Spicing up masturbation?

[cowtipper]

does it clean you up and spit you out

[Tokerface]

Originally Posted by pseudononymousPROOTS

does it clean you up and spit you out

Yes.

[cowtipper]

Can you do a cock push up on it??? Why do i itch damnit stop stop stop oh wait now i get to itch it ug it's too big mam

[Satyr]

Originally Posted by Tokerface

Any questions?

Lawl.

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[Satyr]

Sit on your left hand till it's numb. Or tie a string around your wrist or something.

Jack off using left hand. The clumsiness of your left hand combined with it being numb is like getting a handjob from someone else.

[FON]

masturbation instruction porn

[cowtipper]

use both hands rotate shaft clockwise then pee while turning... stop stream... turn counter clock wise one half turn less release and enjoy your piss... damnit i have to go pee now fuck you hoe;d i[

[BitterConflict]

I masturbated so much that I can't watch regular porn anymore. I have to watch that BDSM now. Pain, blood, and rape is all I'm into now.

[psychomanthis]

Try to give yourself a blowjob. Keep trying until you can actually kiss your dick.

Good luck faggot.

[IIIII]

If you're a guy, turn your hand so your thumb is on the bottom. Then you can imagine someone else is doing you.

[Bradley]

I'm shocked nobody has suggested a fifi.

[Haiti's Space Agency]

lay on your back close to a wall and put your feet obove your head and on the wall so your ass is off the ground and your dick above your face and blow load on face.

[Danger]

For your g/f, Palmela. :-P

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by a224

lay on your back close to a wall and put your feet obove your head and on the wall so your ass is off the ground and your dick above your face and blow load on face.

Sounds like you speak from experience

[The Spanish Inquisition]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

do it in the shower, its seriously a challenge.

QFT

[Haiti's Space Agency]

Originally Posted by psychomanthis

Sounds like you speak from experience

i regretted it immediately

[moron]

Originally Posted by Vizier

Lol, I've done like a third of those throughout the years.

hey, captain evolution-

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[LSA King]

You can't spice up masturbation as it's a repetitive boring process after awhile. You only give yourself the illusion that you're changing it up when in reality you're just desperate to conduct the same old boring tasks because a woman isn't present.


The only true way to increase your masturbatory performance is to have a damn good imagination. If you're not creative and have no imagination you're fucked and might as well buy a pocket pussy.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by LSA King

You can't spice up masturbation as it's a repetitive boring process after awhile. You only give yourself the illusion that you're changing it up when in reality you're just desperate to conduct the same old boring tasks because a woman isn't present.


The only true way to increase your masturbatory performance is to have a damn good imagination. If you're not creative and have no imagination you're fucked and might as well buy a pocket pussy.

Sex on stimulants > Masturbation on stims > sober sex

No lie.

[zTi]

ctrl + F icy hot

something is wrong with the lot of yous

[CarbonBV2]

Originally Posted by SteamPunk

What do you guys do to spice up your "me time"?

I usually put on one of a variety of Halloween masks then stand in front of the full length mirror in my room while watching myself.

You?

Fleshlight.

[psychomanthis]

Originally Posted by a224

i regretted it immediately

I can imagine.

[Actor]

Tell people that you're about to jack off before you do so you can jack off knowing that they know you are.