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Old 06-21-2012, 02:06 PM
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Question How do I make my ancient Mac faster??

inb4 "buy something that's not a mac"

But yeah. My main computer is an 8 year old dual-CPU 64-bit G5 Power Mac. OS 10.5 installed, ram maxed out at 4GB, 256MB Fire GL graphics card, about a dozen USB 2.0 ports, awesome wireless, etc...

I've recently starting stripping all the crap off the 1TB 7,200rpm hard disk I can, what else can I do to fix performance? All I can think of is to put in a small SSD for a boot drive, put the 7,200rpm drive for storage, and USB a PCI eSATA card for a scratch disk for Final Cut Studio etc and then just add USB and Firewire 800 drives as needed for storage.

But yeah.

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Old 06-28-2012, 02:56 AM
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Load OS X Tiger onto it. Leopard runs very badly on powerpc macs.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:01 AM
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how much did you just spend on that other shit?
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:09 AM
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i am interested in this I have the same setup with 3gigs of ram.
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1. Find a cliff. Bring your mac
2. Take your mac and throw it off the cliff.
3. Huff some raid.
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Make like Steve Jobs and die.

But seriously though macs are for hipsters and people who are too dumb to be able to use a PC.
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:29 AM
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1. Find a cliff. Bring your mac
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3. Huff some raid.
Damn, I came here to say the exact same thing....
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Old 06-28-2012, 03:53 AM
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we get it youre jealous of our old ass macs that are still running fine
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:06 AM
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tie it to a rocket and shoot it
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:07 AM
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we get it youre jealous of our old ass macs that are still running fine
What are you trying to insinuate here? That macs last longer than PC's?
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:16 AM
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no i am trying to say you are hating on them for no reason I have both PCs and Macs, and my macs handle handle video editing a shit load better(plus I like final cut, over premier0. My PCs are better for gaming. Both still kicking as long as you know how to treat em.
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:23 AM
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no i am trying to say you are hating on them for no reason I have both PCs and Macs, and my macs handle handle video editing a shit load better(plus I like final cut, over premier0. My PCs are better for gaming. Both still kicking as long as you know how to treat em.
Anything a mac is capable of, a PC with half the pricetag can perform with ease.
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Old 06-28-2012, 04:31 AM
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I have an old SE-30 that I'm in the process of using to recreate 'The Intersect' from the show "Chuck".
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okay i get it youre broke, or just a jewish penny pincher.

Money isnt a problem, but still you couldn't get a PC with power of my G5 for $200(2+yrs ago) with 23" cinema display , or my macbook pro 17" 2ghz duo 2gigs for $100(1year ago).

Suck it easy, and hop up off deee nutz.
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okay i get it youre broke, or just a jewish penny pincher.

Money isnt a problem, but still you couldn't get a PC with power of my G5 for $200(2+yrs ago) with 23" cinema display , or my macbook pro 17" 2ghz duo 2gigs for $100(1year ago).

Suck it easy, and hop up off deee nutz.
Yep you are obviously dumb, proving my earlier point:

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Ad hominem attack, shows your utter lack of intelligence and when i know to step away from an argument as the victor.

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Old 06-28-2012, 05:06 AM
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Ad hominem attack, shows your utter lack of intelligence and when i know to step away from an argument as the victor.

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Default Re: How do I make my ancient Mac faster??

As much as I dislike Macs and make fun of Mac users, they are generally very nice machines and OS X is an extremely stable operating system. It sounds like you still have a pretty decent setup there despite its age. If it can handle a SSD upgrade, which I'm not sure it can that will be the fastest most noticeable upgrade for general usability performance. I have a HTPC that I built for the lulz which is using Pentium 4 with hyper-threading and a little 32GB SSD as the boot drive, and even with that old CPU it boots up fast as shit and the OS (Windows 7) is very very quick to use, as are all the programs installed onto the SSD. It's just not good for modern gaming and CPU intensive stuff obviously.
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Macs are for indie faggots, hipsters.

Smash your mac
Buy a pc
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Wipe OSx off it and install Ubuntu or Debian. Also, nuke the HDD or replace it entirely. Seriously, do it, faggot.
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