Easy money if your a diabetic

[Professor Scam]

Obviously you'd be putting yourself in real danger if you do this and nything can happen but it may be worth it. Start off by taking alot more insulin than you need. Get in your car and go for a drive where there are a buch of cops, preferably ones known to be aggressive. Soon your blood sugar will start dropping pretty fast and you'll become impaired. You will look like a drunk driver to others. Now I haven't thought out this part yet, there are many options. When cops are on your tail keep driving and do whatever you can to piss them off. One way or another when you get stopped and they come running over to your car, just sit tight as the zombie you already are. They will most likely pull you out and throw you to the ground for not listening. Resist as much as possible. If your lucky they will injure you bad since they will think your in a drunken rage. After the whole incident hit em with a big ass lawsuit. This happens to diabetics all the time and they always get paid in the end.

[The Big LeBronowski]

Change your name to Professor Retard

[Zombie Food]

What the fuck

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Open your front door and sell a kilogram of cocaine, an ounce of cocaine, and 2.25 oz of cocaine.

[Professor Scam]

Lol I knew I would get these responses. Like I said, hypoglycemic diabetics are mistaken for drunk drivers ALL THE TIME. Cops have broken a guys rib, tazed a person 9 times, and even put a guy in a coma, thinking they are intoxicated people.

[mdbm88]

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/stop...iabetic-shock/

Got a nice 6 fig settlement thanks OP!

[HampTheToker]

Seems plausible.

Risky as fuck, but plausible nonetheless.

[Pure_Nothing]

Yeah but the dude in that video got the shit kicked out of him by like 5 cops

[Swineflew]

So what happens when you're like the normal citizen and get your ass beat bad and the judge throws out your case?

Big settlements are the exception. I bet there are hundreds of failed lawsuits like this.

[STD]

Won't work.

1. Your teeth get knocked out.

2. You still get charged and convicted, if anything, you taking too much insulin and it being drug induced becomes a *slight* mitigating factor. Take note that the prosecutor will use your apparent overdose of a drug against you by saying that you abuse drugs and therefore are an addict.

Not worth it. Try again please.

[seriously, insurance stuff can be lucrative. ideas guys?]

[Professor Scam]

Originally Posted by STD

Won't work.

1. Your teeth get knocked out.

2. You still get charged and convicted, if anything, you taking too much insulin and it being drug induced becomes a *slight* mitigating factor. Take note that the prosecutor will use your apparent overdose of a drug against you by saying that you abuse drugs and therefore are an addict.

Not worth it. Try again please.

[seriously, insurance stuff can be lucrative. ideas guys?]

Nobody needs to know you did it on purpose. You can simply say you diddnt have enough to eat or miscalculated the dose.

[mdbm88]

Originally Posted by Professor Scam

Nobody needs to know you did it on purpose. You can simply say you diddnt have enough to eat or miscalculated the dose.

thats admitting guilt and providing a case of negligence. Anything after that would be dismissed.

[iTweaker]

how about easy way of getting fucked by the police if your a diabetic with a crazy plan.

[southernsun]

This has to be the worst idea put forward in the history of mankind, ever.

[BankRoll]

This is honestly the worst ideas I've heard in a long time.

[Professor Scam]

If your not a diabetic chances are you won't fully understand. It's alot more simple than you think.

1 Become hypoglycemic
2 Get pulled over by cops for suspected drunk driving
3 Don't comply with cops
4 Get them to beat the shit out of you
5 ?????
6 Profit

Think of it as jumping in front of traffic to sue the guy that hit you except this is alot safer.

[The Pat-Man]

some little girl got killed by some bitch having a sugar crash or whatevs, the girl was getting on a bus and WHAM died before she hit the ground. the diabetic got a couple years in jail for negligence or something.

[BankRoll]

Originally Posted by Professor Scam

If your not a diabetic chances are you won't fully understand. It's alot more simple than you think.

1 Become hypoglycemic
2 Get pulled over by cops for suspected drunk driving
3 Don't comply with cops
4 Get them to beat the shit out of you
5 ?????
6 Profit

Think of it as jumping in front of traffic to sue the guy that hit you except this is alot safer.

Stop trying to justify your stupidness. Just admit that it was a stupid idea and move on.

[Professor Scam]

A stupid idea by your standards? Like I said people who know nothing about diabetics, which is the majority of you, wont understand. It's very dangerous and anything can happen but it's not stupid if you know what I'm talking about.

[Swineflew]

Originally Posted by Professor Scam

A stupid idea by your standards? Like I said people who know nothing about diabetics, which is the majority of you, wont understand. It's very dangerous and anything can happen but it's not stupid if you know what I'm talking about.

So why don't we hear about diabetics everyday on the news becoming millionaires by getting beat by cops?

[Ph0x]

My dad, and several of his sister were diabetic.

I have Medical Training.

This is a stupid idea.

[Benjamin Linus]

Originally Posted by Professor Scam

A stupid idea by your standards? Like I said people who know nothing about diabetics, which is the majority of you, wont understand. It's very dangerous and anything can happen but it's not stupid if you know what I'm talking about.

It's a stupid idea by ANY standards, and I mean ASTOUNDINGLY stupid. The kind of stupid that leaves a person speechless for a while. Fuck'n Forrest Gump would be shaking his head at the level of stupid in your idea. Anybody who read it is probably a little dumber now after reading that stupid idea.