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Old 07-05-2012, 02:25 AM
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The only person I like in the whole UK is fubi and that's probably because he has a proper cock.
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Yeah, i have a pretty nice cock, i'll let you all see it when we meet up, maybe touch it if we end up smoking PCP and fucking in a giant man pile.

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sup guys just called in a favor from an international pilot friend of the family and he hooked me up with 4 free tickets on his next flight to london in two weeks who's down like a clown and who's sitting shiva post up
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im not sure the locals could.
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Maybe, i might pop a bollock though, start running when you hear a deafening bang.
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so.......any rich fucks want to buy me a plane ticket
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Old 07-05-2012, 05:20 AM
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You guys should check out this thread!

http://forums.ufc.production.sparkar...d.php?t=120946
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so.......any rich fucks want to buy me a plane ticket
I really want to take you for a pint then a tour of anfield, you'd love it bro! You should start saving, i could even take you to goodison and old trafford, hell i even live a 10 min car journey to wigan's DW stadium and boltons Reebok stadium.
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I really want to take you for a pint then a tour of anfield, you'd love it bro! You should start saving, i could even take you to goodison and old trafford, hell i even live a 10 min car journey to wigan's DW stadium and boltons Reebok stadium.
I'd fucking love it bro. watching a game at anfield would be a dream come true.
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:47 AM
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I'd fucking love it bro. watching a game at anfield would be a dream come true.
Ain't no problem, its a 5-10 minute car/train ride, you can even get tours around there, i went on one with my school when i was a kid. Tickets for friendly matches are dirt cheap, too, you can just buy them on the gates before you go in.
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Old 07-05-2012, 08:56 AM
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Shit we should go and stay in a nice hotel in Cumbria. excellent if we go in shroom season.
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a UK meet-up has been discussed a fuckload of times. it would be logical to have it in the middle of the country, an easy-to-get-to place people know AND IS NOT A DIVE people get stabbed all the fucking time in most places where our members live (my hometown is shit, Manchester is shit, Liverpool is shit (fuckbiscuit's house is a possibility ), Birmingham is shit, Gateshead is shit, London is shit, York is shit. it's not really but you get the picture.

let's go to Butlins. wait, alton towers. yeah
i'm currently living in cornwall, probly the nicest part of the country by far. if you all wanna come down here then i'll meet up. fuck am i going anywhere else tho for now. people are genuinely nice down here, its such a breath of fresh air, as apposed to people only being nice when they want something. i think i'm very likely gonna stay here.

i met some scouse guy here too and he said the same about liverpool.
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sup guys just called in a favor from an international pilot friend of the family and he hooked me up with 4 free tickets on his next flight to london in two weeks who's down like a clown and who's sitting shiva post up
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guys be nice to Istanbul



so we're not going to Cornwall, it's in the fucking corner of the country you retard probably stupidest place to meet


how about Notts?
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so we're not going to cornwall, it's in the fucking corner of the country you retard probably stupidest place to meet


how about notts?
no, how about menwith hill ???? I cant see it on google maps so thats where i want to go if i ever go thar.
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So many northeners ITT. Let's meet up and i'll set fire to your shellsuits and laugh at your silly high-pitched screams.
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Middlesbrough here, also in the North. I went to a meetup once when I lived down south and it was pretty fun.
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So many northeners ITT. Let's meet up and i'll set fire to your shellsuits and laugh at your silly high-pitched screams.
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The thing which makes me lol about that is you only won cos you had to get help from the French.
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Failing that, I know of a few other places to break into. I think there might still be an abandoned mansion, I don't know if they've knocked it down or not since.
i've currently got my very own abandoned mansion in cornwall. any of you are welcome to come and stay if you like. i've even got running water, lol.
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issue313: stop lurking this thread, you're NOT from the UK, you are from the EireRA.
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issue313: stop lurking this thread, you're NOT from the UK, you are from the EireRA.
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says the guy who saw that i, a citizen of the UK, had posted in this thread...and then followed me here with your anti-UK espionage agenda.

i know my rights, sir. do not try to shake me down for state secrets.
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