i learned the awkward way back in high school that proper chicks don't dig a bush brushing up against their face when gobbling deep on y0 stick with the possibility of some weenie hairs sticking on to their lipz.
Shits always funny to see the face of a girl swallowing the kielbasa and looking down and seeing her pull out your hairs or have them stuck to her face. Usually I can't hold it in and just start busting out laughing and tell her I'll shave next time.
...and I don't
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back in 10th grade i convinced this pretty girl to suck my dick but when my schlong entered her mouth i noticed by her facial expression she wasn't enjoying my pubes brushing against her nose/eyes and kept trying to move the hair to the side.
also, when my out of town friends bring their girlfriend's friends over to get fucked by 'mwa, i -- you know -- i want my ding-dong to look as neat as possible... hot chicks appreciate a groomed crotch... and i'm a woman lover.