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Old 07-07-2012, 12:59 AM
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Lol @ how Weed Smoker made peace with the shadow people.

Crackheads + crack + sleazy flophouse hotel rooms = cock will be sucked
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Old 07-07-2012, 01:14 AM
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Finally, you decided to post something related to the forum and actually had content!

I guess my moment was fucking my friend's Dad's girlfriend for crack.

A buddy and I used to go over to this girl's house to try and have sex with her and her little friends. We were 14 & 15, they were 13 and 14.

Anyway, her Dad was really cool. He was down if we smoked weed, drank, or did whatever, so long as we didn't do it with his daughter. From time to time, he'd let her smoke some weed, but for the most part, he was against it.

Since he was down with the drugs too, he'd get me and my friend to get drugs for him. He'd give us the money, we'd go get the drugs, come back, and he'd do it all with us.

Well one day, he asked me if I could get him any crack. I was kind of shocked he'd just come out and ask me that, but I told him yes, I could. He gave me some money and I went and got the crack for him. That's when the weed smoking stopped and crack smoking took over.

Instead of coming over there to fuck his daughter and her friends, we come over there to smoke crack with him.

One night, we're smoking crack in his basement when he asks me if I would fuck his girlfriend while he watched in the corner and jerked off. I was completely blown away. I was like, "What?! Ew! Fuck no, man!". He's like, "I'll give you an eightball..."

I quickly reconsidered and did it. It was the most awkward thing ever to have a mid 40's hairy man furiously pounding away at his penis while you fucked a disgustingly ugly 45 year old crack whore.

I got my eightball and my friend and I left to go smoke it all. I felt dirty for a couple of days after that, but quickly got over it.

That's when I knew I was taking it too far.
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Old 07-07-2012, 03:46 AM
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Obvious alt is obvious. Ban both sploogook and "boris the blade" immediately.




Look at the URLs for these pics...and notice the post by "Boris the Blade"...

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I got the image links from the thread they were posted in, detective. Click the pictures in the original thread they were posted in, and that's what you get. It wasn't hard to find, it is probably the funniest thing I've seen since I found this place. Haha, threaten with bannage.. Get fucked. Obvious nigger is obvious.
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Old 07-07-2012, 04:09 AM
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I got the image links from the thread they were posted in, detective. Click the pictures in the original thread they were posted in, and that's what you get. It wasn't hard to find, it is probably the funniest thing I've seen since I found this place. Haha, threaten with bannage.. Get fucked. Obvious nigger is obvious.
I'm the phone with Zok right now he says your banned.
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Old 07-08-2012, 01:15 PM
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I'm on the phone with the cyber police. They backtracin' your IP as we speak. Prepare your anus, consequences will never be the same.
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Old 07-08-2012, 02:14 PM
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This thread delivers.
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wHEN you get refused a hair cut at a barber shop because you're too drunk.
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Old 07-22-2012, 05:38 AM
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Well when you look back at your sophomore year and find yourself thinking "I had one of those?" you prolly took it too far.

When you were given 60 oxy 30's at the beginning of the month (to last the month) and 4 days later you're feeling shitty with tracks all over your arms going "Hey babe call (our guy) and ask him if he's got his shit yet, we need more". (I can easily put away 15 blues a day when I binge. I try to maintain a 1 pill daily habit to keep my tolly lowish until binge time comes)
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