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Old 07-14-2012, 04:15 AM
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Hey I know a guy who is 20 who is trying to get into a strip club that serves alcohol so he has to be 21. I was wondering if he used a friends id that was 24 if you think he could get away with it?

Any advice on how to get a 20 year old into a strip club that requires you be 21?
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:22 AM
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A friends ID, really?
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:34 AM
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:46 AM
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I use to frequent this place...

http://www.kboi2.com/news/local/Oreg...136446533.html
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:50 AM
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Default Re: Getting into a strip club underage

Everyone here is ridiculing this guy but they don't understand, everyone was a beginner at one point. A fake ID, a friend's ID or you can just wear a Gucci suit and act important and shit and talk down to the bouncer.
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:55 AM
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Everyone here is ridiculing this guy but they don't understand, everyone was a beginner at one point. A fake ID, a friend's ID or you can just wear a Gucci suit and act important and shit and talk down to the bouncer.
I dont see how afriends id could work. Its just stupid.

The picture alone...
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Old 07-14-2012, 04:57 AM
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LOL. 20 years old and you still can't buy alcohol...
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:01 AM
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Default Re: Getting into a strip club underage

Totally read the thread title as "Getting into an underage strip club"
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:04 AM
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:07 AM
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:10 AM
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Totally read the thread title as "Getting into an underage strip club"
I had to re-read, that is totally what I thought I read the first time as well. Was disappoint.
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:22 AM
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Default Re: Getting into a strip club underage

If you're 20 years old and can't get into a strip club so you go to an internet forum to seek advice on how to properly use a fake ID to get in...

There is no if, this is fucking pathetic. I mean I'd get if he was like 13 and nervous but?
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:48 AM
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Underage strip club?

I'm in.

When are we going?
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:01 PM
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Even if you get in and can pass yourself off as a girl, will you make enough cash that it will be worth it?
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Old 07-14-2012, 05:04 PM
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Default Re: Getting into a strip club underage

An old buddy of mine used to use his older brother's ID to get alcohol when he was 17 and his brother was 21, they looked very similar though obviously.

Could always try a bribe depending on the spot/bouncer.
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Even if you get in and can pass yourself off as a girl, will you make enough cash that it will be worth it?
i like and appreciate the direction you're spinning this in, let's brainstorm
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