ITT: what's wrong with brosef's watch

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by broseph

tell me what's wrong with my watch.



has solar panels under the face so it'll run battery-free forever, has a comfortable strap, a classic design and is very well made. it will last a lifetime.

i prefer the "does what it says on the tin" watches from all this bluetooth and chronograph bullshit. clear clock face, calender, waterproof...all you need.

its brosef's watch

[ThaTermeneter]

theres no semen under the lens

[LSA King]

The problem with brosef's watch is that it's Copyrighted by Lestewatches

[Morb]

It's way off. It says the time is 7:22, but it's 10:51 right now. Even the date is wrong.

[broseph]

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with it? You want a fight about it do you buddy??

Fucking come at me then

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by broseph

Yeah, what the fuck is wrong with it? You want a fight about it do you buddy??

Fucking come at me then

I would, but your gay watch has dazzled and disoriented me.

[constantinople]

probably the most "standard" looking watch ive ever seen

[broseph]

that's the idea. did you really think i'm the type of guy who prances around in a gold rolex?

nah, mate i'm all about understatement IRL. classic, tried and tested things that are well-made...that's my bag.

i'll pay over the odds for clothing, but it's never for the show off or brand factor - it's all about the cut and the way it hangs. it's better to look effortless than to appear like you're trying harder than i think you should. i'll look better in my old cotton shirt than the guy in the street does in his £500 armani.

...since this thread is about me, i'll talk about me.