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Old 06-26-2012, 05:59 PM
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I bet MS/Hab owns every book on that shelf
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For the record, I think the Nazi uniforms were fantastic as well.
The Nazi's did employ some damn fine designers.
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:32 PM
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when da moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amoreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:35 PM
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when da moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie thats amoreeeeeeeeeeeeeee
lol, when I was in first grade we had to sing that as part of some school play, was gay as fuck
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:38 PM
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was watching Babe with my nephew. that shit about the little pig.
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:39 PM
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sounds horrible
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:44 PM
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yea but my bro gave me 20 bucks so whats a nig gonna do.
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:47 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:50 PM
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was watching Babe with my nephew. that shit about the little pig.
I remember that was one of my favorite movies as a kid...It's fucking sad, isn't it?
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Old 06-26-2012, 06:57 PM
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yea as kids movies go its not bad, its got some complex emotions and shit going on.
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Old 06-26-2012, 07:03 PM
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Going to the funeral for my best friend's mom later tonight while he sits in prison, feels shitty
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Old 06-26-2012, 07:22 PM
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Going to the funeral for my best friend's mom later tonight while he sits in prison, feels shitty
lol he's gonna have to get out to move with AUNTS!!!
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Million dolla rooms be cray
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lol he's gonna have to get out to move with AUNTS!!!
Yeah basically and both of his aunts have kicked him out like a million times each because he's always fucking up, dude is definitely fucked in the head though because his dad is a full blown skitzo already serving an 18 year sentence for pushing his black crackhead girlfriend down a flight of steps because he caught her stealing a 20 rock out of his apartment and she wound up breaking her neck and died, that dude used to take like 800 mg of Seroquel and 12 mg of Risperdal a day and was still completely gone upstairs
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Giuseppes story.
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:50 PM
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Yeah basically and both of his aunts have kicked him out like a million times each because he's always fucking up, dude is definitely fucked in the head though because his dad is a full blown skitzo already serving an 18 year sentence for pushing his black crackhead girlfriend down a flight of steps because he caught her stealing a 20 rock out of his apartment and she wound up breaking her neck and died, that dude used to take like 800 mg of Seroquel and 12 mg of Risperdal a day and was still completely gone upstairs
I wonder why?
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Old 06-26-2012, 09:57 PM
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how did pat man get 1700 thanks
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That'll do pig, that'll do.
I always wanted to say this to my girlfriend after we finished having sex, but i kept forgetting about it. I told her about it, and she ended up getting me with it before i could say it to her.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:08 PM
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:13 PM
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You niggas get real butt hurt about thanks.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:21 PM
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I'm not butthurt.
That's exactly what someone would say if their asshole was gaping open from being so hurt all the time that it just gave up staying shut.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:27 PM
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I'm not saying she's a whore, but if loose lips sink ships then her pussy win's at battleship.

Post this on an ex girlfriends page for maximum
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:37 PM
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yeah, not that theyre terrible but im not too impressed. with the instrumentals anyway. hes always spitting some crazy shit

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how did pat man get 1700 thanks
just couldnt fucking wait could you?

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Fuck you, how did you get 1700 thanks?
next thing you know im gonna have 1,335
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:41 PM
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i am actually wondering how i managed to get 1700 thanks.



of course i do have like 12000 poasts.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:45 PM
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Am not!
Wait.....was that your asshole responding?
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:46 PM
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yo patman did you see what the leafs got away with?

holy fuck
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na what.


btw we got jordan staal lol.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:50 PM
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haha i saw that, brothers everywhere now. leafs traded fucking luke schenn to philly for van riemsdyk...
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:52 PM
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damn man i mean both those nigs are overrated but philly just got buttholed. even if they needed defense bad, jvr is gonna be something.
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Old 06-26-2012, 10:57 PM
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theyve made some fucked up trades in the last year, who knows what theyre thinking.
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No one cares about you're retarded sports where everyone eat's dicks and skates around like faggots. I hear they eat dicks very well with all their missing teeth, guess doesn't take much to convince someone with 36 concussions to suck your dick though.
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I need to stop drinking and getting on the internet.
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No one cares about you're retarded sports where everyone eat's dicks and skates around like faggots. I hear they eat dicks very well with all their missing teeth, guess doesn't take much to convince someone with 36 concussions to suck your dick though.
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