years ago i got the pleasure of learning how certain large groups package their goods..
setup like 6 buckets, one with castor oil, bleach, other scented liquids.
wrap dip, wrap dip wrap dip wrap dip....
easy does it.
-I will gladly feed you to the breed who wants you sacrificed-
Driving deffinetely makes the most sense. Obey the driving laws, don't speed, and dont look like a hippie loser. Even if its 3,000 miles, why risk the mail when you can be in control of your own destiny in a car?