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Old 06-17-2012, 08:26 AM
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Default Getting Better Meals In Prison/Jail Through Religions/Medical Conditions?

For example, what if you told them you had problems with insulin levels and needed a low carb diet? Would you need a doctor to confirm that?

For anyone experienced with prisons/jails, what kind of food would you likely get if they thought you needed a low carb diet? Might they be aware that this is a scam? How common might it be?
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Old 06-17-2012, 08:39 AM
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read something just today about inmates demanding kosher meals as it costs the system 4x as much, just to fuck with the man.

is that the sort of thing your talking about?
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Old 06-17-2012, 11:28 AM
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Similar, but not to fuck with them, just because you care about your health, or maybe you just prefer the taste.
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There is an entire program setup for Jews & Muslims in state prison where they can eat the food their religion calls for. The only way you're going to get it, is if you claim a particular religion and act the part. That means going to each and every worship events, actually performing the worship, etc.

You just don't tell your counselor and it's all good.
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Old 06-18-2012, 06:34 AM
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How long are you in for?
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Default Re: Getting Better Meals In Prison/Jail Through Religions/Medical Conditions?

If you're enough of a cunt to end up in jail, just deal with the shit food you asshole. People shouldn't have to pay extra taxes for you to eat what you want to eat after you fucked them over indirectly by being a menace to society.
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There is an entire program setup for Jews & Muslims in state prison where they can eat the food their religion calls for. The only way you're going to get it, is if you claim a particular religion and act the part. That means going to each and every worship events, actually performing the worship, etc.

You just don't tell your counselor and it's all good.
not according to this article maybe not the best source but i didn't look very hard.

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Jews, according to one estimate, make up just one-sixth — or about 4,000 — of the 24,000 inmates who eat kosher food in American prisons. And since kosher food can cost more than twice as much as regular fare, it’s costing taxpayers millions to feed all those who want to avoid treyf.
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Default Re: Getting Better Meals In Prison/Jail Through Religions/Medical Conditions?

Most prisons in the U.S. are private anyway
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Old 06-18-2012, 07:39 AM
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Most prisons in the U.S. are private anyway
No...they aren't. Most are run by the state/federal department of corrections.
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No...they aren't. Most are run by the state/federal department of corrections.
I don't know what's up with him but all he does is post nonsense.
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I don't know what's up with him but all he does is post nonsense.
your right dude his post doesnt make any fucking sense like i dont know why ive been watching the news and it says how my tax dollars get wasted in jail on overpopulation and on inmates. I forgot completely that private prisons used tax dollars. Your an idiot...
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I don't know what's up with him but all he does is post nonsense.
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I lied and said I was alergic to diary and I got better food.
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