sneaking blue on the cruise

[flx88]

going on a cruise in about 2 months and I need to bring some blues with me because I'll Withdraw hard without them. so two problems.

A) getting them on the cruise.. Am I over thinking this and just throw them in my pocket and walk on?

B) how can i get to them when I need to without the person I'm with on the cruise being like wtf are you going back to room so much? The girl I'm dating does not know I do this shit.

[arleybob]

stick em up your asshole

[flx88]

haha forgot to say

"in before some way of saying shove it up my ass"

[STEROS]

you probably are over-thinking it.

but do stick them up deep within your asshole's canal just to be on the safe side.

then, if you were able to walk among on-board without any troubles, you can later on laugh in the back of your head how you just crammed pills up your asshole for no reason.

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

STEEEROS...

[Issue313]

I'm dumb, but what are blues?

And if they're pills, you're going to feel dumb sticking them in your shitfunnel all for no reason.

[ChinaCat]

I think he means roxi 30s

Doesnt your girlfriend wonder why youre all sleepy and cant cum?

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

I think he means roxi 30s

Doesnt your girlfriend wonder why youre all sleepy and cant cum?

Oh, painkillers. Are they even illegal to possess without a prescription? Many drugs are prescription only to buy, but legal to own and take. You need to look up their legal status.

And yeah, the prescription system really is a big scam to enrich doctors.

[Zombie Food]

I think he means benzos?

Easy dude- crush them up and pill them up. Then put them in an empty bottle of 5-htp or something.

[ChinaCat]

Originally Posted by Issue313

Oh, painkillers. Are they even illegal to possess without a prescription? Many drugs are prescription only to buy, but legal to own and take. You need to look up their legal status.

And yeah, the prescription system really is a big scam to enrich doctors.

Of course fucking oxycodone is illegal to possess w/o a script

[Malcolm Equis]

Take them all now to make up for when you can't.

[Issue313]

Originally Posted by ChinaCat

Of course fucking oxycodone is illegal to possess w/o a script

Schedule II in the US, I'm guessing you're right lol. Well, can't see them searching his luggage, if that's what he's wondering about. BTW, not to thread hijack or anything, but do those TSA cunts operate on cruises out of America?

[ChinaCat]

^^ not sure about that but i just realized OP said its in two months


Clean yourself up for your cruise with your sweetie you junkie fuck

And then drink a ball load on the boat

[Zanick]

Actually, the comments about sticking them in your asshole gave me an idea.

Empty a highlighter, dump pills inside, stuff with cotton to prevent rattling and put the top back on. You can take that inside without provoking suspicion.

[Actor]

A) Forge a prescription label and stick it on a pill bottle. Then just put it in your bag or carry it in your pocket.

B) Carry some in your pocket and discreetly put them in your mouth and sallow them.

[arleybob]

I came up with an idea that I've only been able to use once:

Take the battery out of your cell phone and leave it at home - you won't be needing it anyway, on a vacation. If anyone asks any questions, say your phone's dead and you forgot your charger. Where the battery usually goes will now be an empty compartment which should be large enough to hide a decent amount of pills.

Would work best with LSD.

[komokazi]

Originally Posted by Issue313

Oh, painkillers. Are they even illegal to possess without a prescription? Many drugs are prescription only to buy, but legal to own and take. You need to look up their legal status.

And yeah, the prescription system really is a big scam to enrich doctors.

I was caught with 4 20mg percs and got prison time. In Texas, they treat it the same as heroin or meth.

Anyway, when I went on a 10-day cruise in 2009 to Mexico, Belize and the Bahamas, they didn't really care if you brought it on, but you better not try to take anything off.

[panthrax]

Originally Posted by komokazi

I was caught with 4 20mg percs

[Boris the Blade]

Originally Posted by komokazi

I was caught with 4 20mg percs and got prison time. In Texas, they treat it the same as heroin or meth.

Anyway, when I went on a 10-day cruise in 2009 to Mexico, Belize and the Bahamas, they didn't really care if you brought it on, but you better not try to take anything off.

Agreed. In hindsight, getting things on the boat wouldn't have been a problem, it seems they were looking mostly for liquor. But holy shit, don't bring anything with a scent off the boat. They run dogs by every piece of luggage. I declared a wooden pipe I got on the Bahamas (unused) and had to get put in a side room to get thoroughly searched by Customs and Border Protection. They made me take every thing out of every bag. I reached in a bag pocket to make sure there wasn't anything in it and felt about 30 seeds and a few large stems. (seeds of any kind aren't permitted, let alone pot seeds.) Out of about 25 possible pockets to search, that one was THE ONLY one they didn't feel around in with a flash light. Holy shit, I was nervous. They then broke my wooden pipe in half with a pair of bolt cutters. All could have been prevented if I hadn't declared the pipe.

Moral = don't declare paraphernalia, used or not.

[Boris the Blade]

... Also, a lot of shoes have checker board type grid under the soles. You could pull up the sole and put a pill in each gridded square, super glue the sole back down. But like has been said, getting that stuff on is
A lot easier than getting it off.

[Auschwitz Nazi Disneyland]

any reason you couldn't just throw them in a bottle with a bunch of travel sickness pills?

[fuckbiscuit]

Originally Posted by komokazi

I was caught with 4 20mg percs and got prison time. In Texas, they treat it the same as heroin or meth.

Anyway, when I went on a 10-day cruise in 2009 to Mexico, Belize and the Bahamas, they didn't really care if you brought it on, but you better not try to take anything off.

Lol, thats fucking retared. America's drug laws are draconian.

[ChinaCat]

Who else thought this thread was abiut sneaking your dog onto a cruise when they saw the title?

[A$AP Weed Smoker]

Originally Posted by flx88

going on a cruise in about 2 months and I need to bring some blues with me because I'll Withdraw hard without them. so two problems.

A) getting them on the cruise.. Am I over thinking this and just throw them in my pocket and walk on?

B) how can i get to them when I need to without the person I'm with on the cruise being like wtf are you going back to room so much? The girl I'm dating does not know I do this shit.

Take a cruise to Arabia with Gucci, Lil wayne, and Chris Brown. GOOH, GOOH, GOOH GOOH!!

[iTweaker]

Originally Posted by flx88

going on a cruise in about 2 months and I need to bring some blues with me because I'll Withdraw hard without them. so two problems.

A) getting them on the cruise.. Am I over thinking this and just throw them in my pocket and walk on?

B) how can i get to them when I need to without the person I'm with on the cruise being like wtf are you going back to room so much? The girl I'm dating does not know I do this shit.

put them in the same place you put your roaches.. cigg pack . they wont bother when it runs through scans. or you can do as eveyrone said stick it up your ass no one wants to see those hairs full shit.

[STEROS]

p.s.

i hope your cruise ship hits an ice berg.

[HampTheToker]

I didn't read through most of this thread, so forgive me if this idea has been mentioned, but how difficult would it be to create a fake label for a bottle with your name on it in an attempt to pass it off as a legitimate prescription? It struck me like an epiphany, but I have no idea if it's a viable option.

Just spitballin'.

[jator]

You're probably fine to just walk on with em in your pocket or whatever.

Unless you're only willing to shoot em or snort em (doesn't take that long on a bathroom break) I don't think it would be that hard to just throw ever how many you need in you're mouth an chill out for a bit. She's not gonna be staring you down every waking moment is she?

[flx88]

Originally Posted by jator

You're probably fine to just walk on with em in your pocket or whatever.

Unless you're only willing to shoot em or snort em (doesn't take that long on a bathroom break) I don't think it would be that hard to just throw ever how many you need in you're mouth an chill out for a bit. She's not gonna be staring you down every waking moment is she?

thanks for a legitimate answer bro. I actually bought a pair of shorts that has a tiny little pocket on the inside of the shorts by the belt area and I am going to stash about 16 of them in there. and go for it. If i get caught lets just say i'm going to have a shtty cruise with her as she will be leaving me as soon as I struck land haha.

Also I only snort or pop them so I'll just sneak to bathroom. i'm just worried of having some on me and she decides to go in pool or spa and i go in and ruin them. so i'll plan to carry 1 or 2 on me at the most. Trying to figure out how to stash them in the room. Thinking just in the same pocket of the shorts that I carry them in on.

Thanks for all the legit responses and :roll eyes: to the wise guys

[vilbe]

getting drugs on the cruise is the easy part, your pocket son. its getting em back to america that sucks....


seriously load up a tylenol bottle throw it in your luggage and your good. no one checks what leaves this country unless you act like you have a reason they should care. than proceed to enjoy the cruise warm and mellow....



kicking on a cruise is unique though. you have food someone to wash your room, a hot tub to lounge in, and endless booze and cheap smokes....

[flx88]

true about kicking it.. plus you typically don't sleep much. and thats what gets to me the most when WD'ing

Also you guys thinking if I bring too many on and don't use as many, it's going to be hard to get them off the cruise? so whatever i don't use toss away?

[I Kill Null Airtime]

Put them in a little ziploc bag and hope water doesnt get in if you want to carry them all on you.

[Thought Riot]

Just put them in a bottle of dramamine or painkillers or whatever.

[fuckbiscuit]

If i was you, i'd just bring a bunch of methadone or suboxone, some long acting opioid (maybe even morphine) just so you can delay the withdrawals for as long as possible, withdrawing while you are on holiday will totally ruin it for you.

[flx88]

Originally Posted by fuckbiscuit

If i was you, i'd just bring a bunch of methadone or suboxone, some long acting opioid (maybe even morphine) just so you can delay the withdrawals for as long as possible, withdrawing while you are on holiday will totally ruin it for you.

I do have suboxone but was going to use that for a quick detox off the blues. It worked wonders before. Question is.

If I use the suboxone like 2-4mg a day for the 4-5 days on the boat and come back and use blues for another 2 weeks then get suboxone and try detox with that, will that work or will it fuck everything up