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Old 07-19-2012, 02:56 AM
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Thumbs Down HAHA Skygear has never been skydiving

I've been away for some time because of farm work. I've looked into Skygear a lot and found out that he has never been skydiving.

He pretends with his user name, but he knows nothing about skydiving.

Some moderator he is. I bet he wishes he knew about hard farm work.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:04 AM
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Do you have chickens?
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:53 AM
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Yeah.
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Old 07-19-2012, 03:59 AM
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I love chickens.
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:27 AM
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I do too.
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Old 07-19-2012, 05:33 AM
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Default Re: HAHA Skygear has never been skydiving

Itt a couple of chicken fuckers
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:20 AM
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No I'm not.
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:32 AM
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Do the chickens have large talons?
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:36 AM
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Default Re: HAHA Skygear has never been skydiving

How am I supposed to know? I just chase them.
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Old 07-19-2012, 06:43 AM
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CHICKEN FUCKERS!!!!


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Old 07-19-2012, 06:47 AM
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Default Re: HAHA Skygear has never been skydiving

one guy talking to him self, nothing to see here.
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Old 07-19-2012, 11:47 AM
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What is your obsession with 'hard farm work'? Why do you constantly reference this?
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Old 07-19-2012, 02:26 PM
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What is your obsession with 'hard farm work'? Why do you constantly reference this?
"Hard farm work" is actually slang for gay sex. You know how you can "plow" someone in the ass? Yeah.
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Default Re: HAHA Skygear has never been skydiving

How hard do your work on your HARD farm.

Plus, tell us more about your chickens. How many did you fuck?
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Old 07-19-2012, 07:10 PM
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:07 PM
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p6867 is mad he never did hard farm work and therefore doesnt have a claim to badassery. nigga if you ever did farm work you would know whats up. im sick of your fucking xbox generation. i know your type, grew up playing call of duty and shit so you joined the military thinking you would be super badass. then you realized in the army that no one gives a shit so you come on zoklet to brag about "kicking in doors" and all this garbage to pasty kids who sit in their basements and do heroin and go on the internet.

bitch do some hard farm work and get back to me
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Spectral never punched a bear in the face.
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Old 07-19-2012, 08:11 PM
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i was raised by a single dad in very rural texas. We had a subsistence farming life. If the rest of the country had disappeared, we could theoretically have gone a week without knowing. As a kid, i was kind of aware it was a weird way to live, but everyone who finds out how i grew up looks at me like i was raised by Martians.
I grew up a farmer.
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Spectral never punched a bear in the face.
vizier never weighed more the 90 lbs
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Old 07-21-2012, 05:37 PM
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Default Re: HAHA Skygear has never been skydiving

Hard farm work is hard because my dad has me working seven days a week. But now I am saving time because I no longer take baths. I bet I will get all the girls when I go to the city.
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Old 07-21-2012, 07:24 PM
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It's always refreshing it take a dip in the swimming hole after a long day of hard farm work.
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I got another text-to-landline message from you today, JNelson

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