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Default Re: Kristen Stewart topless and giving 2 guys handjobs!

Ah, making up for lack of talent with her breasts, I see? Took her long enough.
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Wow! Its a handjob.... but double
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:40 PM
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She has no emotion, she is probably the next courtney love
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Old 06-21-2012, 10:41 PM
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disappointing, she still looks like a dude.

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Great shoot, now everyone can see how muvh a bitch Kristen Stewart is in real life. Not only in movies for kids.
you realise this is a clip from a movie, right? it's not her captured on candid camera
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disappointing, she still looks like a dude.



you realise this is a clip from a movie, right? it's not her captured on candid camera
I knew her in real life trough other people when she was 18, and she is exactly like in this movie.
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I knew her in real life trough other people when she was 18, and she is exactly like in this movie.
I don't care. why did you say now everyone can see what she's like in real life? no we can't, since this is a movie.
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I don't care. why did you say now everyone can see what she's like in real life? no we can't, since this is a movie.
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no, I'm not. please explain how we see what she is like in real life, from a movie clip
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no, I'm not. please explain how we see what she is like in real life, from a movie clip
Because she is exactly as you see in this movie clip.

She is acting, but she is exactly the same in real life.

When I see her acting in movies for kids I always laugh.
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Because she is exactly as you see in this movie clip.

She is acting, but she is exactly the same in real life.

When I see her acting in movies for kids I always laugh.


okay, so how do WE know that? not all of us "know her through people" and you could be lying for all we know, you obviously have a biased view of her. she's probably a lovely person
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okay, so how do WE know that? not all of us "know her through people" and you could be lying for all we know, you obviously have a biased view of her. she's probably a lovely person
I don't give a fuck if you believ me or not asshole.

I am not your fucking priest to believe me.

I was warning you that she is a bitch and can even kill you in cold blood.

When a guy is warning you about some female being a bitch you always think.

You must be fucking gay, or other kind of fucking weird nerdish mental retard.
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Old 06-21-2012, 11:18 PM
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she's got the type of tits i wanna take in my hands and suck.
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I don't give a fuck if you believ me or not asshole.

I am not your fucking priest to believe me.

I was warning you that she is a bitch and can even kill you in cold blood.

When a guy is warning you about some female being a bitch you always think.

You must be fucking gay, or other kind of fucking weird nerdish mental retard.




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What the hell are you even talking about?
rofl, this. also, I'm a girl you fucking spazzo
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rofl, this. also, I'm a girl you fucking spazzo
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The sarcasm was strong with that post^
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Would not bang. Cone tits kill the boner.
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She is mostly topless in that movie.


Plus, this bitch isn't that good either, Average looking and anonying.
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Actresses show their tits and even snatch all the time. Simulated handjobs on a low-res clip from a mainstream movie isn't very exciting.
actually most of them use prosthetics. They put stick-on nipples over their own nipples and a stick on pubic patch over their own


which is fucking silly. why put on fake nipples that look almost exactly the same as their real nipples underneath?
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Why the fuck is kristen stewart in "on the road"??? This shit pisses me off, what a terrible adaptation of an awesome novel. The only thing that sounds cool about it is viggo mortensen as burroughs.
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It really wasn't that great of a clip tbh.

Actresses show their tits and even snatch all the time. Simulated handjobs on a low-res clip from a mainstream movie isn't very exciting.

Were this an actual "leaked" home movie of her being spitroasted by the Twi-derp cast or something... maybe a few more thanks would be given.
Yes, but this is zoklet. I'm sure some of these trolls are twi-hards.
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