly-owl]

Originally Posted by CarbonBV2

Selling drugs to special ed kids, nice.

Adult tourists, actually. Every day business here. Those people are so easy to trick as most of them have no idea what they are buying or smoking.

[STEROS]

salvia... tell 'em it's shake.

once they smoke it, they'll be in for a big surprise.

[club]

Originally Posted by STEROS

salvia... tell 'em it's shake.

once they smoke it, they'll be in for a big surprise.

Yeah there's a great idea.
The idea is to sell someone a valueless item for the cost of valuable item, not sell something even more valuable than what they are asking for.

If that's your logic, can I borrow a 20 dollar bill? But just give me a 50 so you can really screw me and not give what I asked for.

[julianf]

Originally Posted by club

Yeah there's a great idea.
The idea is to sell someone a valueless item for the cost of valuable item, not sell something even more valuable than what they are asking for.

If that's your logic, can I borrow a 20 dollar bill? But just give me a 50 so you can really screw me and not give what I asked for.

lol exactly!

[Jojoman]

Well you buy about an ounce, load it into your hash oil tube, make hash oil, and sell the leftover hay

[MISTERPINK317]

if your in a midwest great lake state get Ditchweed in the spring. It is actually wild growing hemp... THC is so low you could smoke it all day and probably not get a buzz it's all over the nothern great lakes and midwest region.

[jram]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

For a quick fix with locally obtained items, get some organic catnip (about $5-$6 for 4 oz at the pet store), 100% pure acetone (make sure it is TRULY pure, a lot of brands which read "pure acetone" on the bottle actually contain a bitterant on top of it to deter inhalant abuse, and although the bitterant is harmless it tastes like shit and will make your blend taste like shit if you use it. Don't use nail polish remover, use hardware store shit like Klean Strip, it's like $15-$20 a gallon at Lowe's.

Get two grams of a potent cannabinoid of your choice, should cost you $40, more like $30 if you bother to look for about five minutes. Dump your 2 grams into a spray bottle and gradually add acetone until you have just enough to fully dissolve your chemical-- for 2 grams this is typically a bit less than 100 ml acetone, though a lot of people seem to use 100 ml and I've heard of some using 200 ml. It dissolves so fucking fast though that the gradual pour method is superior anyways because you can actively see how much more you need and there's no excessive soaking/prolonged drying created by using unneeded heaps of solvent.

Lay out your herbs on parchment paper/wax paper on a cookie tray so that they evenly fill the pan, then gradually spray it down with your chem/acetone spray. After every few layers of spray, toss the herbs around a bit and repeat until solvent is used up. Allow 24 hours to properly dry in well ventilated area. Flavor if desired. At 2 g/oz potency you could sell that for like $120 to idiots, bam quick $60-$70 profit for a few minutes of easy work.

Always smoke a couple hits of each batch to test it, at least I would, hypothetically

Mans right with catnip.