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07-13-2012, 04:22 PM
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Zoklet I love you
Seriously peoples, it's like a dysfunctional family where we fuck with each other and still respect the good shit. Nice place on the internets where you can actually get a decent chat about anything going, some way.
<3
ITT: you love zoklet, tell me how much.
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07-13-2012, 05:02 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
Unlike some of you, I don't whore around with other Reddits and 4chans. I grew up on Totse and fell in love with her. She could do no wrong. But that wasn't meant to last. Then Zoklet happened and slowly I've begun to see all the things that made totse great. I can wast my time on tumblr and devArt all day, but every 15-30 minutes I've got to stop in and see what you guys are up to. I don't even think about it. My hand just automatically hits that 'Z' button on it's own.
For me, it's like being a part of a secret brotherhood of retards and burn-outs. All of us with our stupid code-names. Talking about everything. What's not to like?
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07-13-2012, 05:08 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
It's one of the only places where people can have semi intelligent discussion, I don't think anyone could leave here even if they wanted to.
<3 Zoklet.
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07-13-2012, 05:12 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
If this site were a person, we would be like... Best pals chillin out at the house, gettin high, playin video games, talking about crazy stuff noone cares about.
Zoklet, I love you.
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07-13-2012, 05:26 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
this is pretty much the only place where I hear ppl talking about shooting up and smokin meth , and can still have a proper intelligent discussion , zoklet is awsome yep.
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07-13-2012, 05:36 PM
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Sing me something soft...
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I love you like I love STDs.
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07-13-2012, 06:01 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
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I love you like I love STDs.
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In your mouth.
Like a drug this place changes you and the tread marks it leaves behind from it's sweet dysfunctional togetherness runs through your mind.
This is the place we come to put keys to our head and pull the irrational trigger.
Al
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07-14-2012, 10:01 AM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
i saw a girl walking along the seafront with a sticker on her forehead that said 'whore', lol.
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07-14-2012, 10:58 AM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
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I love you like I love STDs.
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I know ey, don't really want them but FUCK getting them in the first place feels so fucking good.
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07-14-2012, 11:18 AM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
The Internet used to be good. Zoklet is a kind of link to the past, I stay here and I make a point of posting because I believe this place deserves to continue. And yeah, where else could you have some of the conversations you have here? Non &t people just wouldn't understand.
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07-14-2012, 06:12 PM
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Marquis
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I stay for the older/good users from &T. Nowhere else have I found witty humor on such an epic scale. Plus the lolz are frequent. The new posters that come on here are just shit, they try too hard.
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07-14-2012, 06:16 PM
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Killed all the villagers.
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Re: Zoklet I love you
In before Spectral breaks this mother fucking love boat up.
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07-14-2012, 06:21 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
i can't help but feel the same way. i've surfed all over the internet in my various states of being, but i've never been to a place where everybody is just so chill, so honest and so honestly fucked up sometimes...just like everybody is but they don't talk about IRL.
i've taken things but i'm serious, this place is great. it's kind of like a tiny little communal state that's still in the honeymoon phase, and hasn't quite started to fall apart yet. and for that, thank you, because it's provided me with something i've never experienced from anywhere else.
<3
edit: OP: why do you kill yourself so prematurely when you've got a good heart? it fucking pisses me off when i see people wasting their obvious potential that way. FUCK everything you don't like about yourself or the world STD, get over it and have the guts to do something in your own favour. are you going to let all this meaningless, vacuous shit drive you to poisoning yourself and take years off your fucking life? i'm loathing myself for sounding like such a preachy-arsed cunt but needs to talk to you properly; and this goes for YOU (any member) if you're reading this, because this forum collects people like me and you, and we are the same in a lot of ways.
and here we go.... why should anyone carry on down this path, man? i'm not saying i'm regular in any capacity, because i'm far from it mate! i'm not even at that point, but god damn i'm almost at the crest of the wave and i'll eventually end up in social work because i want to help people who're fucked up like me and you. all sorts of people who i can help with what i've learned over the years, who i can help avoid all that depression/despair shit. a lot of times i feel like a loser, but i know that before i leave this planet - this abused, beautiful little miracle whose welfare honestly does matter to some people - i'll have helped make it a better place in my own little way.
have you ever considered doing that sort of thing? i'm not talking about that sort of career specifically, but helping people and receiving the good vibes really does warm your heart and restore your faith in humanity. before you make any decisions from now on, please just think about that, man.
so yeah back to my shitty story: i'm trying, or rather i'm trying to try, since that's how fucked up it's got over the past 6 years, but i'm going to ride out the wave eventually and see the calm at the other side. do the same thing as me, because there is nothing to lose and so many amazing things to gain.
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07-15-2012, 12:52 PM
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Duke
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Re: Zoklet I love you
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Originally Posted by broseph
i can't help but feel the same way. i've surfed all over the internet in my various states of being, but i've never been to a place where everybody is just so chill, so honest and so honestly fucked up sometimes...just like everybody is but they don't talk about IRL.
i've taken things but i'm serious, this place is great. it's kind of like a tiny little communal state that's still in the honeymoon phase, and hasn't quite started to fall apart yet. and for that, thank you, because it's provided me with something i've never experienced from anywhere else.
<3
edit: OP: why do you kill yourself so prematurely when you've got a good heart? it fucking pisses me off when i see people wasting their obvious potential that way. FUCK everything you don't like about yourself or the world STD, get over it and have the guts to do something in your own favour. are you going to let all this meaningless, vacuous shit drive you to poisoning yourself and take years off your fucking life? i'm loathing myself for sounding like such a preachy-arsed cunt but needs to talk to you properly; and this goes for YOU (any member) if you're reading this, because this forum collects people like me and you, and we are the same in a lot of ways.
and here we go.... why should anyone carry on down this path, man? i'm not saying i'm regular in any capacity, because i'm far from it mate! i'm not even at that point, but god damn i'm almost at the crest of the wave and i'll eventually end up in social work because i want to help people who're fucked up like me and you. all sorts of people who i can help with what i've learned over the years, who i can help avoid all that depression/despair shit. a lot of times i feel like a loser, but i know that before i leave this planet - this abused, beautiful little miracle whose welfare honestly does matter to some people - i'll have helped make it a better place in my own little way.
have you ever considered doing that sort of thing? i'm not talking about that sort of career specifically, but helping people and receiving the good vibes really does warm your heart and restore your faith in humanity. before you make any decisions from now on, please just think about that, man.
so yeah back to my shitty story: i'm trying, or rather i'm trying to try, since that's how fucked up it's got over the past 6 years, but i'm going to ride out the wave eventually and see the calm at the other side. do the same thing as me, because there is nothing to lose and so many amazing things to gain.
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heh. Actually yeah, I'm seriously considering that type of stuff, I always kinda liked the idea of being a high school teacher [other than the holidays and 16+ girls.] I've fucked up enough and I'm smart enough to know why and how that I *could* help, just nobody asks. And when I try to help they just mention the time I got wasted and let some dude suck my dick for vodka.
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07-15-2012, 01:11 PM
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Grandest Duke
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07-15-2012, 01:21 PM
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Igor Deckman
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Re: Zoklet I love you
There's no love in that OP for me.
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07-15-2012, 01:21 PM
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Knight
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I consider it a sort of refuge for the wierdos and fuck ups of society who are intellectuals but held back from normal society due to being, well, wierdos and fuck ups
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07-15-2012, 01:26 PM
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President Of The Fragyard
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I love me too.
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07-15-2012, 01:31 PM
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Grandest Duke
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07-15-2012, 02:17 PM
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Duke
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I can't love zoklet.
Too many new idiots for it to be rightfully called totse and not enough of the good old members for it either.
The Temple is gone and dead. Memories live until they are forgotten. Zoklet is a shitty replacement that doesn't deserve any praise just for being totse's replacement.
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07-15-2012, 02:26 PM
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Duke
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I love zoklet because i can bring up alot of things that goes through my mind and then get a serious and intelligent respond (4 out 10 times).
I also like how the unusual mix of stoners, skitzo's, pedo, professors, MDs, chemists, shamans, explores of the mind, fags, and trolls manages to get along just fine.
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07-15-2012, 02:28 PM
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Igor Deckman
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Re: Zoklet I love you
lol anyone sick of fags on other forums? Like they'll say something retarded and you'll naturally reply with, "Shut up, fag." as you would on here, but they actually get really offended, your post is deleted, you get an infraction, etc. lolololwut.
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07-15-2012, 02:31 PM
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Duke
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Re: Zoklet I love you
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lol anyone sick of fags on other forums? Like they'll say something retarded and you'll naturally reply with, "Shut up, fag." as you would on here, but they actually get really offended, your post is deleted, you get an infraction, etc. lolololwut.
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Yeah that to, we can say fag, nigger, bitch, pussy trash and get away with it.
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07-15-2012, 02:38 PM
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07-15-2012, 02:40 PM
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07-15-2012, 02:44 PM
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President Of The Fragyard
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Re: Zoklet I love you
I do like the lack of bullshit TOUs that forbid the use of language so they're 12-year-old friendly. This is naturally because they forgot that they were cussing like sailors when they were 12 too and it only inconveniences anyone old enough to, you know, type out a coherent reply on the internet.
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07-16-2012, 01:04 PM
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Duke
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Re: Zoklet I love you
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There's no love in that OP for me. 
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Man I love you too blunderful <3
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Pretty accurate
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I can't love zoklet.
Too many new idiots for it to be rightfully called totse and not enough of the good old members for it either.
The Temple is gone and dead. Memories live until they are forgotten. Zoklet is a shitty replacement that doesn't deserve any praise just for being totse's replacement.
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Totse was cool, I only found it about 2005, but zoklet is better. Maybe you got rose tinted glasses and I have only really known zoklet, but yeah.
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I do like the lack of bullshit TOUs that forbid the use of language so they're 12-year-old friendly. This is naturally because they forgot that they were cussing like sailors when they were 12 too and it only inconveniences anyone old enough to, you know, type out a coherent reply on the internet.
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<3 this
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07-16-2012, 01:09 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
To STD... I know I have talked my share of shit re: you, but ultimately I'm just running my mouth. I do enjoy your threads. Keep yourself alive for a while, huh?
To everyone else: You faggots give me something to look forward to just about every day, whether I'm lurking or actively involved. We're a pretty decent family. Like my sentiment to STD, don't die.
Well, except JFLC.
-but still, not really.-
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07-16-2012, 01:41 PM
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Duke
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To STD... I know I have talked my share of shit re: you, but ultimately I'm just running my mouth. I do enjoy your threads. Keep yourself alive for a while, huh?
To everyone else: You faggots give me something to look forward to just about every day, whether I'm lurking or actively involved. We're a pretty decent family. Like my sentiment to STD, don't die.
Well, except JFLC.
-but still, not really.-
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I read this and felt something warm and fuzzy inside of me.
And it's not vodka
<3
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07-16-2012, 02:06 PM
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its ok.
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07-16-2012, 03:44 PM
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07-16-2012, 03:52 PM
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Re: Zoklet I love you
Zoklet is such a strange, lulzy, and interesting group of people.
This is what keeps me coming back, day after day. There is really nothing else like it.
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