This thread was based on your odd hatred towards fast food.
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Originally Posted by Unwyred
Fuck KFC, I'm boycotting them... Took 15 minutes to take my order one day and after I paid, it took them 43 minutes to get me my food. There were 9 people working, no one in the drive-thru and only 2 customers ahead of me.
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Originally Posted by Unwyred
You know what pisses me off beyond all fucking belief? People in the fast food industry that are complete fucking dumbasses when it comes to taking your order. These fast food fuckups make me want to pull a James Oliver Huberty all over their shitty little restaurants.
A few weeks ago after I got off work I went to McDonald's. I wanted a fucking Egg McMuffin combo meal. I hate McDonald's for the most part, but I fucking love their McMuffins. I order as follows: "Yea, I'd like a number 1, Egg McMuffin combo meal with a medium orange juice to drink." She asks me if I want hot sauce. WTF? "Um.... no.... Don't think I'd need hot sauce for an Egg McMuffin." She says she'll have my total at the window.
I pull up and pay and drive up to get my order. The guy at the second window asks me if I'd like hotsauce. No dude... As I'm driving off I notice that the smell coming from the bag doesn't resemble that of an Egg McMuffin... It smells like roasted bell peppers. Son of a mother fucking bitch. I check my bag and find two breakfast burritos. Fuck you.
I pulled a U-y on the highway and parked my car and went inside to bitch. Long story short, the woman that took my order starts mouthing off saying I ordered a number 11 and that's what my receipt says. Fuck you bitch. I said the words Egg McMuffin twice to you and ordered a number 1. Stupid cunt gets in my face about it and I nearly tase her ass. Fuck you you stupid twat motherfucker. I know what I fucking ordered and even if I didn't I'm the fucking customer and I'm always fucking right.
I watched them make a replacement order, closely, too, so as to see if one of them would fuck it up and went on my merry way.
Now, tonight I rolled into Wendy's before I went to work. They must have the same fucking people working there as they do at McDonald's because I ordered their new Triple Baconator, even joked about how much cholesterol I'd get from all that bacon and cheese and asked the guy if I had to sign a waiver or get heart attack insurance because of the amount of BACON.
Motherfuckers gave me a classic triple. No bacon. No glorious piggy strips for me. I didn't even find out until I got here to work. So I called the fuckholes up and explained that I was at work and couldn't come back for it. Supposedly, I'm to come back tomorrow and get my Triple Bacon Death sandwhich tomorrow but so help me god if they fuck me again on this I am burning every fucking fast food joint in a 6 mile radius to the ground.
Calm down, bro. Don't go in wearing your uniform and they won't fuck you off.
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" I ordered their new Triple Baconator, even joked about how much cholesterol I'd get from all that bacon and cheese and asked the guy if I had to sign a waiver or get heart attack insurance because of the amount of BACON."
they probably didn't put bacon on it because of that lame joke
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Yea, both of those posts were from before I had a uniform and a badge Blunderbutt...
You certainly seem quite obsessed with me lately.
You know what? You're a fucking dumbass. I remember all the times you used to message me on msn boo-hooing because you hated your life and continually blathered on about how worthless you felt and that your life would never amount to anything. You know what? You were right. You were a piece of shit back then and you're a piece of shit now. I just felt sorry for your ass back then.
The shit that is going on with me being obsessed with you right now isn't any of your fucking business. For one, 90% of what you're spewing here isn't actually what is occurring so all you are doing is coming off as an ignorant moron. And for anyone to take fast food advice from you? HA! You're pathetic Unwyred; that's why you were banned from KFC and many other fast food restuarants for so long. Fuck off, shitstain.
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Is the video Blunderstar posted the one from Super Troopers where Favara orders from the fast food restaurant?
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Unwyred orders some fast food.
Re: Unwyred orders some fast food.
