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relish and katchup on a hot dog?
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Huh. That's a pretty good idea, if I ever get around to trying fake hot dogs I'll give it a try. But yeah, any topping apart from mustard warrants an immediate public execution.
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I have my shit fully loaded. Relish, ketchup, mustard, onions, and hot peppers.

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Old 07-04-2012, 02:55 AM
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I put everything on my fucking dogs. especially chili. and cheddar cheese
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The only thing you should spiral around a hot dog is bacon.

Lol @ american hot dogs though, thinking relish ketchup and mustard is "fully loaded".
Whoa whoa. Onions and peppers too man.

Out of curiosity what do spics put on their hotdogs?

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I put everything on my fucking dogs. especially chili. and cheddar cheese
This too, but then I've gotta leave out the relish and mustard.
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So... how do you taste the hod dog with all that crap on it?

I'd rather just have a hot dog with some classic mustard and maybe some onions.
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Old 07-04-2012, 03:17 AM
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I don't eat hot dogs anymore.
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You're better off not eating them. Most of the time they contain high fructose corn syrup and lots of salt.
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You're better off not eating them. Most of the time they contain high fructose corn syrup and lots of salt.
A good butcher will take 1 lb of meat and make 3 pounds of hot dogs.
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You're better off not eating them. Most of the time they contain high fructose corn syrup and lots of salt.
Yeah. Not good for the blood pressure.
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Old 07-04-2012, 03:42 AM
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Shit like this should be illegal in our society. I can't even be around people because I know that they eat shit like this and I just don't want to be around them. I don't even like to drink water anymore because of what people eat and how their disgusting ass feces gets in to the water supply. I hate humanity on this ugly July 4th's Eve! Thank God for fireworks bans! I hate humanity and I don't think people should get to have fun.
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I dont eat hot dogs very often, but if I do its swimming in Sriracha
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Old 07-04-2012, 05:45 AM
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Shit like this should be illegal in our society. I can't even be around people because I know that they eat shit like this and I just don't want to be around them. I don't even like to drink water anymore because of what people eat and how their disgusting ass feces gets in to the water supply. I hate humanity on this ugly July 4th's Eve! Thank God for fireworks bans! I hate humanity and I don't think people should get to have fun.
I am a fat disgusting slob. I fully agree with you. I am a horrible person and deserve to die... but I'm also in another country, so don't worry too much about your water supply or my feces. Hot dogs are the pinnacle of human achievement.The stuff you throw on 'em too. If you disagree you are a monster.

I am pleased to know the thought of my shit so important to you. Where exactly do you live so I may fart at you from afar?
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Old 07-04-2012, 08:02 AM
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That's some sick shit, whenever I think about it I think about that disgusting garbage that people eat in eastern Europe and Korea. The dishes where they just cram a shit load of onions and pickles and douse it in cold mayonaonieneinese and then spoon a little snot out of the trashcan and put that in there. It's just horrible, I can't stand the thought of being around people who put such disgusting stuff in to their mouth. If it were up to me everyone would be forced to eat nothing but oatmeal and water. Like my man Benjamin Franklin wrote!!!

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Old 07-04-2012, 08:10 AM
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At least you guys put some not-nasty stuff on them like that spicy shit. Also, someone posted a picture of the Sriracha sauce, which is good on anything. But all the mayonainisneinisenise and pickles and stuff has to go. That's some sick shit, whenever I think about it I think about that disgusting garbage that people eat in eastern Europe and Korea. The dishes where they just cram a shit load of onions and pickles and douse it in cold mayonaonieneinese and then spoon a little snot out of the trashcan and put that in there. It's just horrible, I can't stand the thought of being around people who put such disgusting stuff in to their mouth. If it were up to me everyone would be forced to eat nothing but oatmeal and water. Like my man Benjamin Franklin wrote!!!
You take away my right to eat raw onions, I'm ready for war. There's not much I would fight for nowadays, but raw onions definitely is up on the list. Pretty sure every real Slav would kill his own mother for a raw onion.
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Old 07-04-2012, 08:26 AM
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I eat onions like apples.
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I eat onions like apples.
I actually cut them in slices, add salt and pepper and eat them. Why do I cut them? I like my eyes to be all caustic/watery and the intensity, plus it disgusts those near me.
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I like pretty much anything with my dogs, but its usually just either one or two things. Any more and i cant taste the dog anymore
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lol this video is fucking up the game, you spiral slice chorizo not wal-mart hot dogs
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Motherfuckers think they be eating hotdogs. Motherfuckers not even putting sauerkraut on that shit.
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I actually cut them in slices, add salt and pepper and eat them. Why do I cut them? I like my eyes to be all caustic/watery and the intensity, plus it disgusts those near me.
I eat white onions, yellow onions, red onions, spring onions, green onions, welsh onion, shallots I eat them raw, sliced, diced, sautéed, fried, whole, chopped, nigga I don't give a fuck.
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Damn nigga I need a hotdog bad now. Gonna make it like the beaner.
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Hmm, solid points.

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Yeah. Not good for the blood pressure.
Absolute myth. Eat all the sodium you want.

http://paleodietlifestyle.com/salt-and-a-paleo-diet/

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I put hot dogs on top of my hot dog.

Not really I don't eat them.
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I don't eat that much anymore, it used to taste like pure awareness.
The blatant bright, invigorating heat, as it enters into the prepared and well versed body, literally pushes and clears confusion, mental disturbance, pains in the body, invigorates and revitalizes.
You can just do that instead of putting extra toxins in between lunch and dinner.
So in short, not that you would understand, yet, consciously (it's an ego thing), it doesn't taste, it feels good. Why?

*scoops some up*
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How tall are you and how much do you weigh?
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Who is your dady and who does he work for.

I'm shorter than Vizier. But I weight less than he.
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I don't eat that much anymore, it used to taste like pure awareness.
The blatant bright, invigorating heat, as it enters into the prepared and well versed body, literally pushes and clears confusion, mental disturbance, pains in the body, invigorates and revitalizes.
You can just do that instead of putting extra toxins in between lunch and dinner.
So in short, not that you would understand, yet, consciously (it's an ego thing), it doesn't taste, it feels good. Why?

*scoops some up*
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I'm sorry : (.

Not really, but I guess you can't bet what chances are probability real.
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I put hot relish on my light dog.
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I'm shorter than Vizier. But I weight less than he.
How much shorter and how much less?
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One half. Plus a quarter.
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