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I'm sad that soon if not in the next 36 hours or so I'm probably going to have to live in a world where Lebron James has a ring
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Dear Cleveland, All Of Northeast Ohio and Cleveland Cavaliers Supporters Wherever You May Be Tonight;
As you now know, our former hero, who grew up in the very region that he deserted this evening, is no longer a Cleveland Cavalier.
This was announced with a several day, narcissistic, self-promotional build-up culminating with a national TV special of his “decision” unlike anything ever “witnessed” in the history of sports and probably the history of entertainment.
Clearly, this is bitterly disappointing to all of us.
The good news is that the ownership team and the rest of the hard-working, loyal, and driven staff over here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.
There is so much more to tell you about the events of the recent past and our more than exciting future. Over the next several days and weeks, we will be communicating much of that to you.
You simply don’t deserve this kind of cowardly betrayal.
You have given so much and deserve so much more.
In the meantime, I want to make one statement to you tonight:
“I PERSONALLY GUARANTEE THAT THE CLEVELAND CAVALIERS WILL WIN AN NBA CHAMPIONSHIP BEFORE THE SELF-TITLED FORMER ‘KING’ WINS ONE”
You can take it to the bank.
If you thought we were motivated before tonight to bring the hardware to Cleveland, I can tell you that this shameful display of selfishness and betrayal by one of our very own has shifted our “motivation” to previously unknown and previously never experienced levels.
Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works.
This shocking act of disloyalty from our home grown “chosen one” sends the exact opposite lesson of what we would want our children to learn. And “who” we would want them to grow-up to become.
But the good news is that this heartless and callous action can only serve as the antidote to the so-called “curse” on Cleveland, Ohio.
The self-declared former “King” will be taking the “curse” with him down south. And until he does “right” by Cleveland and Ohio, James (and the town where he plays) will unfortunately own this dreaded spell and bad karma.
Just watch.
Sleep well, Cleveland.
Tomorrow is a new and much brighter day….
I PROMISE you that our energy, focus, capital, knowledge and experience will be directed at one thing and one thing only:
DELIVERING YOU the championship you have long deserved and is long overdue….
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Old 06-20-2012, 04:48 PM
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What will the haters come up with next?

Stay tuned for the off season. We all know he can't win TWO rings at once. God he's bad!

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I don't hate on him because I'm jealous or think he isn't good I hate on him because he is a shitty person. I mean realistically hes the best player in NBA but that doesn't mean I wish good on him.

He left him home state to play with a team that already a title threat without him. That alone isn't even that bad I guess but he is cocky every second of it and calls himself king. He plays the game in the pussiest way possible despite being the best flopping, crying to the refs about calls ect.

I mean I don't understand how you could be a fan of his except for on pure basketball talent which obviously he has.
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I don't hate on him because I'm jealous or think he isn't good I hate on him because he is a shitty person. I mean realistically hes the best player in NBA but that doesn't mean I wish good on him.

He left him home state to play with a team that already a title threat without him. That alone isn't even that bad I guess but he is cocky every second of it and calls himself king. He plays the game in the pussiest way possible despite being the best flopping, crying to the refs about calls ect.

I mean I don't understand how you could be a fan of his except for on pure basketball talent which obviously he has.
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Old 06-20-2012, 05:14 PM
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I don't hate on him because I'm jealous or think he isn't good I hate on him because he is a shitty person. I mean realistically hes the best player in NBA but that doesn't mean I wish good on him.

He left him home state to play with a team that already a title threat without him. That alone isn't even that bad I guess but he is cocky every second of it and calls himself king. He plays the game in the pussiest way possible despite being the best flopping, crying to the refs about calls ect.

I mean I don't understand how you could be a fan of his except for on pure basketball talent which obviously he has.
He's not really that big a flopper compared to Harden and the likes, and they all bitch about shit to the refs.

Sure his egos through the roof, but proportionately from skill to ego it's probably about on par with anyone else in the league. They're all fuckin retarded, he's just better at getting the ball in the hoop than anyone else.

That's why I enjoy watching him play.
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Old 06-20-2012, 05:25 PM
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He'll never be an all time great even if he wins a ring or two because he went through his whole career like a bitch. running to a team that was already a championship team? really?
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I don't hate on him because I'm jealous or think he isn't good I hate on him because he is a shitty person. I mean realistically hes the best player in NBA but that doesn't mean I wish good on him.

He left him home state to play with a team that already a title threat without him. That alone isn't even that bad I guess but he is cocky every second of it and calls himself king. He plays the game in the pussiest way possible despite being the best flopping, crying to the refs about calls ect.

I mean I don't understand how you could be a fan of his except for on pure basketball talent which obviously he has.
That's all it comes down to for me, I'm from Cleveland so naturally I can't sit around in any kind of company to watch a Heat game without everyone yelling at the TV telling LeBron to fuck off like a bunch of idiots, I don't watch a basketball game because I'm impressed by the quality of their characters, I watch a basketball game to see them play basketball.
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He'll never be an all time great even if he wins a ring or two because he went through his whole career like a bitch. running to a team that was already a championship team? really?
Lol...

refer to 2007-2008 Boston Celtics
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That's all it comes down to for me, I'm from Cleveland so naturally I can't sit around in any kind of company to watch a Heat game without everyone yelling at the TV telling LeBron to fuck off like a bunch of idiots, I don't watch a basketball game because I'm impressed by the quality of their characters, I watch a basketball game to see them play basketball.
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:19 PM
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The heat were losing in the first round of the playoffs every year before they got Lebron. Sure, they won a chip a few years back, but that was a different team.

Do you honestly think they'd be winning these games against OKC without him?

The King has come, baby.
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Old 06-21-2012, 05:32 PM
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LeBron has been the chosen one since he was 16 years old he is the goat
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Old 06-21-2012, 06:23 PM
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LeBron has been the chosen one since he was 16 years old he is the goat
He's not even the greatest of this generation... even if he wins this one, he has five times less rings that Kobe
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He's not even the greatest of this generation... even if he wins this one, he has five times less rings that Kobe
>impulying LeBron isn't goat
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He's not even the greatest of this generation... even if he wins this one, he has five times less rings that Kobe
Bare in mind, Kobe's like 8 years older than him and rode Shaq to his first 3 while he was young.
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Bare in mind, Kobe's like 8 years older than him and rode Shaq to his first 3 while he was young.
kobe + shaq

lebron + wade

argument invalid

though you're right about the age thing, if lebron does win like 4 more titles after this one, then he belongs in the conversation. that's a lot easier said than done.
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MJ didn't win his first one until he was lebrons age just sayin'
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Old 06-21-2012, 07:44 PM
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rip in peace Brian Favre 1932-2003

>implying brian favre is more intersting than saying lebron isn't goat
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MJ didn't win his first one until he was lebrons age just sayin'
Mj joined the league at a much later age(went to college). Anyways, I won't care much if Lebron wins to be honest I mean it will suck kind of not like its going to effect my day or anything. I'd rather not root for some cocky ape from some random city I'm not from or anything but I guess that's what sports are these days.
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he is not a cocky ape he reads books and is quite intelligent.
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he is not a cocky ape he reads books and is quite intelligent.


he drinks the yellow gatorade a sign of a good hearted person
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kobe + shaq

lebron + wade

argument invalid

though you're right about the age thing, if lebron does win like 4 more titles after this one, then he belongs in the conversation. that's a lot easier said than done.
If they could trade wade for Dwight Howard that team would never lose a game.

Argument valid.

Kobe couldn't win one with 4 hall of famers on the court as shaq was slowing down. Lebron's young, there's a decent chance he tops Kobe, and very little chance that Kobe gets another imo.
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If they could trade wade for Dwight Howard that team would never lose a game.

Argument valid.

Kobe couldn't win one with 4 hall of famers on the court as shaq was slowing down. Lebron's young, there's a decent chance he tops Kobe, and very little chance that Kobe gets another imo.
Kobe will win another 2 or 3 when he joins Dwight and Derron in Dallass
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Kobe couldn't win one with 4 hall of famers on the court as shaq was slowing down. Lebron's young, there's a decent chance he tops Kobe, and very little chance that Kobe gets another imo.

That's stupid, Kobe won 2 without Shaq. How many has Lebron won without Wade?
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That's stupid, Kobe won 2 without Shaq. How many has Lebron won without Wade?
with d fish pau and bynum ALL IN THEIR PRIME (BYNUM STILL GOOD BUT HE WAS REALLY GOOD THEN) and a surprisingly well playing retard boy artest in 10

where lebron had SHANNON BROWN...DANIEL GIBSON...GOODEN...THAT FOREIGN BIG TURD...AND BENCH PLAYERS LIKE ERIC SNOW

if i had to bet my life on one player who'd brick a 20 ft shot it'd be eric snow

but the lakers also played against a sluggy celtics that year and a young magic for the 2 rings without diesel

lebron had shit around him and got swept by the team of the year in the spurs that year so shut up and stop spewing shit from your mouth

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if i had to bet my life on one player who'd brick a 20 ft shot it'd be eric snow
Russel Westbrook would be offended.
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He'll never be an all time great even if he wins a ring or two because he went through his whole career like a bitch. running to a team that was already a championship team? really?
Like no great player has ever done that.
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