Death Grip on man's nuts kills him over a parking space

[IIIII]

I wonder if she knew that the guy would die from testicular asphyxiation when she grabbed his nuts?

This lady really wanted her parking spot ....

Altercation Over Parking Spot Ends in Death by Testicular Asphyxiation

A shopkeeper in China was fatally injured last week after a woman with whom he was clashing clutched his testicles, and squeezed them until he blacked out.

According to local reports, the 42-year-old man, who hails from the southern city of Haikou in the small province of Hainan, was locked in a heated altercation with the 41-year-old woman over a parking spot.

The unnamed woman, who was picking up her child from elementary school, sought to leave her scooter outside the man's shop. When he refused, the two began quarreling. Soon they were joined by the woman's husband and brother, and the tough talk turned to violence.

At some point during the melee, the woman latched on to the proprietor's privates, and refused to let go until the man passed out. He was rushed to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead.

The woman and her brother remain in police custody.

http://gawker.com/5904888/altercatio...r-asphyxiation

[LSA King]

and as a proud asian male in a male superiority driven culture, he didn't knock the bitch out WHY exactly?

[The Duke]

Old as Spectral-.

[Savino]

Originally Posted by LSA King

and as a male, he didn't knock the bitch out WHY exactly?

Fixed

[Snoopy]

You do understand that you will burn in hell a virgin for all eternity because of linking to a gawker article. I have killed people for less.

[The Duke]

I love gawker!

[The Pat-Man]

a man from haikou
balls crushed, as in a vise grip
will not breathe again

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

a man from haikou
balls crushed, as in a vise grip
will not breathe again

That's pretty deep. Like a septic tank.

[The Pat-Man]

like a septic tank
my words stagnate beneath ground
only to rise later


edit: fuck 6 syllables

[Pee Vee Proots, M.D.]

According to local reports, the 42-year-old man, who hails from the southern city of Haikou

Chinese shopkeeper
Unfortunate way to go
Testicle death-grip

EDIT: SON OF A BITCH. Yeah it was pretty obvious someone was gonna beat me. Niggers.

[Snoopy]

Originally Posted by The Pat-Man

like a septic tank
my words stagnate beneath ground
only to rise later

Please stop.

[The Pat-Man]

snoopy is incensed
his mother never loved him
only mcdonalds

[broseph]

she'll get the death penalty, as she fully deserves.