That moment where you know you've taken it too far.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Sounds cool, in theory, but 75%+ of the time I spend tweaking I'm just watching porn jerking my shriveled dick.

I gave some serious thought to beginning a rap career, where I just rap about tweaker shit, but that's pretty gay, and I tried the other day when I was again, up for days and effortlessly talking in rhymes, but it just doesn't really carry over when you've got a beat behind you.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Sounds cool, in theory, but 75%+ of the time I spend tweaking I'm just watching porn jerking my shriveled dick.

I gave some serious thought to beginning a rap career, where I just rap about tweaker shit, but that's pretty gay, and I tried the other day when I was again, up for days and effortlessly talking in rhymes, but it just doesn't really carry over when you've got a beat behind you.

Just jump out and grab it niggah, its yours for the taking. I never understood why tweekers hold up in dingy houses jerkin instead of using their superpowers for awesome shit.

Oh and watch that link i posted manggg, theres this doctor talkin bout some dude that makes you look tame. Ever jacked it in an observation room for 16 hours while the rest of a hospital ward watched?

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

I never understood why tweekers hold up in dingy houses jerkin instead of using their superpowers for awesome shit.

Hitler did IV meth every day and he didn't sit in his house and jerk it all day now did he?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

Just jump out and grab it niggah, its yours for the taking. I never understood why tweekers hold up in dingy houses jerkin instead of using their superpowers for awesome shit.

Oh and watch that link i posted manggg, theres this doctor talkin bout some dude that makes you look tame. Ever jacked it in an observation room for 16 hours while the rest of a hospital ward watched?

I watched about 5 minutes, I can't stand the Aussie accents though. I'm gonna somehow make it, maybe as a tweaking gonzo journalist, YA? Never been done before!

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

I watched about 5 minutes, I can't stand the Aussie accents though. I'm gonna somehow make it, maybe as a tweaking gonzo journalist, YA? Never been done before!

Speed and gonzo journalism? Sounds like a new concept. But if theres ever a time to chart the decomposition of the American dream its now.

And yes those accents are retarded and the reporter is a total weenie

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Louis Theroux - Miami MegaJail Part 1 - YouTube

Louis Theroux - Miami MegaJail Part 1 - YouTube
Video: click to display

reminds me of this ^

British fag comes to America and interviews inmates at a county jail. "Whoy are conditions so bad?" "Con't the government help speed this process along?"

Also I've kinda done it, I was spun god knows how long ago and I went around and bought homeless people sandwiches and shit for free, and gave this one guy who was laying by an ATM a free line of Butylone. immediately, he goes from somewhat normal to talking about being Jesus Christ himself. I think this kind of stuff would make for good TV.

Oh ya, and when I was visiting jerome I was standing outside by her dumpster at like 3 AM, in my boxers, no shoes, no shirt, on the phone with my ex and some homeless guy walks up basically preaching the gospel, and I take it as a sign. So I give him a huge bomb of Butylone, LMFAO, jerome did NOT like when I brought him into her apartment so I could get some foil to make a pipe to smoke weed out of. He kept on coming back uninvited like weeks later, apparently. Good times.

This shit has to be filmed!

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Louis Theroux - Miami MegaJail Part 1 - YouTube

reminds me of this ^

British fag comes to America and interviews inmates at a county jail. "Whoy are conditions so bad?" "Con't the government help speed this process along?"

Yeah just watch chapter 1, 4 and 5 thats where the tweekers at. I can just imagine how nervous the camera dude and his dud boss must feel.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

Louis Theroux - Miami MegaJail Part 1 - YouTube

reminds me of this ^

British fag comes to America and interviews inmates at a county jail. "Whoy are conditions so bad?" "Con't the government help speed this process along?"

Also I've kinda done it, I was spun god knows how long ago and I went around and bought homeless people sandwiches and shit for free, and gave this one guy who was laying by an ATM a free line of Butylone. immediately, he goes from somewhat normal to talking about being Jesus Christ himself. I think this kind of stuff would make for good TV.

Oh ya, and when I was visiting jerome I was standing outside by her dumpster at like 3 AM, in my boxers, no shoes, no shirt, on the phone with my ex and some homeless guy walks up basically preaching the gospel, and I take it as a sign. So I give him a huge bomb of Butylone, LMFAO, jerome did NOT like when I brought him into her apartment so I could get some foil to make a pipe to smoke weed out of. He kept on coming back uninvited like weeks later, apparently. Good times.

This shit has to be filmed!

Shiiiit i would pay all sorts of money to watch that.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

But really it's a bad life, homie, I get crazy homicidal thoughts on the reg when I'm up on that shiiiiiit.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

But really it's a bad life, homie, I get crazy homicidal thoughts on the reg when I'm up on that shiiiiiit.

Figures cant have the awesome with out the terrible shiit too

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

Speed and gonzo journalism? Sounds like a new concept

Can't be a new concept, HST was eating methedrine and dexedrine by the handful and getting amphetamine psychosis over 40 years ago

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

I like swiping a finger down my buttcrack.

[White Jesus]

Originally Posted by Piles of Crack

Can't be a new concept, HST was eating methedrine and dexedrine by the handful and getting amphetamine psychosis over 40 years ago

Should have laced that one with moar sarcasm. My fault

[delysid]

Originally Posted by Weed Smoker

...and no matter how hard I try not to, I find myself talking to myself AGAIN. it's pretty annoying.

I fucking hate that shit, I used to do it all the time.

[Dr. Awkward]

A friend was visiting me last month and he says "Hey, do you remember that week last year when you got that gram of phenazepam?"

I literally have zero recollection of ever ordering, recieving, or taking phenazepam but apparently I did quite a bit of it for a week. I probably didnt take it tooooo far though but really, who knows?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by Dr. Awkward

A friend was visiting me last month and he says "Hey, do you remember that week last year when you got that gram of phenazepam?"

I literally have zero recollection of ever ordering, recieving, or taking phenazepam but apparently I did quite a bit of it for a week. I probably didnt take it tooooo far though but really, who knows?

You probably had sex with your friend!

[Dr. Awkward]

If I was that zonked on benzos I doubt I was fucking anybody.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

[delysid]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

Shiiiit i would pay all sorts of money to watch that.

Go watch bum fights.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by delysid

I fucking hate that shit, I used to do it all the time.

"Ok, we're going in public,
so don't act suspect.
We need to be normal,
so the cops don't swarm ya."



"Okay, no more talking
Just keep on walking."

[Piles of Crack]

Originally Posted by delysid

Go watch bum fights.

Rufus The Stunt Bum - YouTube

Rufus The Stunt Bum - YouTube
Video: click to display

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

After injecting meth, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hours - YouTube

After injecting meth, Aaron masturbates for 10 to 12 hours - YouTube
Video: click to display

I remember seeing this episode when I was younger, and being baffled. Now I get it.

[rell]

Lonely Boy! - YouTube

Lonely Boy! - YouTube
Video: click to display

Don't turn into this guy weed smoker.

[slicknickns]

When she pleads with me to stop

[1983]

Mines not all that good but I went through the better part of a $500 paycheck in the bar at a full hash cookie and half a hash brownie and something was laced with something else because the walls started to try to eat me.

Ended up in a roman orgy and I supposedly jumped off the bed and across the room screaming (don't remember that part) passed out on the shitter (remembered that part) and got fucked more times than I can remember by the girls going around the room awake or passed out.

Best part about it all is that I was working on the foundations of a church at the time... Priest had a big shit eaten grin from the stories he heard and the flock wanted me kicked off site for my evil ways.

So I just stripped out of my work cloths one day bare assed naked and changed in front of them. Not much was said to me after that.

Al

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by 1983

Mines not all that good but I went through the better part of a $500 paycheck in the bar at a full hash cookie and half a hash brownie and something was laced with something else because the walls started to try to eat me.

Ended up in a roman orgy and I supposedly jumped off the bed and across the room screaming (don't remember that part) passed out on the shitter (remembered that part) and got fucked more times than I can remember by the girls going around the room awake or passed out.

Best part about it all is that I was working on the foundations of a church at the time... Priest had a big shit eaten grin from the stories he heard and the flock wanted me kicked off site for my evil ways.

So I just stripped out of my work cloths one day bare assed naked and changed in front of them. Not much was said to me after that.

Al

lol, wut?

[White Jesus]

How exactly did you find a roman orgy in rural Canada?

[1983]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

How exactly did you find a roman orgy in rural Canada?

Shit happens, stuff gets done.

Al

[Mirana]

Originally Posted by White Jesus

How exactly did you find a roman orgy in rural Canada?

The one thing I know about Canada is that there is ONE group for EVERYTHING. Most people come up here to get away from all the bullshit and start their own little friendship circles

It's not like America where there's 10x the population and people are all hating on each other for doing the same things

[butane99]

I think any story that ends with you in handcuffs qualifies as "taking it too far"

[Zombie Food]

Passed out drunk in highschool twice

-Once I passed out in the middle of class. School cop comes to the door asking for me, I stumble on down with him (mind you, I have a decent amount of whiskey in my backpack) and somehow manage to pull it off as a migrane without a search/feild test/ breathalizer. They just sent me home. On the way out I puked some whiskey puke all over the floor. It REEKED of alcohol and I got the fuck outta there.

-Second time was not so lucky. I was wasted during passing period and had drivers ed up next. I was not about to drive so I decided to spend the period in the bathroom. I sit down on the toilet and thats the last thing I remember. I wake up and hear a knock on the stall door, I'm bleeding from my head and on the floor. There's a huge pool of blood on the floor and puke everywhere. I was FUCKED. I tried to pass it off as a migrane again, but no dice. End up with some minor charges (my lawyer kicked ass) and a night in the hospital.

About as bad as it got. I've also stole petty money from family (30 dollars tops) for drugs, but thats it.

[Savino]

You're in 7-11 at 2am, in your boxers, jeans tied around your waist because it was getting too hot. Looking for toothpaste to cure your drymouth (water makes more sense??) You get to the till and realize you have no money (its in your jeans which you have long since forgotten about), so you just stare at the cashier for a minute then run(stumble) out the door and into the night again.

[Vizier]

That moment when you're drunk as shit after spending your paycheck on pizza, several bottles of Jack Daniels and about three packs of cigarettes, it's dawn and you're posting on zoklet and talking alone or whistling to the birds outside... there are a few smokes left but the ashtray is so full one more cig butt and it'll spill over but you won't care anyway, and whisper to yourself, "what the fuck am I doing with my life?".

Then you wake up five hours later, still dizzy and your room smells like a cantine that has never been closed since 1977, you wake up and drag your ass to the fridge, you're limping somehow and have bruises in your arms and legs and only one sock and your boxers are backwards... you don't care and open the fridge and discover a dozen or so bottles of beer and a couple of 40s...you have no idea how they got there but you grab a 40 and a cold slice of pizza, drag your ass back to the PC and do the same shit for days until all of a sudden the seasons change and you're in bed one day and suffer from a heart attack but isn't really a heart attack so you do the next best sensible thing and drink light beer for a weekend and order sushi instead of pizza until you realize how much of a faggot that makes you look so you take a shower and head to the liquor store while wearing your favorite shades and shirt like a boss.

[Boris the Blade]

The moment I know I've taken it to far, I start to look like this.



... And then this happens. :/

[1983]

Originally Posted by Boris the Blade

The moment I know I've taken it to far, I start to look like this.



... And then this happens. :/

Zoklet will do that to ya.

Al

[1983]

Originally Posted by Mirana

The one thing I know about Canada is that there is ONE group for EVERYTHING. Most people come up here to get away from all the bullshit and start their own little friendship circles

It's not like America where there's 10x the population and people are all hating on each other for doing the same things

When I visit my friends state side people get along and alcohol is destroyed in large quantities by livers.

Also people think Canadians are nuts when they first meet us.... Dunno why.

Al

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by Vizier

That moment when you're drunk as shit after spending your paycheck on pizza, several bottles of Jack Daniels and about three packs of cigarettes, it's dawn and you're posting on zoklet and talking alone or whistling to the birds outside... there are a few smokes left but the ashtray is so full one more cig butt and it'll spill over but you won't care anyway, and whisper to yourself, "what the fuck am I doing with my life?".

Then you wake up five hours later, still dizzy and your room smells like a cantine that has never been closed since 1977, you wake up and drag your ass to the fridge, you're limping somehow and have bruises in your arms and legs and only one sock and your boxers are backwards... you don't care and open the fridge and discover a dozen or so bottles of beer and a couple of 40s...you have no idea how they got there but you grab a 40 and a cold slice of pizza, drag your ass back to the PC and do the same shit for days until all of a sudden the seasons change and you're in bed one day and suffer from a heart attack but isn't really a heart attack so you do the next best sensible thing and drink light beer for a weekend and order sushi instead of pizza until you realize how much of a faggot that makes you look so you take a shower and head to the liquor store while wearing your favorite shades and shirt like a boss.

You poor mexican.

[Travis Bickle]

Wanting to injest every man made chemical that'll give me a high, until I complete my goal. Passing out in an intersection high on ghb because I took far too much. Having my friend try to drag me out of the passenger seat but being weak and scrawny couldn't. So a black dude riding on a bicycle seen what was happening and decides to call 911. I come in and out of consciousness in the back of a ambulance to see a emt try and put a catheter up my dick while bright lights were upon me. I honestly thought I got abducted by aliens and instead of putting the probe up my ass they wanted to put it up my dick. So realizing this semi conscious I'm fighting with her haphazzerdly trying to protect my dick. I eventually wake up in the hospital handcuffed to a gurney while a police officer writes me a ticket for my 2nd owi. Then I get promptly taken to jail.

I could've gotten out of the charges if my friend didn't squeal and tell them what I was on, because they just thought I had a medical condition.

He gets off on having methadone and Xanax without a script, beause when the cops were asking him questions he didn't talk, so this one cop hits him over the head with his flashlight giving him 10 stitches. So after he got scared he squels like a pig.

I got my 2nd dropped down to first and only had to serve like 50 days, even with a court appointed attorney. Got lucky, but I guess that's the way she goes.

[roasted]

Originally Posted by Boris the Blade

The moment I know I've taken it to far, I start to look like this.



... And then this happens. :/

Obvious alt is obvious. Ban both sploogook and "boris the blade" immediately.




Look at the URLs for these pics...and notice the post by "Boris the Blade"...

htp://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/131/c/6/untitled_by_sploogook-d4zcxcs.jpg
htp://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/130/9/2/untitled_by_sploogook-d4zac7d.jpg

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

You have fuckin aspergers dude.