The Story of Squirt's Girl.

[Timothy The G]

Squirt was 19 and she had just turned 14... he met his girl. They started talking and they fell in love. Her dad was a small town cop and she lived an hour away. He never saw her. They were dating for 5 months when she stopped talking to him for a couple weeks. Squirt went on a drug binge. One day, Squirt took 5 xanax and stole his dad's car and drove over to her school as it was letting out. She came out and he GRABBED his girl and said let's go. He took her to his house and grabbed her phone that he bought for her. It only had two contacts. "Squirt" and "John".

Squirt was all, whose John, are you fucking someone from school, then she rode his dick for 6 hours. He noticed her pussy was swollen and he was like "why is your pussy swollen?" and she said her dad raped her. Squirt broke her phone into a million pieces and said "NO MORE JOHN" then he took the SIM card out, gave it to her along with $150 to get a new phone. Then he took her home to her dads.

3 weeks later. Squirt had been talking to HIS GIRL on the phone and stuff. He had been listening to Paul Wall, still doing drugs. One day, he bought a gram of OG Kush and sat in his room listening to Paul Wall while high. He got a sandwich from Subway where he worked and ate a Meatball sub one night and passed out.

Early the next morning, there was a knock at the door. Squirt's dad answered. It was detectives looking for Squirt. They had warrants for "Injury to a Child", "Sexual Assault of a Child" and "Indecency with a child." Squirt still had a gram of OG kush in his shorts so he told his DAD to hide it. He got dressed in warm clothes for the holding tank and left in a cop car.

His dad couldn't accept collect calls and never came to see him. 3 months later he called his dad, wondering about his GIRL. His dad said his GIRL was living with him now. And he would be seeing them soon. Squirt then took a plea bargain for 3 years, since he was facing 2-20 on two charges and 2-10 on the 3rd charge. He never saw them at all again. His dad was fucking his girl. The end.

[SHANE14]

doesn't he know most people save their contacts to their sim card?

[Timothy The G]

Originally Posted by SHANE14

doesn't he know most people save their contacts to their sim card?

Squirt is... a character to say the least. I left out the part where he was gonna kill her dad for raping her then he realized she just cheated on him. Then she did it again, with his dad, after she reported him for sexual assault and sent him to prison.

He still loves her. He got her name tatted on him in jail. She's fucking HIS DAD now.

[Aircow]

Is squirt you?

[Timothy The G]

Originally Posted by Aircow

Is squirt you?

no.

[Aircow]

Originally Posted by Timothy The G

no.

then how the fuck do you know what he was eating? This story REEKS of bullshit.

[Timothy The G]

WOW faggit, I know BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THE STORY! remove your post FAGGIT!

[Aircow]

Originally Posted by Timothy The G

WOW faggit, I know BECAUSE HE TOLD ME THE STORY! remove your post FAGGIT!

You're full of shit, none of this ever happened. Remove your presence from my board.

FAGGOT

[Timothy The G]

there's no way i could make this shit up.

[Aircow]

I dunno, it seems fair bullshit but I guess it could have happened, in america, in the bible belt where cunts are fucked in the brain. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt. What'd you go to jail for, criminal cunt.

[Timothy The G]

I'm rollin on swangas

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[Cory]

[BossDog]

did squirt make squirts girl squirt ? that, is the question
because that would make it all worth it in the end
otherwise you got fucked while your girl was getting fucked

[Malice]

I thought this would be about a girl that squirted.

[Frankeh]

Originally Posted by Timothy The G

Squirt was 19 and she had just turned 14

What a fucking douche bag.
not cool enough to pull chicks your own age?

[Timothy The G]

Originally Posted by Frankeh

What a fucking douche bag.
not cool enough to pull chicks your own age?

Squirt went to a private boarding school owned by the Dallas Cowboys
Then he dropped out of school at age 14 & his parents never made him go back. From age 14-18 he sat in the house, his dad collected $800 a month in food stamps so they had all sorts of junk food in the house, so he sat around playing video games and eating, never leaving the house. He met his girl through an old acquaintance, they exchanged phone numbers and fell in love via phone. He could talk to his girl about anything while listening to Paul Wall in his room.

[47 47 47]

What the fuck was this shit? Especially all the dumb fucking capitalized things

[Timothy The G]

Originally Posted by 47 47 47

What the fuck was this shit? Especially all the dumb fucking capitalized things

Squirt loves his GIRL.

[47 47 47]

Originally Posted by Timothy The G

Squirt loves his GIRL.

That doesn't fucking help
I may just be fucked up but I dont get what you're alluding to by typing GIRL
It makes me think you really mean BOY for some reason

and wtf is with HIS DAD?

speaking in riddles/vaguely does not make you cool

[Duelist]

i thought it was an interesting story

[Timothy The G]

Originally Posted by 47 47 47

That doesn't fucking help
I may just be fucked up but I dont get what you're alluding to by typing GIRL
It makes me think you really mean BOY for some reason

and wtf is with HIS DAD?

speaking in riddles/vaguely does not make you cool

caps for emphasis. no riddles.

[Frankeh]

Originally Posted by Timothy The G

Squirt loves his GIRL.

girl is right, try for a woman next time

[Timothy The G]

Squirt is my nigga, he'll be out as a registered sex offender in April 2013.

[The Greek]

OP is clearly a faggot.

He got dat OG kush yo!!!

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

We smoke dat kuush

[ChinaCat]

WEED SMOKaH

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

2 chaaaaaaaaaaaaiiinzzzz

[psychomanthis]

I'll give you a 2 out of 10 for effort.

[Bradley]

I liked when he took benzos and kidnapped her.