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Cool Rational Deduction about the Biblical Jeezus

Wasn't real lol
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Default Re: Rational Deduction about the Biblical Jeezus

Wahoo--another troll thread.

No serious scholar--which leaves OP out--argues against the actual existence of a historical Jesus.

Some of the quotes attributed to him in KJV are questionable, however, especially the cast the first stone thing.
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Default Re: Rational Deduction about the Biblical Jeezus

Wasn't pretty much the whole bible just bullshit written by some random dudes? That's what it seems like. Not like Jesus actually wrote that shit.
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^I'd hesitate to call it bullshit, but much of the OT was only marginally relevant in the context of a primitive tribal culture, and totally irrelevant now. Like who worries about the proper conditions under which one may murder a slave--or sell your own daughter into slavery? (This is covered in Exodus.)
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Default Re: Rational Deduction about the Biblical Jeezus

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Wasn't real lol
You're an idiot. You completely missed the point of the conspiracy. The fact that Jesus was real or not is irrelevant today. The point is that the story about his existence is so perverted that it is obvious that someone changed a lot of particualrs in order to hide the truth about who he was supposed to be in real life.

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^I'd hesitate to call it bullshit, but much of the OT was only marginally relevant in the context of a primitive tribal culture, and totally irrelevant now. Like who worries about the proper conditions under which one may murder a slave--or sell your own daughter into slavery? (This is covered in Exodus.)
You are still unaware that the whole Bible was written entirely by the jews and only about the jewsih people. White people didn't had prostitution, nor were mentally capable to sell their own children into slavery. Try to think more before posting such bullshit.
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Wahoo--another troll thread.

No serious scholar--which leaves OP out--argues against the actual existence of a historical Jesus.
Are you a srs scholar, Arms? Don't you use crystals for magic?


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Some of the quotes attributed to him in KJV are questionable, however, especially the cast the first stone thing.
What about the gnostic texts where Jesus turns people to stone and is all

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Yes, of course, it makes perfect sense.

On an unrelated note; want some bath salts?
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Wasn't pretty much the whole bible just bullshit written by some random dudes? That's what it seems like. Not like Jesus actually wrote that shit.
The fact that people can refer to a book speaking of positive messages as bull excrement proves right there is a devil, his hand is on you my friend, ask him to unhand you.
I'm going to pray for you.
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Are you a srs scholar, Arms? Don't you use crystals for magic?


One doesn't have to be an astronaut to learn about space.
Your going out of your way to bother those who haven't even bothered you.
Devil's putting in work today, fellas.
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One doesn't have to be an astronaut to learn about space.
Well, duh? Thanks for that nugget of wisdom.

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Default Re: Rational Deduction about the Biblical Jeezus

I have OP on ignore, but Jesus as a historical figure did very much exist. How much truth the Bible contains in an autobiographical sense is another thing. The devil, as they say, is in the details.
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The fact that people can refer to a book speaking of positive messages as bull excrement proves right there is a devil, his hand is on you my friend, ask him to unhand you.
I'm going to pray for you.
Lol. The Devil ix imaginary. You want evil? Study the true nature of man.
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