Judging pussy

[Lollygagger]

We all know that guys are constantly judged by the size or shape of their cocks, and whether or not they got cut. It's not just dudes ripping on other guys, even though most chicks will say it doesn't matter, it probably does.

Anyways who judges a woman by her pussy (as a reoccurring sexual partner)? Do you prefer innies to outties? Tightness to looseness? Shaved or hairy? Big clitty to small clitty? Smell? What deciding factor would turn you away as not worthy to be with?

Also do the women with certain pussy characteristics feel inferior or judged? Do they worry about a new partner seeing their big old meat flaps?

I think for the most part chicks get a greenlight just for the fact they have this magically hole that any virgin is grateful to pound. The pussy is put on a pedestal when clearly some are more attractive than others.

[The Pat-Man]

i really do not care as long as its not like the fucking congo down there. or if i can smell it like 4 feet away.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

Between innie and outie.
Shaved or a little prickly. No more than that.
No fishy smell is optimal. I don't mind the typical musky scent, but that fishy smell is baaad.
I don't mind the size of the clit, but it should at least be big enough to find!

[CitizenUzi]

Stank is a deal breaker. I've literally stopped in the middle of taking my pants off before. Lots of hair is gross too, although some stubble or a neat patch is ok.

Last chick I dated had the most non-offensive pussy ever. Seriously. I've never encountered something more bland (in a good way!). And she was a squirter, tough case though it took me a while to trip the switch.

[adhesive tape]

Originally Posted by Mutant Funk Drink

Shaved or a little prickly. No more than that.
No fishy smell is optimal. I don't mind the typical musky scent, but that fishy smell is baaad.

I'm with this nigga.

Small labia, either bald or slightly prickly, slight womanly musk is okay, in fact it turns me on quite a bit but if she smells like fish or any other sort of generic stank she either bad hygiene or some sort of infection, either way I'll fucking pass.

Clit size isn't something I really think of but there is a bell curve where a a small clit becomes a big clit, which become a small dick which becomes a big dick. Fuck that. Normal size clit.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

i won't have more than a fleeting thought of "what an ugly pussy" even if it is bad because you don't stare at the pussy when you're inside of it and you gotta be that you have some bitch giving you her insides and be all like "Mmmh." and enjoy nigga.

[ThaTermeneter]

this thread gave me an erection

[reggie_love]

Ugh, this is one thing I cannot stand about the women I know.

I'd never be having some brews with my bros and, upon one of them mentioning they hooked up with some girl, be like "so what was her vadge like? Was it big? I hate it when a lady is too small down there to satisfy me." But I've totally heard the female equivalent of that when I hear my female friends gossiping loudly about their sexual encounters. It's like they think they're the girls from Sex and the City or some shit. Really it's just kinda gross and disrespectful.

I gotta get off the internet, I'm getting increasingly misogynistic just being here.

[STEROS]

omg... the most disgusting pussy i ever had smelled like battery acid.

[southernsun]

The worst stink hole I've ever been near smelt like dog food, dry piss, sweat and was as hairy as an armpit.

[Michael Scott]

If she has the Arby's effect going on down there, i slowly start losing wood. It just looks gross to me.

[Malice]

This is what a vagina should look like:

[komokazi]

Originally Posted by Malice

This is what a vagina should look like:

Nigga needs an instruction manual.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by CitizenUzi

And she was a squirter, tough case though it took me a while to trip the switch.

Any techniques in particular that you use?

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by reggie_love

It's like they think they're the girls from Sex and the City or some shit

They do. Most people try to imitate what they see on TV.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by komokazi

Nigga needs an instruction manual.

I keep a printout by my bed just in case.

[jheit8]

Originally Posted by Malice

This is what a vagina should look like:

Actually no.
Vaginas look like this:

[Michael Scott]

Originally Posted by jheit8

Actually no.
Vaginas look like this:

inb4 pussy joke

[CitizenUzi]

@ Jeff, she was a tough case in part because she couldn't tolerate clitoral stimulation (hypersensitive). Also she had some mental hangups and was never really comfortable around me. Since the clit was out, I basically just did a come hither/fingering thing (I had to aim way left of center to get her off). She also liked to get slapped around but that's not my thing.

Mmmmm..... I've never busted nuts daily on suboxone until then.

Me and my buddy were talking about a screw we had in common, this bitch had the rankest, hairiest, most unabashedly awful pussy ever. Shit looked like she was giving birth to a baby with a full jew-fro. I got some dome and left forever, but he went out with her... on his b-day he got cocked and told her to shave it AND told her it would smell less. She shaved it, heh.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by CitizenUzi

@ Jeff, she was a tough case in part because she couldn't tolerate clitoral stimulation (hypersensitive). Also she had some mental hangups and was never really comfortable around me. Since the clit was out, I basically just did a come hither/fingering thing (I had to aim way left of center to get her off). She also liked to get slapped around but that's not my thing.

Interesting, as according to the girl I'm with I don't quite hit it with my fingers but I do with my cock.

Also, according to her she gets right on the edge but is afraid she is going to pee and can't let go. Ever had that problem?

[CitizenUzi]

^That's definitely not unheard of. It would fall under the 'mental hangups' category. I dunno what this particular chick's problem was, exactly... but it may just as well have been that. She only really enjoyed herself when drinking, it was night and day as far as her hangups and inhibitions went. She was also a headcase with paternal abandonment issues.

I had the opposite problem with her. I would beat that shit out for like an hour and she got nothing out of it, so I'd have to fiddle around with her after getting a nut.

[Mutant Funk Drink]

The worst pussy I've ever dealt with not only smelled like a fish hatchery, but it had little fragments of piss soaked toilet paper in the labia. I swear to god, I nearly puked.

Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with most girls and their hygiene? I wash my dick with soap and body wash, plus I always trim the hair if not shave it. My experience really was the definition of "I shaved my balls for this?"

[moron]

Originally Posted by Lollygagger

big old meat flaps?

been there, not a fan

Originally Posted by reggie_love

Ugh, this is one thing I cannot stand about the women I know.

I'd never be having some brews with my bros and, upon one of them mentioning they hooked up with some girl, be like "so what was her vadge like? Was it big? I hate it when a lady is too small down there to satisfy me." But I've totally heard the female equivalent of that when I hear my female friends gossiping loudly about their sexual encounters. It's like they think they're the girls from Sex and the City or some shit. Really it's just kinda gross and disrespectful.

I gotta get off the internet, I'm getting increasingly misogynistic just being here.

Meh why should men and women be equal in that respect? Who gives a shit if they gossip about sex? And men DO talk about sex, just not in the same way.

Maybe women don't like the way we talk.

tldr: bitches are silly

[broseph]

tight and neat, and i like it bald or hairy.

[JC Denton]

I like mine tight and hairier than the German black forest.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

I like any vagina I can rent for a nominal fee.

[moron]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

I like any vagina I can rent for a nominal fee.

yes, "standards"

[unstableasatable]

guys get stigma about penis size, why dont girls get so much stigma about tightness/looseness

[BitterConflict]

Asian pussy is the best pussy. It's hairy and tight.

[JeffreyH]

Originally Posted by unstableasatable

guys get stigma about penis size, why dont girls get so much stigma about tightness/looseness

Who says they don't? Girls are insecure about absolutely everything.

[YoureATowel]

bald, tight, and fucking dripping wet.

[moron]

Originally Posted by JeffreyH

Girls are insecure about absolutely everything.

-( sounds stressful! )

[Zombie Food]

-Smell
-Taste
-Hair/grooming

Other than that, as long as its not rediculous, its fine. Not too picky


And apparently, small fat dicks are the most pleasurable to a girl. Not length.