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Old 07-02-2012, 04:05 AM
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Here on the Nelson farm we witness a blazing fire, apparently caused when a tractor struck an old wooden structure and the tractor's exhaust came in contact with and ignited hay inside. Damages are estimated at over 570,000 dollars. Fire investigators have declared the blaze non-intentional. The hot weather we are experiencing led to problems getting fire crews on the scene as they were overheating around lunch-time when first dispatched.

We briefly interviewed a Mr. John Nelson who exclaimed" IM SALTING, IM SALTING IS THIS REAL " before being rushed inside by an older man that looked furious. Police would not say when asked whether the driver might be under the influence of "bath salts" the latest craze in designer drugs. Lt. Henry Fields said "It is departmental policy to not discuss the sobriety of the accused when we have not sent blood samples in for secondary bath-salts testing until we receive the lab work back ".

Wayne county fire deputies want to urge the public to avoid operating farm machinery under the influence of bath salts saying that there has been a disturbing trend in this part of the county where barns end up in a blaze.

Tanya Meyers this is PReuters
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Old 07-02-2012, 04:07 AM
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r u ok jnelson tha all i car aebout
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Lmafo that's mad funny man
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:34 PM
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Old 07-03-2012, 10:44 PM
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lol yeah thats pretty good .
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" IM SALTING, IM SALTING IS THIS REAL "

I'm gonna write an ABC sitcom and there's gonna be a wacky uncle character who's constantly tweaking out on RCs and this is gonna be his catchprase
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Someone explain this to me.
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I'm gonna write an ABC sitcom and there's gonna be a wacky uncle character who's constantly tweaking out on RCs and this is gonna be his catchprase
Charlie Sheen already did it.
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YES my dude!

"I'm salting!!!"
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YES my dude!

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that guy reminds me of the heavy on tf2
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if you're strong enough to hold a gatling gun you're strong enough to do farm work
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